1 | ->'''Amy:''' Take this [picture]. It's much better. I don't have my mouth wide open, like Serena.\ |
2 | '''Serena:''' You ''bitch''! |
3 | |
4 | ->'''Serena:''' Are you the Moon Princess, ''Sailor Venus''?\ |
5 | '''Mina:''' I don't know, ''Sailor Moon''.\ |
6 | '''Raye:''' [[NoIndoorVoice OH MY GOD, THERE'S TWO OF THEEEEEM]]!!! |
7 | |
8 | ->'''Cats:''' Sexsexsexsexsexsexsexsex...\ |
9 | '''Cat #1:''' Sex! Sex, sex, sex...\ |
10 | ''Fishbone!''\ |
11 | '''Cat #1:''' Sex?\ |
12 | '''Hercules:''' Meow.\ |
13 | '''Cats:''' [[OhCrap SEX!]]\ |
14 | ''(The cats back up)''\ |
15 | '''Luna:''' O-kay.\ |
16 | ''(A small pink cat is chewing on Luna's tail. It notices Luna staring and spits her tail out)''\ |
17 | '''Cat #2:''' ([[MoreTeethThanTheOsmondFamily making a big grin]]) Sex! (walks away and says "sex" with each step)\ |
18 | '''Luna:''' [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment Well that was just]] [[LampshadeHanging pointless and weird]]. |
19 | |
20 | ->'''Luna:''' [[TheReveal Sailor Moon is the Moon Princess!]]\ |
21 | '''Lita:''' Yeah, it's a total [[DoubleEntendre blow-away.]] [[ReallyGetsAround I would know.]]\ |
22 | '''Amy:''' Oh my gosh, [[CaptainObvious Darien's Tuxedo Mask!]]\ |
23 | '''Mina:''' [[LampshadeHanging I, like, point out the obvious, over and over again!]]\ |
24 | '''Luna:''' Right, like how Sailor Moon is the Moon Princess!\ |
25 | '''Amy:''' And how Darien is Tuxedo Mask!\ |
26 | '''Serena:''' What about me being the Moon Princess?\ |
27 | '''Zoicite:''' Wait, ''Darien's'' the Moon Princess?\ |
28 | '''Amy:''' [[MindScrew No, no- Zoicite's Tuxedo Moon!]]\ |
29 | '''Raye:''' WHAT'S GOING ON?! |
30 | |
31 | ->'''Moon Princess''': Tuxedo Mask... find the Imperial Crystal...\ |
32 | '''Darien''': What?\ |
33 | '''Moon Princess''': [[SuddenlyShouting THE IMPERIAL CRYSTAL!]]\ |
34 | '''Darien''': Is that you, Serena?\ |
35 | '''Moon Princess''': NO! [[BigEater And get me a pizza]]... pizza... [-pizza-]... '''PIZZA'''! |
36 | |
37 | ->'''Darien''': This painting looks familiar... I feel like I've seen this guy before. Oh- maybe it's the girl who is familiar...\ |
38 | '''Moon Princess''': Still waiting on that pizza...\ |
39 | '''Darien''': Nope, nothing comes to mind. |
40 | |
41 | ->'''Queen Beryl:''' WHAT THE *BEEP* IS THIS? This is the ''second'' scene of the episode- ''[[MediumAwareness we're usually the opening skit!]]'' This is all your fault, Jedite! We're second rate now- YOU *BEEP*ING FAILURE! |
42 | |
43 | ->'''Raye:''' Don't worry Sailor Moon. We'll always be right behind you.\ |
44 | '''Serena:''' Thanks!\ |
45 | '''Raye:''' With a knife.\ |
46 | '''Serena:''' Oh.\ |
47 | '''Raye:''' To stab you.\ |
48 | '''Serena:''' ...I get it.\ |
49 | '''Raye:''' And twist it.\ |
50 | '''Serena:''' OK...\ |
51 | '''Raye:''' ''I HATE YOU.''\ |
52 | '''Serena:''' Thanks Raye! |
53 | |
54 | ->'''Serena (using the Lunar Pen:''' Turn me into a flight attendant. |
55 | (Transforms) |
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