Line #1 Quotes/ArtisticLicensePhysics


1	->''"And it has a [[KillItWithFire flamethrower]] PowerUp that works in space. That's not even physically possible, which makes it [[RuleOfCool twice as cool]]."''
2	-->-- '''''WebVideo/ClassicGameRoom'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zpd3ahwJLo8 review]] of ''Star Defender 4'''''
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4	->'''La Forge''': ''[[LampshadeHanging It's like the laws of physics just went right out the window!]]''\
5	'''Q''': ''And why shouldn't they? They're so inconvenient.''
6	-->-- ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'', "True Q"
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8	->''"This guy -- a physicist -- turns to the other physicist and without any shame or compunction says, 'The neutrinos have mutated'. Now, for the non-nerds here, neutrinos are tiny sub-atomic, really almost massless particles that are released in nuclear breakdown, like in the sun for example. Five hundred trillion of them pass through your body every second. They can't mutate. Their structure is fundamental to the structure of the universe. They can't just ''change''. They might as well have gone, 'The electrons are angry'. Or, 'The light from the sun... ''(sniff)'', it's gone off.' That's how fucking ludicrous it is."''
9	-->-- '''Dara O'Briain''' is not a fan of ''Film/TwoThousandTwelve''.
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11	->''"It's the worst physics movie... Ever... This is not just a disaster movie. It's a disaster."''
12	-->-- '''[[http://www.intuitor.com/moviephysics/ The Insultingly Stupid Movie Physics]]''' on ''Film/TheCore''
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14	->''"Can we have a sci-fi movie that doesn't defy all laws of physics completely with human beings? [We have] the Creator/ChanningTatum character and he's flying around like Franchise/{{Superman}} with [[Franchise/StarTrek Mr. Spock's Vulcan boots]] on -- rocket boots -- and he's like, "Hold on to me real tight 'cause I'm gonna hold on to this spaceship that can go Mach 40 through the atmosphere." Uhh... No. Don't lose me here."''
15	-->-- '''Mike Stoklasa''', ''WebVideo/HalfInTheBag'' on ''Film/JupiterAscending''
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17	->''"I should avoid casting any spells tonight, if only to give the laws of physics time to cry alone in the corner."''
18	-->-- '''Vaarsuvius''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'', [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0754.html #754]]
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20	->''"83: The Laws of Physics can kindly go fuck themselves".''
21	-->-- '''[[http://fudoushin.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/rules.jpg The Laws of Super Robot Anime]]'''
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23	->''"And through the planet, I end up IN SPACE! And I start running around IN SPACE! Screw physics, because '''VideoGames!'''"''
24	-->-- '''WebVideo/ProJared''' on ''VideoGame/SuperHydlide''
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26	->''"The laws of physics can kiss my ass!"''
27	-->-- '''ComicBook/AmericaChavez''' summing up every storywriter's view on this trope after punching a singularity in the face, ''ComicBook/YoungAvengers Volume II''
28
29	->''"So much for the Laws of Physics."''
30	-->-- '''Ryouma Nagare''' watching [[PlutoIsExpendable Pluto getting eaten by a wormhole]], ''Manga/GetterRobo Armageddon''
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32	->''"Like, there's one kind of space, the more realistic one, which obeys the laws of physics... And there's the other kind of space, which does away with all that, because screw it, physics are for nerds."''
33	-->-- '''Igno''', ''Roleplay/WeAreOurAvatars''
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35	->''"It's one thing to laugh at the laws of physics. It's another thing entirely to sneak into physics' garage at night, open up the car hood, and poop on the radiator."''
36	-->-- '''Jeremy "Norm" Scott''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsyvM96a8fU Let's Not Play Infamous: Second Son]]''
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38	->''"Help! I'm falling at a sixty-degree angle, breaking all the laws of physics!"''
39	-->-- '''Mike Nelson''' (as a Mook), ''[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S09E03ThePumaman Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Pumaman]]''
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41	->''"We view the laws of physics more as ''polite suggestions''"''.
42	-->-- '''Nanase''', ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive'', [[http://egscomics.com/comic/2016-03-11]]
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44	->''"You see, trucks can drive very fast, especially on reverse. In fact, you can accelerate indefinitely and even the rate of your acceleration increases indefinitely. The fact that you can exceed the speed of light with a semi going on reverse is finally proof that Einstein was just a quack who didn't know what the hell he was talking about."''
45	-->-- '''Website/HardcoreGaming101''', [[http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/bigrigs/bigrigs.htm on]] ''VideoGame/BigRigsOverTheRoadRacing''
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47	->''"In ''Franchise/StarTrek'', it is possible to use sound waves as a weapon against a starship in the vacuum of space, cool something ''below'' absolute zero, live on an inhabitable planet which is only ten light-seconds from its star, find a crack in a mathematically defined radius, measure power in units of joules and energy in units of watts, shrink a shuttlecraft to the size of a thimble, make gravity propagate at superluminal speed, intercept photons without changing their energy or direction, see non-incident non-radiating particles, come to a meaningless "full stop" in outer space, expand the scale at which quantum effects are significant to encompass the entire universe, live without being born, fly a ship that was never built, dig up miraculously naturally-occurring alloys, vapourize something without producing any vapour, subject metals to high-energy plasma bombardment without damage, find magical "omega particles" that have greater energy density than matter/antimatter annihilation, and take a drug that protects you from radiation."''
48	-->-- '''Website/StarDestroyerDotNet''', "[[http://stardestroyer.net/Empire/Tech/Myths/STRealism.html Star Trek Realism: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly]]"
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50	->''"That thing doesn't obey the laws of physics at all!"''
51	-->-- '''Spider-Man''' on '''Captain America''''s shield, ''Film/CaptainAmericaCivilWar''
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53	->'''Creator/MargotKidder:''' What the fuck is happening?!\
54	'''[[ComicBook/{{Superman}} Super]]-[[Creator/ChristopherReeve Chris]]:''' Just a [[FlyingBrick superhumanly strong flying dude]], nothing to worry about! I'll just smile charmingly while your brain utterly breaks.\
55	'''Creator/MargotKidder:''' Oh I'm fine with the flying thing. I just, [[CatchAFallingStar I'd been falling for five hundred feet when I hit your arms]]. Which were flying UP towards me, which would just INCREASE the impact velocity. [[NotTheFallThatKillsYou Shouldn't that collision have given my body all kinds of interesting new corners?]]\
56	'''Super-Chris:''' What is that, physics? Let me show you something.\
57	''He catches the falling HELICOPTER by its LANDING SKID. All FIVE TONS OF FORCE gets absorbed in a piece of metal the size of ONE GUY'S HAND, which proceeds to not BEND or TWIST or REACT AT ALL.''\
58	'''Super-Chris:''' Ha ha haaa, [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK YOU, PHYSICS!]]
59	-->-- ''Website/TheEditingRoom'''s abridged script for ''Film/SupermanTheMovie''
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61	->''"After a gunfight, and a car chase that defies all the laws of physics... and I do mean all of them, even the ones we've not discovered yet..."''
62	-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheDomReviews Dominic Noble]]''', ''Lost in Adaptation'' review of ''Film/{{Wanted}}''
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64	->'''Producer:''' OK, so how are these guys able to do this stuff?\
65	'''Screenwriter:''' Well, sir, you know physics?\
66	'''Producer:''' Yeah.\
67	'''Screenwriter:''' Well I ''don't'', nor do I care to learn.\
68	'''Producer:''' Oh, OK, gotcha. It does sound more fun to just ignore all that stuff.
69	-->-- ''WebVideo/ScreenRantPitchMeetings'', ''Film/{{RRR\|2022}}'' pitch meeting
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71	->''"[[RussianReversal In Soviet Russia, physics breaks YOU]]!"''
72	-->-- '''[[Creator/LewisLovhaug Linkara]]''', during the joint review of ''Film/SupermanIVTheQuestForPeace'' with WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic
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74	->''"I should also point out that Light literally writes down in Mia's description of death that he survives the fall. Okay, that makes no sense! You should not able to defy the laws of physics in the details of someone else's death! I should also mention one more time, that Ryuk said, things have to be PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE!"''
75	-->-- ''WebVideo/TheCosmonautVarietyHour'' in his review of ''Film/DeathNote2017''
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77	->''"Wha-- Alright, okay, back to science here! A laser doesn't have any mass! Well, light ''does'' have mass, but it's an insignificant amount of mass... L-Lasers don't cause ''thrust''; they don't. An ion drive would cause thrust, but lasers wouldn't! It's no-- Okay..."''
78	-->-- '''WebVideo/{{Markiplier}}''' on the "Laser" [[HaveANiceDeath Fail]] in ''[[VideoGame/HenryStickminSeries Infiltrating the Airship]]''

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