| 1 | [[quoteright:224:[[Webcomic/{{XKCD}} https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/swimsuit_issue_224x250_9263.jpg]]]] |
| 2 | [[caption-width-right:224:[-[[AltText Parents: Talk to your kids about popup blockers.]] [[TheTalk Also at some point, sex]]. [[AltText But crucial fundamentals first!]]-]]] |
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| 4 | ->just came from the strangest conversation with my little sister. she's reading the comics and she asks me "hey what's 'friendship-with-benefits?'" so I give the big brother response "it's a physical relationship, without any commitment". mind you, she's 11 and I don't want to get into much detail with my sis. anyway she was quiet for a moment, and then she goes "ok so like f***buddies then?" |
| 5 | -->-- '''pipo''', qdb.us [[https://web.archive.org/web/20120930230307/http://www.qdb.us/64104 #64104]] |
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| 7 | Isn't it cute when a kid knows more than [[AdorablyPrecociousChild you'd think]]? Isn't it even cuter when they know more than you'd think about something that [[TroublingUnchildlikeBehavior you'd prefer no kid knew at all]]? Especially if the kid is too young to be in the CompetenceZone. It's a pretty sure-fire way to get a laugh, especially if adults have spent the whole episode trying to keep the kid from finding something out, and the kid knew it all along. |
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| 9 | To anyone young enough to understand or who can remember what it was like to be young, it's funny because the child shows a complete disregard for the unsaid treaty between children and adults: Kids can learn things as long as they pretend they haven't and don't ever mention it. It works on numerous levels. |
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| 11 | If this trope is PlayedForDrama, it can be result of an abusive family background or a case of HarmfulToMinors. |
| 12 | |
| 13 | Needlessly to say, this is occasionally TruthInTelevision. Still, the trope often isn't exploited in full in live action media, because if a child actor actually says the ''darndest'' things, the MoralGuardians will complain. Instead, they say mildly darned things. Other media will exploit this more fully. |
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| 15 | See also TheTalk. For a more general example of kids talking outside of their expected age range, see LittleProfessorDialog. If the kid is performing a song they know that wasn't written for a kid to sing, then it's AgeInappropriateArt. SubTrope of TroublingUnchildlikeBehavior. Compare and contrast NotInFrontOfTheKid. EmbarrassedByAChild may happen with this trope as well. Also compare InnocentAwkwardQuestion. |
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| 18 | !!Examples: |
| 19 | |
| 20 | [[foldercontrol]] |
| 21 | |
| 22 | [[folder:Advertising]] |
| 23 | * Quaker Chewy Granola Bars used to be advertised as being able to stop children from saying the darndest things. One of their ads had a little boy walking up to a bride and informing her that his mother can't believe that she (the bride) wore white. |
| 24 | * A popular Norwegian advertisement shows a mother awkwardly trying to explain to her son that his goldfish, Doffen, is [[ReleasedToElsewhere tired and needs a vacation]]. Cue the boy's sister showing up asking what's going on, the boy casually remarks "Doffen has died" and leaves the room. |
| 25 | * An ad shows a child meeting his dad's boss, and after a moment saying "Daddy, [[LiteralAssKissing his nose]] isn't [[EntendreFailure brown]]." |
| 26 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GuBdvA7Qus This]] Volkswagen advert. |
| 27 | [[/folder]] |
| 28 | |
| 29 | [[folder:Anime and Manga]] |
| 30 | * Much of the jokes in ''Manga/CrayonShinChan'' are of this type. Though mostly in the [[GagDub American dub]]. In the original dubs, all kids but Shin-chan (And a bit of Nene, the preschool equivalent of a CovertPervert) are perfectly innocent, and (especially in the manga) it's hinted that Shin-chan doesn't know what he's talking about most of the time. |
| 31 | * Kirimi Nekozawa from ''Manga/OuranHighSchoolHostClub''. For some reason, her minders decided to read her shoujo manga, which leads her to say things like "There's debauchery going on here, isn't there?" In the manga (and the English dub), [[http://youtu.be/btnOadpMclA she goes so far as to call the Host Club a "reverse harem".]] |
| 32 | * The ''Franchise/MagicalGirlLyricalNanoha'' ''Lyrical Almanac'' GagSeries in Megami Magazine uses this for a punchline [[http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/371/lyricalmegami17.jpg in one comic]] as Vivio somehow misinterprets her Fate-mama's having her own place to return to as, well... |
| 33 | --> '''Vivio:''' Wait, does that mean Fate-mama... is a '''gigolo'''? \ |
| 34 | '''Fate:''' What!? No! |
| 35 | * The backstory for ''Anime/MobileSuitGundamWing''[='s=] Duo Maxwell gives him a non-swearing example of this. During a conversation with the priest and nun who raised him, he says he doesn't believe in God, but he does believe in [[{{Shinigami}} the God of Death]], because as he puts it, "I've never seen any miracles, but I've seen lots and lots of dead people!" The nun admonishes him gently, but the priest laughs and admits the boy has a point. |
| 36 | * A regular source of humor in the GagDub of ''Anime/GhostStories''. |
| 37 | * Zig-zagged with the Nyan-Nyans from ''Manga/FushigiYuugi''. Yes, they are {{Physical Goddess}}es and ReallySevenHundredYearsOld, but for the major part of the series they look like little girls no older than 10 ''and'' have the mentality of such. [[RunningGag But then they open their mouths...]] |
| 38 | -->'''Nyan Nyan:''' ''[to Nuriko, as her sisters heal Miaka, Tamahome, and Hotohori]'' Let me heal you!\ |
| 39 | '''Nuriko:''' Thank you, but I'm not hurt...\ |
| 40 | '''Nyan Nyan:''' I'll heal your perversion!\ |
| 41 | ''[Nuriko punches the offending Nyanyan into the stratosphere]''\ |
| 42 | '''Nyan Nyan:''' ''Ai yaaaaah!!!'' |
| 43 | * ''Anime/Persona4TheAnimation'': |
| 44 | ** Right after the school festival, Nanako gives us this gem, courtesy of the festival's fortune teller (who is really [[spoiler:[[PowersThatBe Margaret]]]]). |
| 45 | --->'''Nanako:''' Man whore! She said you're one big man whore! |
| 46 | ** And later in that same episode, the boys are caught "peeping" on the girls during the hot springs episode. |
| 47 | --->'''Nanako:''' Teddie, big bro... are you guys... horny? |
| 48 | * In episode 5 of season 2's ''Manga/YuruYuri'', while waiting for Himawari, Sakurako makes another ACupAngst joke about her. Kaede, Himarwari's kid sister, arrives at the front door and asks if she hates boobs. Sakurako says she doesn't, and then Kaede innocently says she'll share her boobs with Sakurako. Later, she brings some milk for her in an attempt to increase her bust size. Sakurako holds back hitting her since she doesn't know any better. |
| 49 | * In episode 10 of ''Manga/TheKawaiComplexGuideToManorsAndHostelBehavior'', Chinatsu tells Ritsu she should go out on a date with Usa. This causes the latter to suffer a ColorFailure, and both Shirosaki and Mayumi are shocked by what the 9-year-old is saying. Ritsu, being completely ObliviousToLove, vehemently denies having any feelings for him and claims he's not interested in her, when in reality, [[EveryoneCanSeeIt everyone knows he likes her]]. Made worse when Ritsu accidentally mentions Hayashi, his female friend from middle school, going to the restaurant a lot, prompting Chinatsu to mention Ritsu is [[ClingyJealousGirl jealous]] of that other girl. |
| 50 | * ''Anime/OruchubanEbichu'': This is what constantly gets Ebichu in trouble: she doesn't know everything about human sexuality, but she knows far more than is safe for anyone who is otherwise a complete child -- as evidenced by the repeated scenes of her bursting in on her mistress and her mistress's boyfriend in the middle of sex, screaming about how they're doing it wrong ("If you're enjoying it so much, why do you keep saying 'No' and 'Stop'?!" or "That's the wrong hole, stupid!"). |
| 51 | * When Anzu coaches her ''Manga/HanamaruKindergarten'' classmate Koume in confessing to a boy, it results in Koume screaming "Take me!" As Anzu explains to her shocked teacher, "that's how my Mama confessed to Papa." |
| 52 | * [[StudentCouncilPresident Shino]] from ''Manga/SeitokaiYakuindomo'' is a high school student who is physically incapable of going five minutes without making a sex joke. You'd think this was a result of her being a teenager, but no. Flashbacks to when she was in elementary school reveal that she's ''[[EarlyPersonalitySigns always]]'' been like that. |
| 53 | * ''Manhwa/TheMonstrousDukesAdoptedDaughter'': When Leslie meets Duke Salvator's husband, Sairaine, he tells her about how the Duke repelled an attempt by Leslie's AbusiveParents to take her back. Not really getting how to talk to children, however, Sairaine describes the incident as a "fucking massacre", prompting Leslie to ask what a "fucking massacre" is and getting Sairaine thrown out of the room. It's later revealed this isn't the first time this sort of thing has happened, as the eldest Salvator son, Bethrion, asked the same thing as a child... in front of royalty. |
| 54 | * ''Manga/{{Hyakunichikan}}'': Chiho's kindergarten classmate Sakura says some surprisingly mature things that make her teacher wonder how old she really is. |
| 55 | -->'''Sakura:''' Takumi. If you're always talking down on other people, and you always worry about others, you'll end up in a bad state yourself. And you'll forever be trapped in desolation. |
| 56 | * In the one-shot [[{{Hentai}} h-manga]] ''Deep Relationship'', a milkman, who worked on a dairy farm before [[TrappedInanotherWorld he was isekai-ed]], helps a widowed, middle aged [[OurMinotaursAreDifferent cow]]-[[CuteMonsterGirl woman]] get in shape so her milk can taste better, as cow-woman milk is sold as it is renowned for its magical qualities. When he suggests that regular sex can help with the taste, they spend several nights [[TheImmodestOrgasm loudly going at it]], waking her young daughter one time. When he gathered enough of her milk to sell, her daughter asks whose milk is to be sold, since the previous night she heard her mother say that she wanted his "milk." They are stunned into silence and the girl notes that [[LuminescentBlush their faces turned red]]. |
| 57 | [[/folder]] |
| 58 | |
| 59 | [[folder:Comic Books]] |
| 60 | * Subverted in ''ComicBook/{{Runaways}}'' with CuteBruiser Molly, twice: |
| 61 | ** In the very first story arc, Karolina drags Molly out of the room just as the Runaways are about to witness their parents making a human sacrifice. Later, when they are discussing it, she solemnly tells them that she knows ''exactly'' what they're talking about: [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything S-E-X]]. |
| 62 | ** In the [[TimeTravel 1907]] arc, when child bride Klara explains about her "marital duties", Karolina looks horrified and Molly says, "He makes you do ''chores''?" Karolina then looks vaguely relieved that the idea of sex as marital duty has not yet reached Molly's precocious consciousness. But in the next issue, Molly tells Klara that "It's not even a sin, it's ''illegal''. There's [[Series/LawAndOrderSpecialVictimsUnit TV shows]] [[Series/{{Dateline}} where they catch guys even..."]] It's been previously established that Molly's apparent naivete is a pretense she keeps up so that others will keep their guard down around her. In this case, she may even have been trying to break the tension. |
| 63 | ** Used brutally when she was kidnapped by [[spoiler: a time-traveling Geoffry Wilder trying to avenge his deceased son Alex]] who manages to call her out on her use of her young age as disarming mechanism and tells her to drop the act. She glares. And then she tells the man [[spoiler: "Alex turned out just like you. He was a complete failure."]] Damn... just damn... |
| 64 | * In ''ComicBook/DemonKnights'', a young girl thanking Exoristos for saving the village from dragons adds "[[BreastPlate But you dress like a tart]]." |
| 65 | * The six-year-old protagonist of ''ComicBook/{{Squee}}'' objects when his classmate Pepito invites him to dinner: |
| 66 | -->'''Todd:''' No, Daddy! [[BigNo No!!]] He's weird and scary! And I don't like him! [[BreadEggsMilkSquick And he's]] [[TheAntichrist the son of Satan!!]]\ |
| 67 | '''Father:''' Your mother and I already made plans to go out, so, like it or not, you're going. [[HilariouslyAbusiveChildhood I'm hoping they try to keep you.]]\ |
| 68 | '''[[DeadpanSnarker Caption]]:''' This warm moment is brought to you by [[BlackComedy unplanned parenthood]]. |
| 69 | * ''ComicBook/JourneyIntoMysteryGillen'' combines this with an ExpospeakGag from Kid Loki, who has bought a smartphone and discovered the Internet. (He's a reincarnation of, well, Loki, but he has the memories of a child and looks about ten... and being a devious little ChildProdigy godling he's an excellent source of this trope.) |
| 70 | -->'''Loki:''' [[TheInternetIsForPorn I've primarily discovered that mortals like to rut and chronicle the experience pictorially.]] |
| 71 | [[/folder]] |
| 72 | |
| 73 | [[folder:Fan Works]] |
| 74 | * In ''Fanfic/AllYouNeedIsLove'' four-year-old [[OriginalCharacter Duck]] [[AdorablyPrecociousChild Sherlock]] [[EnfantTerrible Penber]] shares with his mother the following observation about [[Manga/DeathNote Mello]]: |
| 75 | -->'''Duck:''' Look, mommy, [[PaintedOnPants his pants are tighter than yours!]] |
| 76 | * In Scootaloo's first appearance in the ''Blog/AskSeriousRainbow'' blog, Serious had been about to insult her stepmother but [[CurseCutShort cut her curse short]] when Scootaloo came in. Scootaloo, finding out the topic was her stepmother, promptly finished the curse by calling her a "royal [[CountryMatters cunt]]." Serious just chuckles and asks if Scootaloo was watching Creator/GeorgeCarlin again. |
| 77 | * In ''Fanfic/{{Daemorphing}}: The Presence of Justice'', when [[spoiler:the free Hork-Bajir]] arrive on the Pool Ship, Sky Hive (a telepathic mass of fungi with the curiosity of a child) asks Eva if their leader is another queen she wishes to mate with. Everyone is either embarrassed or confused. |
| 78 | * ''Fanfic/TheJudgementOfTheWorld5Ds'': |
| 79 | ** The children at Martha's orphanage seem fully aware that Yusei and Aki have feelings for each other, with a young girl greeting the latter as "that girl big brother Yusei likes" and many of them giggling when Aki blushes after being teased by ShipperOnDeck Martha. Then, when Aki insists that Yusei show her where he had surgery following his duel with Kiryu, one of the orphans announces that Yusei is stripping for his girlfriend. |
| 80 | ** Rua asks why Yusei would want to get tied up after hearing Black Rose Dragon suggest it to Aki. |
| 81 | ** A variant regarding Red Dragon Archfiend, who isn't familiar with the human world. He asks Aki what a condom is, mentioning that he heard Jack and Carly discussing them and pills. Aki is understandably embarrassed by this. |
| 82 | * ''Fanfic/LittleHandsBigAttitude'': One of the chapters is titled "From the Mouths of Babes With Past Trauma". Unfortunately, the trauma is very literal; the chapter is about [[spoiler:baby Obsidian using the powers he got from his TraumaticSuperpowerAwakening to force his family and Commander Walters to witness the experiments he suffered in his past life as Mephiles before delivering a TheReasonYouSuckSpeech at Walters]]. Everyone is left ''very'' shaken afterwards. |
| 83 | * In ''Fanfic/TheNightUnfurls'', Yurie, a [[BeastMan Wild]] [[CatFolk One]] child, has an observation regarding Sanakan and Hugh. In particular, she thinks that [[{{Tomboy}} Sanakan]] is a strangely shaped boy that smells like a girl. |
| 84 | -->'''Yurie:''' [[EatingTheEyeCandy You stare too much]].\ |
| 85 | '''Sanakan:''' *scowls* Oh, hush you.\ |
| 86 | '''[[HulkSpeak Yurie]]:''' But he boy.\ |
| 87 | '''Sanakan:''' *LuminescentBlush* Yes, Hugh is a boy. And I'm a girl.\ |
| 88 | '''[[HulkSpeak Yurie]]:''' Yes. He boy. You too. But smell like girl. |
| 89 | * ''Webcomic/ScarletLady'': When one of Alya's younger sisters tells the other younger sister Nino is "the guy all over" Alya's phone, the other sister asks if he's Alya's boyfriend. The tagline even mentions the trope. |
| 90 | -->'''Alya:''' U-hu- Wait, what?! |
| 91 | * In ''Fanfic/ASagaOfParallelWorlds'', the AVGN was swearing like a sailor even before he turned 13. |
| 92 | * ''Fanfic/WhatItMeansToBeAHero'': Pre-teen girl Eri has been horrifically experimented on by the Yakuza, which has had all sorts of terrifying effects on her young mind. As well as one funny one. |
| 93 | -->"Aunt Mitsuki better watch her language around Eri," says Izuku.\ |
| 94 | "Why?" says Eri, cocking her head.\ |
| 95 | "She likes to say a lot of rude words," says mom. "It's who she is. We don't want you using those words because someone might get the wrong idea."\ |
| 96 | "Oh, rude words like 'fuck?'" says Eri, completely serious.\ |
| 97 | Mrs. Kayama wheezes so hard she has to use the table to support herself. Mom sputters a laugh and Izuku just stares at Eri with wide eyes. He hadn't really considered what being raised by Yakuza must mean for her. |
| 98 | * In ''[[Fanfic/TwelveMoonsAndAFortnight The Trouble With Talismans]]'' Xiao-yu has no filter, so often reveals his parents' secrets. |
| 99 | * ''Fanfic/YourMoveInstigatorDrawYourWeaponAndHoldYourTongue'': |
| 100 | ** Inoichi is forced to start teaching [[ChildSoldier Sakura]] about politics due to her reports being too forthright and BrutallyHonest, such as her dutifully transcribing exactly what Neji's final thoughts about the Hyuuga were as he was dying. |
| 101 | ** [[spoiler:Iruka-sensei]] goes increasingly pale as Team 14 casually discusses how they could be punished by getting shipped back to the front lines if they don't [[spoiler:handle his class]] correctly. Like [[spoiler:Clanless Bekko-sensei]] was. |
| 102 | ** For one of the rare PlayedForLaughs examples in the story, many adults like Kushina panic when Sakura says she wants to meet [[DirtyOldMan Jiraiya]] and get his autograph. Granted, that's because she's a fan of his more family-friendly story ''Tales of the Utterly Gutsy Shinobi'' and isn't aware of his more erotic works. But that doesn't stop adults like her mother Mebuki, Kushina, or [[spoiler:Orochimaru]] from making sure she doesn't run into Jiraiya. |
| 103 | [[/folder]] |
| 104 | |
| 105 | [[folder:Films -- Animation]] |
| 106 | * A line from ''WesternAnimation/{{Zootopia}}'' has an adorable baby hippo, clutching the hand of their mother (who Judy has just given a parking ticket), turning to Judy Hopps and saying in the cheeriest voice imaginable "My mommy says [[BrutalHonesty she wishes you were dead.]]" |
| 107 | [[/folder]] |
| 108 | |
| 109 | [[folder:Films -- Live-Action]] |
| 110 | * Sam's little brother, Mike in ''Film/SixteenCandles'', about his sister, Ginny, who's getting married: |
| 111 | -->'''Mike:''' She got her period. Should make for an interesting honeymoon, huh?\ |
| 112 | '''His father:''' Where are you learning that stuff?\ |
| 113 | '''Mike:''' School.\ |
| 114 | '''His father:''' Good. Gettin' my money's worth. |
| 115 | * From ''Film/{{Airplane}}'': "I take it black, like my men." |
| 116 | * ''Film/TheGingerweedMan'': From Buddy's mouth after [[TheProtagonist The Gingerweed Man]] states his intent to expand Buddy's vocabulary. |
| 117 | -->'''Buddy:''' Boobies! |
| 118 | * In the 1998 remake of ''Film/{{The Parent Trap|1998}}'', the twins are quite eloquent for 11-year-olds throughout the movie. It's just that this is the only time adult subject matter gets this treatment.: |
| 119 | -->'''Annie as Hallie:''' I don't mean to be jerky when you're trying to be all mushy and everything, but I know what mystery my dad sees in you.\ |
| 120 | '''Meredith:''' You do?\ |
| 121 | '''Annie as Hallie:''' You're young and beautiful and sexy and, hey, the guy's only human. But if you ask me, marriage is supposed to be based on something more than just sex, right? |
| 122 | * Much of what Short Round says in ''Film/IndianaJonesAndTheTempleOfDoom''. "Maybe he like... ''older'' women." |
| 123 | * The Disney adaptation of ''Film/BridgeToTerabithia'' has this line from 8-year-old Maybelle, right at the end of their church visit. |
| 124 | -->'''Maybelle:''' "You've got to believe in God, Leslie, because if you don't, God'll damn ya to hell!" |
| 125 | * From ''Film/DropDeadFred'': |
| 126 | -->'''Mom:''' And the prince took the beautiful young girl in his arms and said, "will you marry me?" "Yes", she whispered, "I will be your princess".\ |
| 127 | '''Young Elizabeth:''' Did they live [[HappilyEverAfter happily ever after]]?\ |
| 128 | '''Mom:''' Of course, Elizabeth.\ |
| 129 | '''Young Elizabeth:''' How do you know?\ |
| 130 | '''Mom:''' Because she was a good little girl. If she had been naughty, the prince would have run away.\ |
| 131 | '''Young Elizabeth:''' What a pile of shit! |
| 132 | * From ''Film/TheWeddingSinger'': |
| 133 | -->"Hey, Linda! You're a bitch!" |
| 134 | -->"He... he may have Tourette's Syndrome, we're looking into it..." |
| 135 | * From ''Film/LethalWeapon'': "My Mama says policemen shoot black people!" Mel Gibson was laughing ''so hard'' in that scene. |
| 136 | * Eric in ''Film/MysteryTeam'' Take this scene in a gentleman's club: |
| 137 | -->'''Jason:''' What are you doing here?\ |
| 138 | '''Eric:''' My mom works here.\ |
| 139 | ''[Blank stares]''\ |
| 140 | '''Eric:''' What? It's better than shaking your shit on the street. |
| 141 | * Inverted in ''Film/KickAss'' when Big Daddy is stunned by daughter Mindy's birthday request for a cuddly, fluffy puppy and a Bratz movie star makeover Sasha. She then lets him in on the joke, amending her request to a Benchmade model 42 butterfly knife. |
| 142 | -->'''Mindy:''' I'm just fucking with you, dad. |
| 143 | * Darian to the BigBad Marcone in ''Film/TheLastBoyScout'': "Eat shit, you fucking redneck!" |
| 144 | * 14 year-old Poppy in ''Film/FiredUp'' calls Bianca a "lesbotron". There are ad-libbed alternative readings in the credits, one of which is bleeped out, but could be "you fucking dyke!" |
| 145 | * ''Film/{{Leprechaun}}'': "Fuck you Lucky Charms!" |
| 146 | * A defining trait of [[EmotionlessGirl Wednesday]] in the ''Film/TheAddamsFamily'' movies. |
| 147 | * Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse: |
| 148 | ** ''Film/IronMan3'': In the middle of a panic attack, Tony's kid sidekick says "if you're a mechanic, why don't you build something?" Tony ''instantly'' calms down. What's interesting is that we actually ''see'' him testing Tony's PTSD earlier, pushing the limits of acceptable behavior a lot as Tony does. |
| 149 | ** ''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxyVol2'': Considering Baby Groot has grown up with "a bunch of assholes", it's inevitable he's got quite the potty mouth, even if he can only say "I am Groot". At one point, Rocket translates an "I am Groot" as "Welcome to the frickin' Guardians of the Galaxy," but then adds that Groot [[NarrativeProfanityFilter didn't say "frickin'"]]. |
| 150 | * In ''Film/HocusPocus'', Dani's mocking of her big brother Max's lack of sex life isn't limited to repeatedly saying that [[VirginShaming he's a virgin]]: |
| 151 | -->'''Dani:''' ''[to Alison]'' Max likes your [[UnusualEuphemism Yabbos]]. In fact, he loves them! |
| 152 | * In ''Film/DemolitionMan'', in an archived story about one of John Spartan's defused hostage situations: |
| 153 | -->'''Reporter:''' How can you justify [[DestructiveSavior destroying a seven million dollar mini-mall to rescue a girl whose ransom was only twenty-five thousand dollars]]?\ |
| 154 | '''Girl:''' Fuck you, lady!\ |
| 155 | '''Spartan:''' Good answer. |
| 156 | * ''Film/{{Tightrope}}'' have one of Clint Eastwood's daughters - the younger one - asking him, "Daddy, what's a hard-on?" while Clint and his older daughter are drinking soda. Cue SpitTake from Clint and the older daughter. |
| 157 | * In ''Film/AmericanPie'' when Kevin and Vicky are about to do it in Stifler's house, his little brother pops out of the closet and says "you guys are gonna fuck, aren't you?" - and Kevin pushes him out of the room all the while he keeps chanting "fuckers", which they find ActuallyPrettyFunny. |
| 158 | * In ''Film/Robocop2'', Detroit has deteriorated to the point where gangs of violent and foul-mouthed kids are going on crime sprees. Then there's Hob, who is crueler, smarter and more ambitious. |
| 159 | * Done [[RuleOfThree three times]] in ''Film/JerryMaguire'': |
| 160 | ** The first time, it's PlayedForDrama; when one of his clients (a hockey player) gets his fourth concussion, and Jerry downplays the seriousness of his injury, the hockey player's young son, Jesse, angrily responds, "Fuck you!", and [[FlippingTheBird flips the bird at him]]. This leads to Jerry's HeelRealization. |
| 161 | ** Second, when Jerry is visiting Dorothy, he's talking with Ray, and Ray keeps pestering him to go to the zoo, at which point, Jerry, who's drunk, says, "The fucking zoo's closed," and immediately regrets it. |
| 162 | -->'''Ray:''' You said "fuck".\ |
| 163 | '''Jerry:''' [[CantBelieveISaidThat I know. I'm-]]\ |
| 164 | '''Ray:''' I won't tell. |
| 165 | ** Later, when Rod's family is watching him on TV, and Rod scores a touchdown, Rod's son Tyson yells out, "That's my mo-fo!", which does not please his family. |
| 166 | -->'''Marcee:''' Why don't you be the first man in your family not to use that word, and then we'll let you live. |
| 167 | * In ''Film/{{Cuties}}'', eleven year-old Amy and the similarly aged Cuties make a lot of sexual references and they also pepper their sentences with unfiltered swearing. |
| 168 | * Lampshaded in ''Film/MrsDoubtfire'' when Nattie apes her father Daniel's comment on how she and her siblings are "his goddamned kids, too". Daniel tries to play it off; Miranda isn't so impressed. |
| 169 | -->'''Miranda:''' Thank you. Any other ''choice phrases'' you'd like to teach our five-year-old, Daniel? |
| 170 | * A favorite trope of ''Series/{{Jackass}}'' that they like to play pranks on the public with, which shows up in “Jackass Number Two” with Johnny Knoxville dressed as an old man by giving his grandson beer and cigarettes while he uses the filthy language to random strangers. It reaches its apex with ''Film/BadGrandpa'' with the character of Billy by redoing the same stunt, as well as having him say many other inappropriate matters, such as saying a woman would make a good stripper. |
| 171 | * ''Film/DinosaurHotel'': Peter says "Holy crap" when he sees a pterosaur (the same one his mother and the other contestants are being shown) outside from his room window. |
| 172 | * ''Film/KindergartenCop'': One of the boys in Kimble's class has a habit of introducing himself to people by saying "Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina". He later reveals his father is a gynecologist which might explain it. During the "Who Is Your Daddy, And What Does He Do?" game twin girls declare that "Our mom says that our dad is a real sex machine". |
| 173 | * In ''Film/JerseyGirl'', several of Gertie's classmates are presenting their reports on how their parents relationship is. Some with hilarious answers. |
| 174 | -->'''Blonde girl:''' My mom and dad are very religious. When they're in their bedroom at night, I hear them yelling "Jesus!".\ |
| 175 | '''Brian:''' My mom says my dad's eyes are brown because he's so full of-- ''(gets CurseCutShort by the teacher yelling at him)''\ |
| 176 | '''Male classmate:''' My dad asked my brother who would he vote for president. My brother told him and my dad said "You're a total Bush man". My dad laughed and then my brother and I laughed real hard. |
| 177 | * ''Film/EnemyOfTheState'': After the events of the movie, and when Robert and Carla are watching the news with their young son Eric: |
| 178 | -->'''Carla:''' (''watching Congressman Albert admit they need to monitor the people monitoring their enemies'') Well, who's gonna monitor the monitors of the monitors? |
| 179 | -->'''Dean:''' I wouldn't mind doing a little *monitoring* myself. |
| 180 | -->'''Carla:''' (''looks at him'') Yes, and you've got lots and lots of *monitoring* to do. |
| 181 | -->'''Eric:''' Are you guys talking about sex? |
| 182 | -->'''Robert''': (''as he and Carla look on'') Boy! |
| 183 | * During Mrs. Spicer and Colonel Matthews' inspection of Chartham Place in ''Film/NoKidding'': |
| 184 | -->'''Mrs. Spicer''': I'm an extremely- |
| 185 | -->'''Angus''': Interferin' old [[TrrrillingRrrs trrrollop]]. |
| 186 | -->'''Priscilla''': Angus! That's ''very'' naughty. |
| 187 | -->'''Colonel Matthews''': Now, now, don't be angry with him. Out of the mouths of babes and... well, come things they neither mean nor understand. |
| 188 | [[/folder]] |
| 189 | |
| 190 | [[folder:Jokes]] |
| 191 | * A country pastor is walking in the fields when he runs into a tiny girl leading an enormous bull on a rope. |
| 192 | --> "Good morning my child, where are you taking that bull?"\ |
| 193 | "Taking him to breed the cows, Reverend."\ |
| 194 | "All by yourself?! Can't your father do it?"\ |
| 195 | "Oh no, Reverend, [[BestialityIsDepraved his dick is much too small]]!" |
| 196 | * A soldier returns from overseas deployment to his wife and young son. He would very much like to make love to his wife, so as soon as they get to their apartment he puts the kid on the balcony and tells him to describe what he sees, then goes to the bedroom and shuts the door. |
| 197 | -->"There's a bird... A red car just pulled in... There's a plane... The Johnsons are fucking..."\ |
| 198 | "They ''what!?!''\ |
| 199 | "Their kid's on the balcony too." |
| 200 | [[/folder]] |
| 201 | |
| 202 | [[folder:Literature]] |
| 203 | * Sefalet's left-hand mouth says things no child should say in ''Literature/DirgeForPresterJohn''. And she has no control over it. |
| 204 | * OlderThanRadio example with ''Literature/TheEmperorsNewClothes'': ''"[[TooDumbToFool But he has no clothes on!]]"'' |
| 205 | * ''Literature/FireAndBlood:'' An argument between a young Prince Aemond and his cousins which ends with Aemond [[EyeScream losing an eye]] has them called up before King Viserys, who learns that one of the instigating remarks was Aemond calling his cousins (who don't look like typical Targaryens) "bastards" and demands to know where Aemond even heard these rumours. Aemond just replies "everyone knows. Just look at them." |
| 206 | * ''Literature/LayDownYourArms'': Played for Drama. Martha overhears her preschool-aged son Rudolf tormenting two street dogs. When she calls him out for it, he calls one of the dogs a “naughty Dane” and the other one a “lying Italian”. Shocked about hearing him repeating hateful stereotypes about the two countries Austria fought in the last two wars, she immediately suspects that her own father, a deeply nationalistic and bigoted GeneralRipper and BloodKnight, taught him this. |
| 207 | * In the ''Literature/Monument14Trilogy'', grade-schooler Max has all kinds of hilariously candid stories about his family. Dean suspects that he's lived a very interesting life, to put it mildly. |
| 208 | * Subverted in one book of the ''Literature/MythAdventures'' when Skeeve ends up taking care of a precocious little girl because he won her in a card game. She says Darndest Things at horrible times and adult characters have their hands full explaining things to her. Turns out, [[spoiler: she's an adult of a species that always looks like children ''and'' she's a ''character assassin'' who was saying those things deliberately to ruin Skeeve's business.]] |
| 209 | * In ''Literature/TheNightingaleKristinHannah'', Sophie rebuffs Vianne's attempt to console her, by claiming that no, she won't see [[spoiler:Sarah]] in heaven, because ''she was Jewish''. Sophie makes it clear that she sees this as a patronizing comment from Vianne and does not appreciate it. Vianne is too shocked by this response to reply. |
| 210 | * In ''Literature/TheShining'', five-year-old Danny's precognitive and {{Telepathy}} abilities sometimes lead him to learn about adult concepts he "overhears" but doesn't understand. In one early example, he overhears an older woman thinking about how she'd like to get into the bellboy's pants, but takes it literally, believing that the woman is cold and would rather be wearing a nice warm pair of trousers. Danny repeats this to Halloran, who laughs and says that Danny is going to know all about the human condition before he's ten. |
| 211 | * ''Literature/WaxAndWayne'' has Marasi -- a female rookie cop -- questioning a little boy on the street about a suspect... |
| 212 | -->'''Marasi:''' We're looking for a man.\ |
| 213 | '''Kid:''' ''[leering]'' If you need a man, I'm right here.\ |
| 214 | '''Marasi:''' Oh please. You're... what, nine?\ |
| 215 | '''Kid:''' ''[to buddies]'' Hey, she knows how long it is! *[[TroublingUnchildlikeBehavior grabs]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice crotch]]* Have you been peeking at me, lady? |
| 216 | * ''Literature/WhateleyUniverse'': In combination with YouNeedToGetLaid in [[http://whateleyacademy.net/index.php/2nd-gen-canon/788-rts-p1 "Raises the Sun (Part 1)"]]" |
| 217 | --> “You’re stiff like that guy Daddy talked about at the Palace.” The young six-year-old piped up. Before anyone could say anything, she continued. “You need to ... oh, yes, go to a strip club and relax, as Daddy said about that guy.” Pausing once again, with James repressing a snicker, and a slight glare from Kiko to her husband as he cringed slightly, she then burbled on. “Though what’s a strip club?”\ |
| 218 | [...]\ |
| 219 | “From the mouth of babes, eh?” |
| 220 | [[/folder]] |
| 221 | |
| 222 | [[folder:Live-Action TV]] |
| 223 | * Zigzagged on ''Series/{{Supernanny}}'' - sometimes, the children who swear are simply repeating the words they heard their parents yelling; other times, they know exactly what they're saying and what the words mean. |
| 224 | * ''Series/MySoCalledLife'': When fifteen-year-old Angela begins hanging out with an effeminate Puerto Rican boy, her mother Patti objects. Danielle, who delivers the final line here, is Angela's nine-year-old sister: |
| 225 | --> '''Patti:''' I find Rickie a little confusing.\ |
| 226 | '''Angela:''' Okay, so maybe he's bi. Who cares? His cousin can still drive.\ |
| 227 | '''Patti:''' What? He is what? Do you hear these terms she's throwing around? Bi?\ |
| 228 | '''Danielle:''' It means bisexual. |
| 229 | * In the ''Series/LeaveItToBeaver'' TV series, Wally tries to upbraid his little brother for falling for a panhandler's story. When he calmly states that he knew perfectly well the panhandler was making it up, Eddie demands to know why Beaver gave him money. "Because nobody ever told me a story like that before." |
| 230 | ** In another episode Beaver asks Ward if he's a married man. Ward assures Beaver that he is. Beaver asks if June is a married woman. Ward assures Beaver that she is. |
| 231 | --->'''Beaver:''' Have you ever kissed any other married woman besides Mom?\ |
| 232 | '''Ward:''' Why Beaver! Why would you ask a question like that?\ |
| 233 | '''Beaver:''' I'm just wondering.\ |
| 234 | '''Ward:''' Well, actually son, no.\ |
| 235 | '''Beaver:''' I guess you were scared to, huh?\ |
| 236 | '''Ward:''' Yeah, that's as good a way as any to sum it up I guess.\ |
| 237 | '''Beaver:''' I guess a guy could into a lot of trouble doing that, huh.\ |
| 238 | '''Ward:''' ''[looking off into the distance, mumbling]'' He sure could... uh, buh Beaver, I've got to finish this plug son, so you run off and play. |
| 239 | * ''Series/FullHouse'' usually portrayed the Tanner girls as [[ChildrenAreInnocent sheltered and innocent]]. In one episode, however, it's averted. The guys are tasked with cleaning the entire house while their mothers (who are threatening to move in to help out) take DJ, Stephanie, and Michelle to the zoo. The grandmothers evidently don't think that the guys will do it, but a few hours later they come in to a spotless house. Stephanie then pulls out this gem: |
| 240 | --> '''Stephanie''': Grandma Irene, does this mean hell is freezing over? |
| 241 | * Done repeatedly on ''Series/TwoAndAHalfMen''. Jake would hear or see something at his uncle Charlie's house that his father, Alan, didn't want him to be exposed to. Alan would then launch into some bizarre explanation in an attempt to protect Jake's "innocence". We then learn that Charlie and Jake were just messing with Alan and that Jake already knew what was going on. |
| 242 | * Intentionally invoked by ''Series/TheManShow'', with a kid they hired as "The Man Show Boy", who would go around town saying things to people they wouldn't expect a kid to know. |
| 243 | * PlayedForLaughs in ''Series/TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir'' episode "Be My Baby Tonight" with Ashley, who's 13, but asks Will to tell her everything he knows about sex. He is appalled as she goes on to say that she knows all about eggs, sperm and fallopian tubes. He says, "Am I going to have to wash your mouth out with soap, young lady?" |
| 244 | * In ''Series/TheNewNormal'', Shania calls Jane a bigot, and unfriends her. |
| 245 | * In a season 3 episode of ''Series/GoodLuckCharlie'', Charlie managed to scare off all of Amy's baby shower guests after revealing her mother's true feelings towards the guests. |
| 246 | * ''Series/MadMen'': |
| 247 | ** While visiting her dad's office, Sally Draper, about seven, tells [[MsFanservice Joan Holloway]] "You have big ones. My mommy has big ones, and when I grow up I'm going to have big ones too." (She later [[TroublingUnchildlikeBehavior drains a glass of his booze too.]]) |
| 248 | ** In the Season 4 episode "The Chrysanthemum and the Sword", Sally asks her babysitter, Don's neighbor, if she and Don are "doing it", and says she knows that the man pees inside the women. |
| 249 | * An occasional source of humor on ''Series/TheSopranos'': the adults swear constantly, but when a child (especially their own) does the same [[HypocriticalHumor they're appalled.]] |
| 250 | * In the ''Series/VeronicaMars'' episode "Green-Eyed Monster", Wallace mentions to his mother he's going to be giving Jackie a hand with her trigonometry. [[DoubleEntendre He's not being very subtle with his entendres]], but it is still a shock to him and his mother when his little brother Darrell pipes up, "Are you hitting that?" |
| 251 | * Played with amusingly ''Series/MyWifeAndKids'', Michael and Jay attend Kady's school play. The children at the end shout to the audience "[[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything You put the peanut in the peanut hole!]]", a line which none of the parents seem to get. It's only in the evening when Michael (in bed with Jay, no less) figures it out: |
| 252 | -->'''Michael:''' "You put the peanut in the peanut hole", I get it!\ |
| 253 | '''Jay:''' I still don't get it.\ |
| 254 | '''Michael:''' You will...\ |
| 255 | ''[he moves in closer to Jay and turns the light off]'' |
| 256 | * Jimmy Kimmel thought it would be funny for parents to record themselves telling their young kids that they ate all the Halloween candy. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RK-oQfFToVg Here's the result.]] |
| 257 | * On ''Series/EverybodyHatesChris'', the babysitter they have in one episode is a teenage mom. Tonya tells the babysitter's mother "My mom told me she would kick me out if I had a baby 'cause she ain't raisin' no babies. Why didn't you kick her out?" |
| 258 | * ''Series/TheFortyFourHundred'': In "Tiny Machines", Maia inadvertently reveals to the Marked in control of [[spoiler:Tom Baldwin]] that NTAC are on to him when she tells him that Meghan has been coming over at night to talk to Diana all week. |
| 259 | * 1960s-vintage TalkShow host [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Art_Linkletter Art Linkletter]] had a regular segment on his program ''Series/HouseParty'' called "Kids Say The Darnedest Things" -- later [[SpinOff spun off]] into a show itself -- in which he interviewed children to solicit these kinds of observations for their comedic value. (Being the 1960s, they were -- generally -- a bit milder than today's version.) |
| 260 | * Bill Cosby picked up this ball from 1998-2000, with the show ''Series/KidsSayTheDarndestThings'', which has yielded at least one compilation book. |
| 261 | * ''Series/BetterThings'': Much humor comes from Sam's kids saying things that you don't expect of them, like Duke swearing and Frankie asking a guy Sam dates bluntly about their sex life. |
| 262 | [[/folder]] |
| 263 | |
| 264 | [[folder:Magazine]] |
| 265 | * ''[[Magazine/ElectronicGamingMonthly EGM]]'' had [[http://www.1up.com/features/child-play two]] [[http://www.1up.com/features/child-play-part-ii articles]] where kids of the new millennium were asked to play games from before their time and interviewed on their opinions. The results were precious. |
| 266 | --> '''EGM:''' Who's that chick Mario is rescuing up there (in ''Franchise/DonkeyKong'')? \ |
| 267 | '''Brian:''' It's Princess Peach. \ |
| 268 | '''Kirk:''' It's a hooker. \ |
| 269 | '''Niko:''' She looks cut in half. \ |
| 270 | '''Tim:''' Oh wow -- she's one of those pole dancers. |
| 271 | ** As a side note, that's Pauline, not Peach. |
| 272 | [[/folder]] |
| 273 | |
| 274 | [[folder:Newspaper Comics]] |
| 275 | * The comic strip ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes'' did this frequently, as Calvin knows just enough about the adult world to get into trouble. In one strip, Calvin lectures his father on how everybody must do their part for the economy; in other words, his allowance should be raised so there is more money in circulation. His father says, "I've got to stop leaving the ''Wall Street Journal'' lying around." Later strips used Calvin's perspective to make observations of society, striving to never make it look preachy or heavy-handed. |
| 276 | -->'''Calvin:''' Why would it be worth four dollars a minute to talk on the telephone to goofy ladies who wear their underwear on TV commercials?\ |
| 277 | '''Mom:''' When were you watching ''that?!'' \ |
| 278 | '''Calvin:''' Um... it was on...uh...during my morning cartoons. |
| 279 | |
| 280 | -->'''Calvin:''' Do you have any kids, Uncle Max? \ |
| 281 | '''Max:''' Me? Nope, I'm not even married. \ |
| 282 | '''Calvin:''' Oh. ...What difference does ''that'' make? \ |
| 283 | '''Max:''' Kid watches a lot of TV, does he? |
| 284 | |
| 285 | -->'''Calvin:''' Boy, what a day! I went to school, played outside, and did my homework. I'm exhausted. You know what time it is now? \ |
| 286 | '''Dad:''' Uh, 7:35. \ |
| 287 | '''Calvin:''' It's Miller Time. |
| 288 | |
| 289 | -->'''Calvin:''' Why do you live in this house with Mom instead of an apartment with several scantily clad female roommates? |
| 290 | |
| 291 | -->'''Rosalyn:''' It's my job to watch you, and that's what I'm going to do, even if I have to strap you to a chair. Got it?\ |
| 292 | '''Calvin:''' ''[saluting with one hand and clicking his heels]'' Jawohl, mein Fuhrer!\ |
| 293 | '''Rosalyn:''' ''[[[DudeNotFunny grabbing Calvin by the shirt]]]'' Care to repeat ''that'' little comment?\ |
| 294 | '''Calvin:''' I said I'm not going anywhere. Leggo. |
| 295 | * For a seven-year-old, ComicStrip/{{Mafalda}} certainly knows a lot about politics. So do her friends, to a degree. |
| 296 | * This trope is a standard one for ''ComicStrip/{{Peanuts}}'' with the characters frequently displaying a vocabulary and grasp of concepts you'd never expect kids to have: |
| 297 | -->'''Linus:''' ''[doing the classic finger gestures with this rhyme for Sally]'' "Here's the church...here's the steeple...open the door...and see all the people!"\ |
| 298 | '''Sally:''' It looks like a rather small congregation. |
| 299 | * In ''ComicStrip/BabyBlues'', Darryl and Wanda try their best to be {{Good Parents}}. Despite this, there have been a couple occasions where their kids (especially Zoe when she was a toddler) have repeated something off-color they've said (swear words or something else embarrassing) in public. |
| 300 | [[/folder]] |
| 301 | |
| 302 | [[folder:Theatre]] |
| 303 | * This is presumably the appeal of the boy's companies (such as the Children of Paul's) who operated during the sixteenth century. The comedies of John Lyly are a good example. |
| 304 | [[/folder]] |
| 305 | |
| 306 | [[folder:Video Games]] |
| 307 | * ''VideoGame/Persona3'' has a fun example. New Year's day has the guys in the team admiring the girls in their {{kimono|Fanservice}}s. The resident cute little boy Ken asks if the girls are cold. When questioned why it's because [[CasanovaWannabe Junpei]] says that [[GoingCommando they wear nothing underneath]]. Cue Yukari stomping on Junpei's foot and asking if he told Ken anything else. (This may be better in ''Portable'' when it's possible to have a [[MayDecemberRomance romantic]] relationship with Ken) |
| 308 | * ''VideoGame/{{Solatorobo}}'' contains a mild case. While Elh manages to confuse Red and Chocolate about [[spoiler:being female]], one of the orphans immediately [[spoiler:realizes she's a girl and asks her why she dresses like a boy]]. Red replies that it makes it easier to play, volunteering a flustered Elh for babysitting duty. Only question is, how exactly did the kid ''know that''...? |
| 309 | * The first Dark Brotherhood quest in ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim'' has you killing the vicious woman who runs the orphanage. The children cheer you after the deed, but one girl very calmly acknowledges that killing one person can solve a lot of people's problems and that she is "wondering at the possibilities". |
| 310 | * ''VideoGame/Fallout3'': Most children--unsurprisingly, given that the series is known for its BlackHumor. Little Lamplight, in particular, has some kids using all but the [[CountryMatters most taboo]] swear words in every sentence. |
| 311 | * ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoLibertyCityStories'': A seven-year-old calls in to [[Radio/GTARadio Chatterbox]] and has a brief conversation with Lazlow. Then... |
| 312 | -->'''Caller:''' Lazlow, do you know what "Fuck me harder" means? |
| 313 | * ''VideoGame/{{Kinder}}'': The children's ages range from 2nd grade up to 6th grade, and they are all aware what is going on with adults. Yuuichi speaks rather nonchalantly about his father's repeated cheating on his mother, and Shunsuke admits he realized at a young age that [[spoiler:his mother was his father's mistress, and not his lawful wife, as he initially thought]]. And Sayaka herself runs on this trope. At one point, Sayaka and Ryou are playing 'adultery between a boss and his secretary', where Sayaka is blackmailing Ryou over incriminating pictures she took. |
| 314 | * In ''VideoGame/TheLastOfUs'', Ellie surprises Joel in that she is a wise-talking, swearing, clever girl (who is also handy with a gun or two and not afraid to complete dangerous tasks). There's also her reaction to a gay porn magazine she finds: |
| 315 | -->'''Ellie:''' Light on the reading, but it has some ''interesting'' photos.\ |
| 316 | '''Joel:''' Now, Ellie, that ain't for kids...\ |
| 317 | '''Ellie:''' Whoa... how- how the hell would he even walk around with that thing?\ |
| 318 | '''Joel:''' Get rid of that! Just-\ |
| 319 | '''Ellie:''' Hold your horses, I wanna see what all the fuss is about. Oh... why are these all stuck together?\ |
| 320 | '''Joel:''' Ummm...\ |
| 321 | '''Ellie:''' I'm just fuckin' with you. ''[throws magazine out the window]'' |
| 322 | * In ''VideoGame/Yakuza1'', ten-year-old Haruka asks Kiryu ("Uncle Kaz" to her) what a "[[https://en.wikipedia.org/?title=Soapland soapland]]" is. Kiryu struggles for a while to find the appropriate words, until Haruka laughs and tells him she already knows what it is. |
| 323 | * In ''VisualNovel/CafeEnchante'', while shopping with Canus and Ignis, Kotone is asked by some local kids if she is dating Canus. When they tried to explain it wouldn't be a date because there were three of them together, one kid instead asks if they were in a polyamory relationship. |
| 324 | [[/folder]] |
| 325 | |
| 326 | [[folder:Web Animation]] |
| 327 | * ''WebAnimation/AttackOnMika:'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIXeIKdkS7I Mana and Kana]], Fukuda's daughters, give her something that has a... ''peculiar'' form. The reason was that the girls [[spoiler:overheard her saying she liked it "huge and thick", even saying what they heard when she and their dad were in the same room.]] |
| 328 | [[/folder]] |
| 329 | |
| 330 | [[folder:Webcomics]] |
| 331 | * ''Webcomic/TheCyantianChronicles'': Tae, during a conversation with Kea. Tae and Kea together, at points. Kibi, who is smarter than many adults. Collin and Quinn, during Akaelae. |
| 332 | * ''[[Webcomic/GhastlysGhastlyComic Ghastly's Ghastly Comic]]'': [[MemeticMutation Tentacoo wape!]] |
| 333 | * Christine, Sonichu and Rosechu's daughter from ''Webcomic/{{Sonichu}}'' does this in the Christmas special whilst dressed as the Virgin Mary for a school play. [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy "I am the Virgin Mary. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it."]] ([[{{Squick}} Incidentally, she's a little kid]]. Although most people who know about the author seem to think he has no idea what the line actually means.) |
| 334 | * Jay Naylor's ''Webcomic/BetterDays'' often invokes this to [[WriterOnBoard deliver a moral so objectivist it would make Steve Ditko puke himself]]. |
| 335 | * ''Webcomic/SomethingPositive'': |
| 336 | ** Jason has a very awkward time playing Santa. |
| 337 | --->"My mommy says you're a pagan representation designed to steal glory from Christ and I should tell you you're gonna burn in Hell forever. I want a Barbie." |
| 338 | ** Kestrel has [[https://somethingpositive.net/comic/here-comes-kestrel-cottontail-pt-3 just as bad a time]] as the Easter Bunny. |
| 339 | ---> My mom says you can't be too careful at events like this. They let just anyone show up and she says if I'm not careful, I'll catch an airbourne disease, like atheist or negro. |
| 340 | * [[http://xkcd.com/751/ This]] ''WebComic/{{xkcd}}'' strip, in which a child finds "Daddy's Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue" - and has seen so many inappropriate things on the internet that they're shocked that the girls have clothes ''on.'' [[SpoofAesop "Parents, talk to your kids about popup blockers."]] |
| 341 | * Kids in ''Webcomic/ScaryGoRound'' (and other Webcomic/{{Bobbinsverse}} comics) are prone to this sort of behavior, [[http://www.scarygoround.com/?date=20150817 as here.]] |
| 342 | -->'''Humphrey:''' Daddy said I should hide my piggy bank while you're here. But he said it wouldn't be for long. |
| 343 | * ''Webcomic/EverydayHeroes'': In front of several neighbors at a party, Greta Goode [[https://eheroes.thecomicseries.com/comics/261 asks]] her mom why, if she can't arrest people, she has "that [[KinkyRolePlaying policewoman's uniform]] in your closet", leading her parents to beat a hasty retreat. |
| 344 | [[/folder]] |
| 345 | |
| 346 | [[folder:Web Original]] |
| 347 | * ''Podcast/EightiesAllOver'' spoofs this in the November 1983 episode with an ImagineSpot of sorts in which an "11-year-old" Scott Weinberg profanely complains about the perceived BaitAndSwitch of ''WesternAnimation/TheSmurfsAndTheMagicFlute''[[note]]which only has them in supporting roles[[/note]]. Co-host Drew [=McWeeny=] jokes that Scott's dad must have been shocked to hear that! |
| 348 | * ''Website/NotAlwaysRight'' has a lot of these. |
| 349 | ** [[http://notalwaysright.com/from-the-mouth-of-babes-part-2/5769 From The Mouth Of Babes, Part 2]]: |
| 350 | ---> '''Me:''' Can I help you?\ |
| 351 | '''Child:''' I don’t get it.\ |
| 352 | '''Me:''' What?\ |
| 353 | '''Child:''' Are you old or just simple?\ |
| 354 | '''Me:''' Excuse me?\ |
| 355 | '''Child:''' ‘Cause my mom said everyone who works at [supermarket] is either old or simple.\ |
| 356 | ''[The mother comes running behind him, picks him up, and runs off.]'' |
| 357 | ** [[https://notalwaysright.com/dont-butt-in-line-if-you-cant-pay-the-fine/86492/ Don't Butt in Line, if You Can't Pay the Fine]]. When politeness doesn't get a five-year-old anywhere, adult language does. |
| 358 | ** [[https://notalwaysright.com/smoke-your-veggies/71714/ What seems like]] a regular case of a young PickyEater refusing to eat veggies in a restaurant turns awkward when the girl insists that her brother told her that broccoli is "very bad for little girls" and proceeded to [[TheStoner smoke some "broccoli" himself.]] |
| 359 | ** Neither quite profane nor adult, but very, very sarcastic: [[https://notalwaysright.com/i-dont-work-here-does-not-work-here-part-35/214659/ this little girl]] moons and blows raspberries at another shopper harassing her dad, and when told she's acting childish replies, "Well, I'm four. [[ArmorPiercingQuestion What's YOUR excuse?]]" |
| 360 | * ''Website/SCPFoundation'': In the story, and also a LiteraryAllusionTitle to ''Series/KidsSayTheDarndestThings'': [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/grant-request-post-mortem-neural-preservation "GRANT REQUEST FOR THE RE-CREATION OF AN ADVANCED POSTMORTEM NEURAL PRESERVATION SYSTEM"]]: |
| 361 | --> 50% of practicing transhumanist necromancers will have cognitive abilities comparable to that of a 4-year-old child.[3]\ |
| 362 | 3. B. Kimberleigh (1995). 200-Year-Old Transhuman Occultists Say the Darndest Things, ''Pew Research Center, Paranormal Branch'' |
| 363 | [[/folder]] |
| 364 | |
| 365 | [[folder:Western Animation]] |
| 366 | * Early ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'' was based almost entirely around this trope. For extra funny/cute/disturbing points, any kids younger than the core cast's 8-10 bracket are almost always voiced by actual kids in the same age range (meaning Ike is always voiced by a real toddler and the Kindergartners are voiced by 4-5-year-olds). |
| 367 | ** Commentary for the 10th season episode Smug Alert has Trey Parker and Matt Stone saying they did the episode primarily so that they could have the child voicing Ike say "tripping balls". |
| 368 | ** The movie focused heavily on this too, but later episodes it seems the adults have given up (in the case of some, like Counselor Mackey and Randy Marsh, they have their own issues to deal with). |
| 369 | * The Warner Siblings from ''WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}}''. Yakko's physically about 14, Wakko's physically 10, and Dot's physically 8. And yet, some of the things they say are a bit... |
| 370 | -->"Let me know when those costumes get heavy, ladies!" |
| 371 | * This gem from ''WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfJimmyNeutronBoyGenius'', which [[DeconstructedTrope deconstructs]] the FridgeLogic of a [[ChildProdigy 10-year-old genius]] with an extensive knowledge of human biology when Jimmy tells his parents that he wants a baby brother: |
| 372 | -->'''Hugh:''' ''[SpitTake]'' Baby making is very... ''complicated,'' believe me.\ |
| 373 | '''Jimmy:''' Dad, Dad, it's ''not'' complicated. Really, really, it's - \ |
| 374 | '''Hugh:''' You don't know --\ |
| 375 | '''Jimmy:''' It's basically conception, right?\ |
| 376 | ''[Hugh sticks his fingers in ears and hums "la la la la"]''\ |
| 377 | '''Jimmy:''' ...then a nine-month gestation period...\ |
| 378 | '''Hugh:''' [[IgnoringBySinging La la la la...]]\ |
| 379 | '''Jimmy:''' ... and then you have...\ |
| 380 | '''Judy:''' Sweetie, a new baby just isn't in the cards right now.\ |
| 381 | '''Jimmy:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint But mom,]] [[LiteralMinded if the glandular timeline--]]\ |
| 382 | '''Hugh:''' That's enough! OK! Ha-ha, [[ChangeTheUncomfortableSubject I want pie!]] Anyone else want pie? I want pie! |
| 383 | * ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender:'' Meng, a pre-teen girl, calls Katara a floozy under her breath when she learns Aang (whom Meng had a crush on) prefers Katara. |
| 384 | * From ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfKorra'', seven-year-old Ikki sees nothing wrong with letting Asami know that her friend Korra is in love with her boyfriend. |
| 385 | * On one episode of ''WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill'', Hank jokes with Bobby about girls having cooties, only for him to ask what cooties are. Hank explains that it's the disease that you get from girls, only for Bobby to reply, "Oh, you mean like chlamydia?" |
| 386 | * Quoted verbatim in the couch gag of ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' episode "The Cad and the Hat" where Homer enters a parody of ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'' with the four boys spouting constant bleeped profanity. |
| 387 | * On ''WesternAnimation/TheCritic'', Alice Tompkins' daughter, Penny, got a fair amount of mileage off of this. |
| 388 | -->'''Penny:''' What's the matter, Mama?\ |
| 389 | '''Alice:''' Oh, sweetie. You wouldn't understand.\ |
| 390 | '''Penny:''' Are you afraid the man you love has left you for another?\ |
| 391 | '''Alice:''' What?! Where'd you learn to talk like that?!\ |
| 392 | '''Penny:''' It's "Men Are Scum" week on Ricki Lake. |
| 393 | * Much of Louise and Gene's humor on ''WesternAnimation/BobsBurgers'' comes from this: Gene is rather innocent for his age and oftentimes doesn't recognize why something he's said is inappropriate. Louise, on the other hand, isn't innocent ''enough'' for her age, and deliberately says some of the things she says because she enjoys being TheGadfly. |
| 394 | -->'''Gene:''' Channel 9 News! They'll finger anything with a pulse!\ |
| 395 | '''Bob:''' I'm pretty sure it's "Their finger's always on the pulse."\ |
| 396 | '''Gene:''' No.\ |
| 397 | |
| 398 | -->'''Louise:''' My mom and dad are downstairs grinding the meat right now.\ |
| 399 | '''Hugo:''' Uh-huh-\ |
| 400 | '''Louise:''' ''[[TroublingUnchildlikeBehavior (while pelvic thrusting)]]'' I mean they're really [[DoubleEntendre "grinding the meat"]] right now. |
| 401 | ** Tina lies somewhere in the middle; being 13, she is old enough to have some academic understanding of such topics, but she lacks the social grace needed to avoid talking about them at inappropriate times, such as when she started talking about her erotic zombie night terrors during breakfast. ''To her father.'' Bob ends up begging her to stop talking. |
| 402 | * ''WesternAnimation/TransformersAnimated'' has an epic moment from 8-year-old Sari Sumdac, who completely shatters Optimus Prime's innocence by [[https://tfwiki.net/mediawiki/images2/d/d1/Sariprime.jpg telling him about the birds and the bees.]] |
| 403 | * This gem from ''WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}}'': |
| 404 | -->'''Drew:''' Angelica, honey, say hello to Uncle Paul.\ |
| 405 | '''Angelica:''' My daddy says your show is the biggest gravy train in town!\ |
| 406 | '''Paul:''' I beg your pardon? |
| 407 | * This from ''WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls1998'' episode "Superfriends" when the girls meet their new neighbor Robin Schneider and tell her that the Professor (whom she meets) made them by accident: |
| 408 | -->'''Robin:''' That's okay. I was an accident, too! |
| 409 | * ''WesternAnimation/{{Jellystone}}'': When Captain Caveman tries to instruct Junior how to swing his club, saying he's doing too much stooping, Junior begins shouting "Stupid!" repeatedly, which offends Shazzan. Cap tells Junior that "stupid" is a no-no word; in response, Junior begins repeating the word "butt", which causes Peter Potamus to start rambling about how he's been doing squats. |
| 410 | -->'''Captain Caveman:''' [[LampshadeHanging Boy, so many people outside van today.]] |
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| 412 | |
| 413 | [[folder:Real Life]] |
| 414 | |
| 415 | * The infamous [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balloon_boy_hoax Balloon Boy]] hoax was busted when [[EngineeredPublicConfession during a news interview]], the boy in question told the truth that "[[FifteenMinutesOfFame You guys said that, um, we did this for the show.]]" when asked why he didn't come down from the garage when called. |
| 416 | %%* The ''Daily Mail'', a conservative UsefulNotes/{{British Newspaper|s}}, has a similar section among its letters page. |
| 417 | * Bill Engvall says this about when he had to have TheTalk with his son: |
| 418 | -->So I sat him down and said, "Son, I know you already know a lot of things, so why don't you do this: why don't you tell me what you know, and I'll just fill in the blank spots." About 30 minutes later, I'm sitting there with a pen and a pad of paper, going, "You can DO that?!?" |
| 419 | %%* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CU040Hqbas&feature=share This video]] |
| 420 | %%* Dara O'Briain mentions this happening in a story he told on the DVD of 'Craic Dealer' at about [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_0Ae9o2qZA 47:22.]] |
| 421 | * Creator/BlakeLively says that when her daughter James first learned to talk, she had an unfortunate habit of turning words that start with 's' into 'sh'. So when she asks for someone to come ''sit'' with her... |
| 422 | --> "I have Amy Schumer as a daughter." |
| 423 | * Creator/MaraWilson describes her mother telling her about sex when she was five years old. But she had to film ''Film/MrsDoubtfire'' the next day and apparently ran around the set shouting "I know what sex is!" and variations of that. The crew and Robin Williams found it ActuallyPrettyFunny. Mara's mother did ''not''. |
| 424 | * Eavesdrop on any group of children playing together and you're bound to hear something kind of messed up eventually. Kids swear and play games where they "kill" each other pretty much daily. |
| 425 | * Creator/SamuelLJackson has said that his typical ClusterFBomb rubbed off on his daughter from a very young age, and she would thoroughly shock other parents by dropping f-bombs at parties. |
| 426 | * During the filming of ''Film/{{Logan}}'', there was a scene where Logan (Hugh Jackman) had to shout at Laura (Dafne Keen) "[=SHUT THE=] [[AtomicFBomb FUCK]] [=UP=]!", which went on for 40 minutes, and after that he went to María, Dafne's mother, to apologize for that. María cheerfully replied that Dafne had just called him a [[CountryMatters cunt]] in Spanish. |
| 427 | %%* [[https://www.reddit.com/r/MurderedByWords/comments/7xaiql/kid_accidentally_murders_soldier_for_valentines/ This letter a child sent to a soldier for Valentine's Day.]] |
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