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3	->''A long time ago, when the gays weren't all in your face about it...''
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5	[[center:[[AC:It is a dark time for the\
6	Rebellion. Although the\
7	Death Star has been\
8	destroyed, Imperial troops\
9	have driven the Rebel\
10	forces from their hidden\
11	base and pursued them\
12	across the galaxy. But you\
13	know this story.\
14	\
15	What you may not know is\
16	that Creator/TwentiethCenturyFox [[ItWillNeverCatchOn had\
17	so little faith in the "Star\
18	Wars" franchise]] that they\
19	let Creator/GeorgeLucas keep all\
20	the merchandising rights.\
21	\
22	Are you listening,\
23	stockholders? [[BitingTheHandHumor How can you\
24	invest in a company that\
25	makes such short-sighted\
26	decisions?]] I mean, this is\
27	[[ScrewedByTheNetwork the same company that\
28	canceled]] "Family Guy" twice.\
29	[[WhoWritesThisCrap Who's running that joint?]]\
30	Monkeys? I mean, if they're\
31	gonna be that foolish with\
32	their money, then I guess\
33	that means we can be\
34	foolish with their money,\
35	too. Like spending a\
36	bunch of it to animate\
37	[[https://youtu.be/iHtpT1KXq3g?t=63 a computer-generated\
38	cartoon elephant that has\
39	nothing to do with the rest\
40	of the episode]].\
41	\
42	Did you see that? Know\
43	what that cost? $58,000.\
44	I mean, what a waste. It\
45	wasn't even that funny. \
46	That's $58,000 that could\
47	have gone to curing\
48	leukemia. Or muscular\
49	dystrophy. Or... what does\
50	Creator/MichaelJFox have? [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parkinson%27s_disease That]]. \
51	Alright, let's watch some\
52	goddamn cartoons.]]]]
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60	->''A long time ago, after ''Series/{{MASH}}'' but before ''Series/AfterMASH''...''
61
62	[[center:[[AC:Luke Skywalker has returned to\
63	his home planet of Tatooine in\
64	order to-— okay, you know what,\
65	[[CreatorsApathy we don’t care. We were thinking\
66	of not even doing this one.]] {{Creator/FOX}}\
67	[[ExecutiveMeddling made us do it.]] When we did\
68	"Blue Harvest", they said, "Oh,\
69	you guys are crazy." They tried to\
70	talk us out of it, and it ended up\
71	making a ton of money. By then\
72	we were just finishing "Empire",\
73	and we were absolutely exhausted. \
74	But Fox suddenly had dollar signs\
75	in their eyes, and they said,\
76	"Seth, if you don't do 'Jedi', we're\
77	not gonna let you leave to go\
78	direct [[Film/{{Ted}} your movie]]."\
79	\
80	I'm sorry. I took a muscle relaxer\
81	earlier and it's kicking in. I'm\
82	just so stressed because there's\
83	been a car parked in front of my\
84	house for three straight days and\
85	there's a pillow in the back seat. \
86	And I've never seen anyone get in\
87	or out of it, but it moves a couple\
88	feet one way or the other each\
89	day. Wouldn't it be funny if it was\
90	[[RascallyRaccoon a bunch of raccoons]] living in\
91	there, moving it? [[DinkyDrivers You know, with\
92	their little paws on the steering\
93	wheel? And then another one\
94	working the brake and the gas?\
95	And the steering wheel raccoon\
96	and the pedal raccoon have to\
97	talk back and forth to each other\
98	'cause the brake pedal guy can't\
99	see the road?]] I'm gonna keep\
100	thinking that, 'cause I know really\
101	it's probably a car bum.\
102	\
103	[[SelfDeprecation Look, just do me a huge favor and\
104	lower your expectations, okay?]] \
105	Just this one time. I promise I'll\
106	make it up to you. I mean, "Star\
107	Wars", fine. "Empire" —- still not\
108	bad. But on this one we ran out\
109	of gas. Seriously, we let the\
110	assistant write it. Hell, even the\
111	[=FedEx=] guy got a joke in, and he\
112	calls the baby "Steve." Anyway,\
113	here's "Film/ReturnOfTheJedi" starring\
114	Steve as Darth Vader.]]]]

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