Line #148 Quotes/IHaveNoSon


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2	[[folder:Anime and Manga]]
3	->'''Sho:''' [[DisownedParent You're not my mom]] as far as I'm concerned!!\
4	'''Sho's mother:''' Oh yeah? Well, you're no son of mine!!
5	-->-- ''Manga/DriftingClassroom'', Chapter 1
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7
8	[[folder:Comedy]]
9	->'''Jeff:''' You got any kids, Walter?\
10	'''Walter:''' Yeah, I got kids.\
11	'''Jeff:''' What'd they get you for Father's Day.\
12	'''Walter:''' A card saying [[YoureNotMyFather I wasn't really their father.]]\
13	'''Jeff:''' Really? That's terrible!\
14	'''Walter:''' No, it's what I asked for.
15	-->-- '''Creator/JeffDunham''' and his puppet '''[[GrumpyOldMan Walter]]''' at the ''Just for Laughs'' festival
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17
18	[[folder:Comic Books]]
19	->"I used to think I had a sister...but I have nobody."
20	-->-- '''Diego''', ''ComicBook/TheUmbrellaAcademy'': [[https://turkeyinacan.tumblr.com/post/9903831776 Issue 3]]
21	[[/folder]]
22
23	[[folder:Fan Works]]
24	->'''Mr. [=McCann=]:''' ''(commenting on Chandler's burnt appearance)'' What happened to you?\
25	'''[[WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse Chandler McCann]]:''' Just got hit by some toxic waste. C'mon, let's get out of here.\
26	'''Mr. [=McCann=]:''' Get back.\
27	'''Chandler:''' ''(shocked)'' What?\
28	'''Mr. [=McCann=]:''' You're not my son. No son of mine is a hideous freak.\
29	'''Chandler:''' What are you talking about, Dad? ''(looks at his reflection in broken glass)'' No! This can't be!
30	-->-- ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12459102/1/Loud-heroes Loud Heroes]]'', Chapter 10
31
32	->''"I then decided that if she was to continue down this path, she would do so without dragging our family name through the mud, and planned on disowning her. I had formally expelled students from my family's school in the past, and I took no pleasure in it, but recognized that there were times when cutting ties was best, particularly when the people in question had no intention of changing their actions. It was the same for Miho, even if she was my daughter. If she rejected [[SecondPlaceIsForLosers everything our family stood for]], there was no place for her in it."''
33	-->-- '''[[Anime/GirlsUndPanzer Shiho Nishizumi]]''', ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9117847/6/Off-The-Path Off The Path]]''
34
35	->''"I have no son... No son of mine would disgrace me as you have done."''
36	-->-- '''Lord Goa''', ''Fanfic/TheVow''
37	[[/folder]]
38
39	[[folder:Films -- Animated]]
40	->'''Ansel:''' I don't know how you got this, but there's been a mistake. A huge and very terrible mistake.\
41	'''Arlo:''' That's what ''I'' thought! It had to have been a big old mistake that I ended up floating all the way down from New York City to the swamp!\
42	'''Ansel:''' Yes. I mean -- no! My son... My son is gone.\
43	'''Arlo:''' But --\
44	'''Ansel:''' I am not your father!... I can't be.\
45	'''Arlo:''' You ''have'' to be! I have nowhere else to go! And I came all this way...
46	-->--''WesternAnimation/ArloTheAlligatorBoy''
47
48	->''"How did I end up with a son like you, eh? You're nothing like me. You never were, and you never will be."''
49	-->-- '''Marcus''' to Johnny, ''WesternAnimation/{{Sing}}''
50
51	->''"You're not a Viking and you're not my son."''
52	-->-- '''Stoick the Vast''', ''WesternAnimation/{{How to Train Your Dragon\|2010}}''
53	[[/folder]]
54
55	[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
56	->'''Walter:''' You get the hell out of here.\
57	'''Buddy:''' Where do you want me to go?\
58	'''Walter:''' I don't care where you go. I don't care that you're an elf, I don't care that you're ''nuts,'' I DON'T CARE THAT YOU'RE MY SON! '''GET OUT OF MY LIFE!!! ''NOW!!!'''''
59	-->-- ''Film/{{Elf}}''
60
61	->''"Fredo, you're nothing to me now. You're not a brother, you're not a friend. I don't want to know you or what you do. I don't want to see you at the hotels, I don't want you near my house. When you see our mother, I want to know a day in advance, so I won't be there. You understand?"''
62	-->-- '''Michael Corleone''', ''Film/TheGodfather Part II''
63
64	->'''Gladys''': I have some digestive biscuits in my room, Edward. They will suffice until I finish reading your ''daughter's book''.
65	->'''Edward''': What's all this "your daughter's" stuff, may I ask? She's your niece, you know! And there aren't any writers in ''my'' family!
66	-->-- ''Film/PleaseTurnOver''
67
68	->'''Scowler:''' What're you doing, Juniper? I said move out! You know the rules.\
69	'''Juniper:''' You can't just leave him [Patchi] like that. He's your brother!\
70	'''Scowler:''' I don't have a brother. Now get back to the herd.
71	-->-- ''Film/WalkingWithDinosaurs: The Movie''
72
73	->'''Leyla:''' Where is Nina?\
74	'''Father:''' You've never had a sister who's called "Nina".
75	-->-- ''Film/WhenDarknessFalls''
76	[[/folder]]
77
78	[[folder:Literature]]
79	->"That boy is no child of ours. He's nobody. Nothing. Just a phenomenon that slipped in from some other world. We just got it into our heads that he was our son and named him."
80	-->-- '''Mr. Escardos''', ''Literature/FateStrangeFake''
81
82	->'''Barty Crouch Jr.:''' I'm your son! I'm your son!\
83	'''Bartemius Crouch Sr.:''' You are no son of mine! I have no son!
84	-->--''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheGobletOfFire''
85
86	->''"Of course, any time the family produced [[WhiteSheep someone halfway decent]] they were disowned."''
87	-->-- '''Sirius Black''' on his BigScrewedUpFamily, ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheOrderOfThePhoenix''
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89
90	[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
91	->''"My daughter... People say...'Bring her back'...They shout at me in the street. Do you know that?...'Wicked!' they say. 'Bring her back.'...but nononono...She's not my daughter anymore...I've forgotten her"''
92	-->--'''Augustus''', ''Series/IClaudius''
93
94	->'''Tywin Lannister:''' You're no son of mine!\
95	'''Tyrion Lannister:''' [[LikeFatherLikeSon I am your son. I have always been your son.]]
96	-->--''Series/GameOfThrones''
97
98	->'''Lex:''' I know we've had our differences, but my wi-- ... she's the mother of your grandchildren!\
99	'''Lionel:''' ... How could I have grandchildren? I don't have a son.
100	-->--''Series/{{Smallville}}''
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102
103	[[folder:Music]]
104	->''He sat me down to talk to me\
105	He looked me straight in the eyes\
106	He said "You're no son, you're no son of mine\
107	You're no son, you're no son of mine\
108	[[TheRunaway You walked out, you left us behind]]\
109	And you're no son, you're no son of mine"\
110	Oh, his words, how they hurt me\
111	I'll never forget it\
112	And as the time it went by\
113	I lived to regret it\
114	"You're no son, you're no son of mine"\
115	"But where should I go\
116	And what should I do?"\
117	"You're no son, you're no son of mine"\
118	"But I came here for help\
119	Oh, I came here for you"''
120	-->-- '''Music/{{Genesis\|Band}}''', "No Son of Mine"
121
122	->''"I'm no longer his daughter, not since I gave him poo water."''
123	-->-- '''Trudy Walker''', ''Music/{{Koit}}'', "Put Some Poo"
124	[[/folder]]
125
126	[[folder:Tabletop Games]]
127	->''"Ancestors be damned!" the young prince exclaimed, slamming his fist onto the hard stone of the feasting table.\
128	Though he had been flushed with drink before, the ancient ruler's face had been drained by his son's last outburst. To his ears, [[ThisIsUnforgivable the words his offspring had spoken were the worst desecration imaginable]] - disrespect of the ancestors.\
129	"Get out." The words were barely audible, even in the silent hall. "Leave this kingdom never to return. [[{{Unperson}} Your name shall be stricken from all records]]. You are no longer the son of King Kurdan of Karak Azar."''
130	-->-- The end of a short story introducing the dwarfs in TabletopGame/{{Mordheim}}.
131	[[/folder]]
132
133	[[folder:Theatre]]
134	->''"King Henry had no sons. He had three whiskered things but he disowned them. You're not mine. We're not connected. I deny you. None of you will get my crown. I leave you nothing and I wish you plague. May all your children breach and die."''
135	-->-- '''Henry II''', ''Theatre/TheLionInWinter''
136
137	->''"All my sons are bastards."''
138	-->-- '''Henry II''', ''Theatre/TheLionInWinter''
139	[[/folder]]
140
141	[[folder:Video Games]]
142	->'''[[ArchnemesisDad Hades]]:''' Don't you like the song? It's about you!\
143	'''Zagreus:''' It says I'm really the bastard son of Zeus, but also indelibly connected to the god of wine, and how your parents tore me to pieces, giving rise to mortals, but that I'm always going to be stuck [[PhysicalHell here]].\
144	'''Hades:''' You fill Orpheus's mind with nonsense, it produces nonsense. Nonsense I presume shall spread from this place far and wide, so everyone might know that I have nothing to do with you.
145	-->--''VideoGame/{{Hades}}''
146
147	->''"You [Damian Wayne] stopped being my son when you killed Dick Grayson. He was my son."''\
148	[After the fight]\
149	''"You're dead to me."''
150	-->-- '''Insurgency Batman''', ''VideoGame/InjusticeGodsAmongUs''
151
152	->''"I don’t care if you are my child or not! I don’t care if you were loyal to me or not! I don’t care if you’re the rarest Pokémon there is in the world or not! If you’re not beautiful enough to be worthy of my love, then I don’t NEED you!"''
153	-->-- '''Lusamine''', ''VideoGame/PokemonSunAndMoon''
154
155	->''"I understand that I had a brother once; a boy named Alex, a boy who used to play games with me and go skating with me and watch scary movies with me. I understand that Alex is dead now."''
156	-->--'''Dana Mercer''', ''VideoGame/Prototype2''
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158
159	[[folder:Web Animation]]
160	->'''Qrow:''' [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Running away]] was one thing, but ''[[TreacheryIsASpecialKindOfEvil this]]?'' You've crossed the line!\
161	'''Raven:''' Sorry brother, but sometimes family disappoints you like that.\
162	'''Qrow:''' We aren't family anymore.\
163	'''Raven:''' Were we ''ever''?\
164	'''Qrow:''' I thought so, but I guess I was wrong.
165	-->-- ''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}''
166	[[/folder]]
167
168	[[folder:Webcomics]]
169	->'''"I HAVE NO SON! [[ParodiedTrope This is my]] [[UsefulNotes/{{Transgender}} DAUGHTER]], MARGARET! [[KnightTemplarParent Respect her or I behead you and burn your corpse!]]"'''
170	-->-- '''Shulza''', ''Webcomic/CloverAndCutlass''
171	[[/folder]]
172
173	[[folder:Web Video]]
174	->'''Bum!Stoick:''' You're not my son.\
175	'''Bum!Hiccup:''' Well technically I sort of am.\
176	'''Bum!Stoick:''' Well metaphorically YOU'RE NOT!\
177	'''Bum!Hiccup:''' AHHHHHHH!
178	-->-- ''WebVideo/BumReviews: WesternAnimation/HowToTrainYourDragon2010''
179
180	->'''[[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders Jotaro]]:''' I made fajitas.\
181	'''[[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureStoneOcean Jolyne]]:''' I'm allergic to Mexican!\
182	'''Jotaro:''' '''''I HAVE NO DAUGHTER!'''''
183	-->--''WebVideo/JoJosBizarreAdventureAbridged''
184	[[/folder]]
185
186	[[folder:Western Animation]]
187	->'''Bob:''' I'm coming with you. And I-I've never been this angry. [[GroundedForever You're all grounded for the rest of your lives.]]\
188	'''Tina:''' Oh, what a fun family outing.\
189	'''Bob:''' And none of you are allowed to talk to me, tonight or maybe ever again, and you're not my children anymore, and you're not allowed to come to my funeral.
190	-->--''WesternAnimation/BobsBurgers''
191
192	->'''Lena:''' Get away from my best friend, Aunt Magica!\
193	'''Magica [=DeSpell=]:''' ''Aunt?!'' You're even worse than [Webby]! You aren't my family, you are ''nothing!''
194	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales2017''
195
196	->'''Della:''' This is ridiculous. I should be out there with my family.\
197	'''Dewey:''' (''busting in covered in seaweed and wearing a fake fish fin'') Mom, look at my super-cool fins!\
198	'''Della:''' (''dry heaves'') ...I have no family...
199	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales2017''
200
201	->''"You ignoramus! Your brother was gonna be our ticket outta this dump! All you ever do is lie and cheat and ride on your brother's coattails. Well this time you cost our family potential millions! And until you make us a fortune, you're not welcome in this household."''
202	-->-- '''Filbrick Pines''' to Stanley, ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls''
203
204	->''"I hope you have a lawyer, because you no longer have a father."''
205	-->--'''Beef Tobin''' to Wolf, ''WesternAnimation/TheGreatNorth'', Season 3 "[[Recap/TheGreatNorthS3E04CodeEnoughSaidAdventure Code Enough Said Adventure]]"
206
207	->'''Hank:''' Shut up, Dale! I know what's best for my dad!\
208	'''Cotton:''' If you knew what was best for me, [[KickTheDog you would've drowned yourself two days after you was born!]]
209	-->--''WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill''
210
211	->'''Lloyd:''' You wouldn't hurt me. Your son.\
212	'''Garmadon:''' '''''I have no son'''''.
213	-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Ninjago}}'', Season 8 "[[Recap/NinjagoS8E83TruePotential True Potential]]"
214
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216
217	[[folder:Real Life]]
218	->''"I don't ''have'' a daughter."''
219	-->--'''[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clarence_Mackay Clarence Mackay]]''', in a press statement after his daughter [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ellin_Berlin Ellin]] eloped with Music/IrvingBerlin
220	[[/folder]]

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