Line #17 Quotes/HomoeroticSubtext


1	->'''Barney:'''[[note]]Interestingly, Barney is played by Creator/NeilPatrickHarris, who actually ''is'' gay[[/note]] You know what would kick ass?\
2	'''Ted:''' Being gay?\
3	'''Barney:''' Being gay would kick ass!\
4	'''Ted:''' Guys understand each other!\
5	'''Barney:''' Imagine a relationship where instead of talking about feelings all the time, you just play some madden, eat a pizza, give each other a happy, roll over and have some cuddle-free shut-eye.\
6	'''Ted:''' For what it's worth, if we were both gay, you'd be my first call.\
7	'''Barney:''' Would you mind calling Marshall and telling him that? Because--\
8	'''Ted:''' This is only in a scenario where you and I are gay, not Marshall.\
9	'''Barney:''' But if all three of us were gay, you'd pick me over Marshall, right?\
10	'''Ted:''' If all three of us were gay, we all three of us would have some ''[[ThreeWaySex fun]]''.
11	-->-- ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'', "[[Recap/HowIMetYourMotherS7E11TheReboundGirl The Rebound Girl]]"
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13	->''"Don't worry, it's okay. I'm protecting you because... [[ImpliedLoveInterest you're my important person]]... [[FirstNameBasis Furan]]."''
14	-->-- '''Yuuka''', soothing Takaki, ''Manga/MakenKi'', flashback during chapter 48
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16	->'''Peridot:''' ''[on a ShowWithinAShow]'' Somehow the rejects at Camp ''Clod'' fail to recognize the superior pair that is Pierre and Percy.\
17	'''Steven:''' Well, that's 'cause Paulette likes Percy.\
18	'''Peridot:''' Paulette? Ha! Paulette has no place in the camp's hierarchy. Now Pierre, Pierre is a brute! Pierre laid waste to the three-legged races. Pierre and Percy present the strongest battle formation. They'd destroy the camp!\
19	'''Steven:''' You got all that from one episode?\
20	'''Peridot:''' It's ''subtext'', Steven.
21	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'', "[[Recap/StevenUniverseS2E29LogDate7152 Log Date 7 15 2]]"
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23	->'''Judy:''' Hi, I'm Judy, your new neighbor!\
24	'''Antelope #1:''' Yeah? Well we're [[RightThroughTheWall loud]].\
25	'''Antelope #2:''' Don't expect us to apologize for it.
26	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Zootopia}}''
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28	->''"[[ChekhovsGun If there's a rifle hanging on the wall in the first chapter of a story]], according to Creator/AntonChekhov's oft-quoted dramatic principle, then that thing had better go off by chapters two or three. A rifle that never gets fired shouldn't be hanging there in the first place. But ''Series/{{Westworld}}'', for all of its painstakingly elaborate plotting, did something many other shows have done before it: dangled a few big gay guns in front of its queer viewers in early episodes, only to have them remain strangely silent as the show erupted in a hail of gunfire."''
29	-->-- [[https://www.buzzfeed.com/shannonkeating/where-are-all-the-gay-cowboys?utm_term=.bagjrjP7Aa#.ujK8Y8X5Gl "Why Are All the Queer Characters on 'Westworld' Either Evil or Missing?"]]
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31	->'''Pat:''' Okay, okay, okay, okay... Like, ''[[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure JoJo]]'' has always had this ''amazing'' undercurrent of latent homoeroticism...\
32	'''Woolie:''' That's correct.\
33	'''Pat:''' But, having your character be this [[{{Bishonen}} lithe, pretty, beautiful]] [[HelloSailor sailor boy]] feels like... I'm not saying it's too much, [[JumpingTheShark I'm worried that there's nowhere to go]]. ''[laughs]''\
34	'''Woolie:''' [[Creator/HirohikoAraki Araki]]'s fetishes are evolving. We're watching a man discover himself sexually.\
35	'''Pat:''' ''[starts laughing again]'' [[LongRunners Over the course of THIRTY YEARS?!]]\
36	''[both start laughing hysterically]''\
37	'''Woolie:''' That's what the whole thing is about!
38	-->-- WebVideo/TwoBestFriendsPlay ''VideoGame/JoJosBizarreAdventureEyesOfHeaven''
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40	->'''Bashir:''' I mean, if anything, by spending your free time in the bedroom, a place you intimately associate with Keiko, you are actually expressing a desire to be closer to her during her absence. It's quite touching, really.\
41	'''O'Brien:''' Exactly, ''exactly!'' See, you understand! Now, why can't she see that?! Why can't she be more like-- ''[realizes he's about to say "like you" and suddenly cuts himself off]''\
42	'''Bashir:''' ..."more like"?\
43	'''O'Brien:''' ...a man. More like a man.\
44	'''Bashir:''' ...So, you wish Keiko was more like a man?\
45	''[{{beat}}]''\
46	'''O'Brien:''' [[{{Tsundere}} I wish I was on this trip with someone else, that's what I wish.]]
47	-->-- ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'', "[[Recap/StarTrekDeepSpaceNineS04E04HippocraticOath Hippocratic Oath]]"
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49	->''"When I walked on set to do the very first scene with [[Creator/AlexanderSiddig Sid]], I saw Sid -- and he was one of the most beautiful young men I have ever seen in my life. And I thought, wait a second. Wait a second. ''I wanna fuck this guy.'' This is what this is about! Forget about the spy shit."''
50	-->-- '''Creator/AndrewRobinson''' on Garak and Bashir in ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine''
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