Line #73 Quotes/EveryoneHatesMimes


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3	[[folder:Comic Strips]]
4	-> ''"If a tree falls in the forest and no one's around and it hits a mime, does anyone care?"''
5	-->-- ''ComicStrip/TheFarSide''
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8	[[folder:Fan Works]]
9	->''"WHAT IF HE'S A MURDERER! WHAT IF HE'S A WEREWOLF! WHAT IF HE'S A VAMPIRE! WHAT IF HE'S A ROBBER! WHAT IF HE'S A GOBLIN! [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking WHAT IF HE'S A]] ''[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking MIME!]]''
10	-->-- '''Calvin''', ''Fanfic/CalvinAndHobbesTheSeries'', [[Recap/CalvinAndHobbesTheSeriesS1E18ConfessionsOfAPrankLovingTiger "Confessions of a Prank-Loving Tiger"]]
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13	[[folder:Film]]
14	->'''Zeus Carver:''' Watch it! Watchitwatchitwatchitwatchit! Oh my god-are you aiming for these people?!
15	->'''John [=McClane=]:''' No! ([[WilhelmScream Someone screams in pain]]) Well, maybe that mime...
16	-->--This conversation takes place as John [=McClane=] drives through the middle of Central Park in ''[[Film/DieHard Die Hard With A Vengeance]]''.
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18	->'''Dr. Weaver:''' I'm sorry to report that once again, there is a blight on our town. I refer, of course, to the return of the extremely ''irritating'' Living Statue!\
19	''(round of boos and hisses from the rest of the Neighbourhood Watch)''
20	-->--''Film/HotFuzz''
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22	->''Use your body-words. Where? ''[...]'' Enough of the games, say it. Just say it! '''Talk, YOU STUPID MIME!'''''
23	-->--'''Pikachu''' interrogating a Mr. Mime, ''Film/PokemonDetectivePikachu''
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25	->'''Narrator:''' Acme Falls was a town filled with happy inhabitants, including the butcher, the baker, and the candlestick maker. [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg And a mime.]]
26	->'''Yakko:''' Well, no place is perfect.
27	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/WakkosWish''
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30	[[folder:Literature]]
31	->'''Boggis''': [Vetinari] does have all street-theatre players and mime artists thrown into the scorpion pit.\
32	'''Slant''': True. But let's not forget that he has his bad points too.
33	-->-- ''Literature/FeetOfClay''
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35	->It was furnished in a style that I could only term "Early Atrocity." Bleached bones, presumably of former enemies, decorated the walls and not only that, had been incorporated into much of the furniture. The legs of the main dining table were genuine legs, the armchairs, I'm sure you can guess. There were tapestries, but they consisted mostly of depictions of slaughter, slaughter everywhere. Women being raped, children being tossed onto fires, men being crucified. All of it, a celebration of the worst sort of brutality. Suddenly the line of demarcation between the festivals of good and evil became that much clearer for me. When good is celebrating, you don't have an overwhelming urge to run screaming into the night. Well... unless a mime is performing.
36	-->The title character, narrating, from ''Literature/SirAproposOfNothing''.
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39	[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
40	->'''Buffy:''' ...so then Kathy's like, 'It's share time.' And I'm like, 'Oh yeah? Share this!' (She punches at the air)\
41	'''Oz:''' So, either you hit her, or you did your wacky mime routine for her.\
42	'''Buffy:''' Well, I didn't do either, actually. [[MonsterRoommate But she deserves it, don't you think?]]\
43	'''Oz:''' Nobody deserves a mime, Buffy.
44	-->--''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'', "[[Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS4E2LivingConditions Living Conditions]]"
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47	[[folder:Video Games]]
48	->''I hate mimes.''
49	-->--'''Caleb''' after killing a harmless mime, ''VideoGame/Blood1997''
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51	-> ''I ventured into a mortal city recently and encountered—oh, what were they called again?—ah, mimes, that was it. I encountered mimes for the first time. They are absolutely horrifying. Well done.''
52	-->--'''Lyranth''', VideoGame/TheElderScrollsOnline
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54	->''Definitely no mimes allowed! There's no box! There never was!''
55	-->--'''Grunt''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect3'', "Citadel"
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58	[[folder:Web Comics]]
59	->'''Senator''': You stole a red Fokker triplane and strafed the Snoopy float at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade?\
60	'''Black Hat''': Got three mimes, too.
61	-->-- ''Webcomic/{{xkcd}}'', "[[https://xkcd.com/496/ Secretary: Part 3]]"
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64	[[folder:Web Videos]]
65	->[[NoodleIncident ...and while the mime]] ''[[NoodleIncident did]]'' [[NoodleIncident survive, he'll never walk again]].
66	-->--''WebVideo/HellsingAbridged''
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68	->''Anytime I see a mime in a movie, it's like seeing a mime in RealLife, it's just it's gonna suck''.
69	-->--'''Creator/DougWalker''' on ''WesternAnimation/TheAngryBirdsMovie''
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71	->''"[confused] Hey, these mimes aren't attacking me! [starts chuckling] Ah, the game just assumes everyone is going to automatically gun down all mimes. They don't even need to '''make''' an attack."''
72	-->-- ''WebVideo/RosssGameDungeon'', ''VideoGame/CarnEvil''
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75	[[folder:Western Animation]]
76	->'''Narrator''': "Luckily, [Max's] manslaughter charges were dismissed, because he was labeled mentally deficient, and unlikely to have a motive for killing a mime artist. Unlike most people."
77	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/MaryAndMax'', [[ItMakesSenseInContext After Max gets arrested for his air conditioner falling on and killing a mime from his New York Apartment]]
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79	->'''Clay:''' I think we all learned a little something today.
80	->'''Kimiko:''' [[ThePowerOfFriendship Never lose faith in a friend?]]
81	->'''Omi:''' The value of [[MundaneSolution simple solutions]] [[CuttingTheKnot to complicated problems?]]
82	->'''Raimundo:''' [[BluntMetaphorsTrauma Omi can't use slang?]]
83	->'''Clay:''' Nope. [[SpoofAesop Everybody hates a mime.]]
84	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/XiaolinShowdown''
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