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5	Real-life data is tricky to pin down, but studies suggest the average adult in the Western world will have somewhere between four and seven sexual partners in their lifetime.
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7	Applied to some fictional settings, even for a [[ThisLoserIsYou hopeless romantic]] this would be a pathetic showing for six months of casual dating.
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9	This trope is a reference to those SitCom characters who are [[InformedFlaw constantly referred to as being totally inept romantically]], when [[ChickMagnet we've seen them with beautiful people on their arm and in committed relationships with them]], notwithstanding they are [[HollywoodHomely perfectly attractive themselves]]. That said, something to consider is that a limited number of episodes a year means we are only seeing a small fraction of the lives the characters lead. Two or three dates over the course of a year can still indicate a lot of empty weekends. Their own [[CasanovaWannabe skewed views of romance and flirting]] may be at fault, as it's entirely possible they got their reputation from getting all these dates but perpetually screwing them up.
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11	The flip side of AttractivenessIsolation. Often results from NegativeContinuity. Contrast UrbanLegendLoveLife. Can be used quizzically in combination with CasanovaWannabe, EverybodyHasLotsOfSex, FailureIsTheOnlyOption, MomentKiller, NoSocialSkills, DerailingLoveInterests and ThisLoserIsYou.
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19	* ''ComicBook/SpiderMan'': Peter Parker. Despite being described as a poor, nebbish nerd, he was married to one of the most beautiful women in the Marvel Universe (before ExecutiveMeddling kicked in). And before MJ, he had Betty Brant and Liz Allan fight over him and dated Gwen Stacy and the Black Cat. Even his least overtly attractive love interest, Debra Whitman, looked like a HotLibrarian. His friend the Human Torch even called him on it, as did the Chameleon while impersonating him ("Does Parker know anyone who ''isn't'' a stunningly beautiful woman?").
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23	* ''Film/TheFortyYearOldVirgin'': Andy Sitzer has numerous awkward dates with very attractive women, but ultimately it's an aversion. The friends who view Andy as this all have love lives at least as screwed up as his, arguably more so, and he comes off as by far the most mature and level-headed in his attitude to sex; instead of {{Wangst}}ing about never getting laid, he's made his peace with bachelorhood and got on with his life.
24	* ''Film/{{Scream}}'': Randy is treated as being unlucky in love and says that in his ideal movie would "let the geek get the girl." However, aside from his unrequited crush on Sidney, lots of girls seem interested in him. He's shown dancing with one girl at Stu's party and has his arm around another while they watch horror movies. Later, in ''Film/Scream2'', he seems to flirt a bit with a girl in his film class at Windsor College. And [[spoiler:he loses his virginity to a girl who works at the video rental place in the year between the first two films.]]
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28	* Kamijou Touma from ''Literature/ACertainMagicalIndex''. In the first novel, he describes his [[AntiMagic Imagine Breaker]] as: "it was a useless right hand that would not let him defeat even a single delinquent, would not raise his scores on tests, and would not make him popular with girls". As of time of writing, there are over 10,000 girls interested in him, and it's even been speculated in-universe that Imagine Breaker makes him popular with girls by negating the RedStringOfFate. Though to be fair, the quoted line is [[UnreliableNarrator his own opinion]].
29	* ''Literature/TheDresdenFiles'': Harry Dresden. The man's friends, co-workers, and magical spirit servants mock his lackluster love life. His love life actually isn't all that great - the books, 11 so far, each take place about a year or so apart, so he's had two girlfriends in about 11 years - but it's not all ''that'' horrible. Over the course of the series he has been in two committed relationships so far ([[spoiler:one was TheMole, but it wasn't her fault and they're still friends]]) with very attractive women, plus one paper-thin {{Will They Or Wont They}}, one at least somewhat attractive lover in his backstory, and probably dozens of women who have thrown themselves at him only for him to turn them down.[[note]]At least according to Harry Dresden himself; it has been suggested that there might be [[UnreliableNarrator a little wishful thinking going on]].[[/note]] His love life isn't that great only because Harry has a DarkAndTroubledPast and a tendency to place HonorBeforeReason (also appealing qualities), not because he's really all that ugly or socially inept. In the books he's tall, dark, mysterious, probably relatively good-looking when he bothers to clean himself up, and has a sharp wit. In the TV series he was played by [[http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0085860/ this guy]]. [[https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/1/10837/1691069-dresden_wttj_excerpt_page_1.jpg In the comic]] he's straight-up ''handsome'', if a bit scruffy. There's ''no way'' he couldn't get a date if he actually wanted to. Though, it's less that he's mocked for being ''unable'' to get a date so much as being ''unwilling'' to. He makes it clear how hard what happened to Susan (his first girlfriend in the series) hit him and [[ItsNotYouItsMyEnemies spent a lot of time worrying about the potential danger for any hypothetical relationships after that]]. He also insists on wanting a ''romantic'' relationship, not just a sexual one.
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33	* ''Series/{{Amen}}'': Thelma's constant whining about her lack of a social life and OldMaid status is undermined by the fact that she actually dates a decent amount of men, several of whom want to marry her, all before finally snagging the handsome Reverend that she's been pining after since the show's first episode.
34	* Michael Bluth from ''Series/ArrestedDevelopment'' gets mocked by his brother Gob because, as of the start of the series, he's only had sex with four women (including his now-deceased wife), whereas Gob is TheCasanova by comparison. The {{irony}} is that Gob isn't even aware that his girlfriend Marta has fallen for Michael for being more of a NiceGuy than Gob.
35	* ''Series/TheBigBangTheory'':
36	** Leonard, though a lot of this comes from his experience before he became friends with the pretty GirlNextDoor who gave him a lot more confidence. It was said the only girl of real significance in his life (not counting minor flings) before Penny came around was Joyce Kim, later revealed to have been a North Korean spy pushing him for government secrets. The few times he is seen in a social situation he ''is'' shown to be shy and awkward, but starting in the second season he briefly dated Leslie Winkle and Stephanie Barrett, dated Penny for the majority of the third season and had a long term relationship with Priya Koothrapali that crossed the fourth and fifth seasons. In between those girls, though, it's clear that he doesn't have that great of a social life.
37	** Rajesh gets laid more than once despite an inability to even ''talk'' to women, though his family being wealthy has been the reason for at least one of those relationships. He also gains the ability to talk to women when he's been drinking, which means he scores at parties fairly often.
38	* ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'': Xander Harris, who spent most of the series in a long-term committed relationships with either Cordelia (early on) or Anya (Season 4 to the end). Also, he has a one night stand with Faith and Willow wanted him. In the first couple of seasons it's a running joke that he does get dates - but they're all with demons disguised as women.
39	* ''Series/{{Chuck}}'': Everyone in Chuck Bartowski's life regularly acts like him getting a date of any kind, let alone one with a good-looking woman, is a minor miracle. This continues approximately through the end of the second season, despite the fact that in that space of time he dates two beautiful women and has a third one in love with him. For the most part the third season drops the [[HollywoodHomely facade]], though.
40	* ''Series/CriminalMinds'': Spencer Reid. When the Maeve Donovan arc began in Season 8, the show's characters--most notably Derek Morgan--seem to make a big deal that he's managed to win a girl's heart, as if it's some kind of a shock for Reid to have a girlfriend. [[WordOfGod The writers]] didn't help much either, since "Reid gets a girlfriend" was a selling point for Season 8, believing the audience would be surprised at this development too. This despite the fact that Reid, on screen, has been on more dates than [[UrbanLegendLoveLife Morgan]], has had two on-screen kisses and had been the subject of an early seasons RunningGag that Reid often mistakes the flirting of women to mean something else.
41	* ''Series/{{Frasier}}'': Frasier Crane, who despite having a [[GirlOfTheWeek seemingly endless supply of beautiful and sophisticated women going out with him]], is often said to be unable to get a date. Frasier's problem is generally that he usually has trouble holding onto a girlfriend, usually due to some [[NotWhatItLooksLike contrived circumstance]] he happens to fall into in her presence.
42	* ''Series/{{Friends}}'':
43	** Chandler is constantly knocked by himself and others for being terrible with women. While he does have commitment issues that prevent his relationships lasting long, he has no trouble getting women. Later in the show, once he's in a stable relationship with Monica, the show claims he's always been terrible with women, unable to even talk to them, despite the early seasons showing he successfully uses humour to smooth-talk and charm women without any problem at all and the later seasons having him and Monica being the only two in a [[HappilyMarried functional]] (rather than dysfunctional) relationship.
44	** Ross, despite his numerous girlfriends, dates and even ''marriages'' during the show's run and him being kind of an Adorkable ChickMagnet (evidenced by "The One with the Girl from Poughkeepsie" and "The One With The Cooking Class"), is regularly referred to be as hopeless with women for some reason. There's even an episode named "The One Where Ross Can't Flirt", and Joey once said to him that he (and Chandler) "repels women all the time". To be fair, [[ReallyGetsAround James Bond would probably look like a dateless loser compared to Joey]].
45	* ''Series/{{Glee}}'': Rachel Berry. It sort of makes sense at first since she's established as very obnoxious and the two guys she is romantically involved with in the first half of the season are in a LoveTriangle over a more popular girl. But by the second half she's in the center of her own BettyAndVeronica and throughout the entire series she's had a huge StalkerWithACrush in the form of a nerd who even at one point blackmails her for her panties.
46	* ''Series/TheGoldenGirls'': Dorothy Zbornak seems to be going out on dates every other week, and has dated doctors, teachers, business owners, even an Admiral (also admittedly a few losers, but even then that's hardly 'dateless'). To listen to the other girls, however, you'd think she had never had a single date. The other women make fun of her for it, though, ironically, she's the only one at the end of the show who isn't single.
47	%% * ''Series/HogansHeroes'': Commandant Klink. The irony of it is that the women he has the most success with are actually enemy agents seeking to use him in some plot. Otherwise they would run a mile.
48	* ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'': Ted Mosby's love life is generally unsatisfactory to him, not because he can't get dates but because he's LookingForLoveInAllTheWrongPlaces. He is often teased by his friends for falling too quickly for women and trying to turn each new date into a potential wife. Still he has a line of dating several very attractive women per season (minus season 2 when he's in a committed relationship with Robin) with breaks ups often less about him and more about them. And apparently the characters in this show all think it's mind-boggling for someone to go more than a few months without getting laid.
49	* ''Series/MalcolmInTheMiddle'': Despite being "losers" who are supposedly not well liked by anyone, Malcolm and Reese manage to have new short term girlfriends [[GirlOfTheWeek every other episode or so]] during later seasons.
50	* ''Series/MarriedWithChildren'': Bud actually touches himself every single night out of his loneliness, always whines about being dateless, rejects girls at a higher standard than him, and still he scores repeatedly. Fail.
51	* ''Series/{{NCIS}}'': Timothy [=McGee=], while being a geek, manages to get quite a few dates, even dated Abby for a while, and still is told that he needs to get out more. He is now HappilyMarried, and he and his wife have twins.
52	* ''Series/MightyMorphinPowerRangers'': Billy had more love interests than any other male character, but he was still presented as a socially clueless loner. Lampshaded by Jason as he watches Billy with Marge:
53	--> '''Jason''': And we're giving ''him'' tips on how to meet girls?
54	* ''Series/TheNewAdventuresOfOldChristine'': Christine is perpetually lonely and treated like a loser, except that she's dated the likes of Creator/TimDekay, Creator/EricMcCormack and freakin' [[Creator/BlairUnderwood BLAIR UNDERWOOD]].
55	* ''Series/SabrinaTheTeenageWitch'': Miles has continuously been referred to be beyond all hope when it came to make a positive impression on the other sex (or people in general), yet in the season 5 finale he scores with one of Josh's very attractive friends and ''he'' breaks it off with her at the end and then is seen going on a date with '''four''' Pop Stars at once.
56	* ''Series/SchittsCreek'': David Rose, who is handsome, pansexual and pre-moving to the town was very rich, has an endless series of stories about being dumped, used and abandoned by lovers of both genders but his family treats him as a ''total'' failure in the romance department. Then, when he moves to town, he attracts Stevie and Jake, both of whom are very attractive people and then becomes the ClosetKey to charming and handsome Patrick.
57	* ''Series/{{Scrubs}}'': Downplayed. JD's problem isn't really that he that he can't get a date, but more of him not being able to have a lasting relationship (he's even worse than Elliot in this regard) like everyone else because he keeps screwing them up and ends up having to go back to [[TheInternetIsForPorn "dating his laptop".]]
58	* ''Series/{{Seinfeld}}'': George Costanza is often cited as the UrExample of both this and the KavorkaMan, a slow-witted, self-centered, ugly failure who repulses women and can't get them to go out with him... except for, oh, the forty or fifty gorgeous women he dated over the course of the show. He even got a model whom he suspected was bulimic. Depending on the episode, he would either complain about his lack of a love life, or about how often his love life would go wrong (which it did). His most common romantic plot would have him saying or doing something that repulsed the woman he was seeing, or lamenting how his present relationship is going sour, or trying to avoid the advances of a woman he does not want, or broke up with. He winds up getting engaged to the attractive daughter of a rich, Upper East Side, [=WASPy=], old money couple- Susan Ross. Even if they were evenly-matched looks-wise, it's completely far-fetched status, class and money-wise.
59	%% * ''Series/{{Taxi}}'': Alex Reiger was {{Flanderized}} into this at the beginning of the final season. The writers got back on the ball pretty quickly and Alex went back to being his normal self.
60	* ''Series/ThirtyRock'': Liz Lemon, whose boyfriends have included Creator/JonHamm, Creator/MattDamon and Creator/WayneBrady, for goodness' sake. The show does make it out to seem more like she doesn't have a problem finding men to date, but rather that everyone she does date turns out to be completely insane in the end so she's forced to end all her relationships. For example, Hamm's doctor turns out to be incredibly stupid but so handsome that he's been handed things all his life, while Brady plays an arrogant bore of a man who believes he is so handsome that the only reason a woman would ever want to break up with him is that they are racist (or gay).
61	* ''Series/TwoAndAHalfMen'': Alan is often depicted as a pathetic loser yet he's dated a number of attractive women and was even married to a couple of them. It is made clear that his inability to hold a relationship stem from his insecurities, neediness and tendency to gravitate toward [[BrokenBird emotionally damaged women]].
62	* ''Series/{{Wings}}'': Brian Hackett dated many beautiful women over the course of the show's run. For most of the show, he was TheCasanova, but for some reason, the last couple of seasons seemed to have a lot of jokes about how he was having trouble scoring dates.
63	* ''Series/WizardsOfWaverlyPlace'': {{Lampshaded}} when geeky Justin asks his brother "Why does everyone think I don't date; remember the centaur, the werewolf and the Goth Girl?" The "goth girl" was in fact his established girlfriend for a several-episode arc.
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67	* ''ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}'': Jon, the [[ThisLoserIsYou ultimate incompetent loser]] who continues to be the ButtMonkey of jokes about sucking at relationships, despite having had a steady girlfriend since 2006. Even before that, there seemed to be more jokes that featured him actually being on a date -- which inevitably went badly -- as ones that showcased his inability to ''get'' a date. Clearly the man had at least enough game to get through one conversation with a woman and ask her out, and do so on a pretty regular basis.
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72	* ''Webcomic/QuestionableContent'': Marten, a supposedly awkward music nerd who has had at least three attractive girlfriends.
73	* ''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance'': Torg is, in Bun-Bun's words, a "nerd boy" who's supposed to be relatively unlucky with the ladies. Except, y'know, for Valerie, Angela, Oasis, Alt-Zoe, and (eventually) Prime-Zoe all falling for him. [[JustifiedTrope Justified]] since at least two ([[AlternateCharacterInterpretation possibly three]]) of those women were just using Torg as a stand-in for previous [[LoveInterest Love Interests]] who had died, and another is only in love with him because she's been {{Brainwashed}} to do so.
74	* ''Webcomic/SomethingPositive'': Davan Macintire. Despite numerous characters, himself included, referring to him as ugly and a loser, a fair number of women have expressed interest him and he's had sex with more than a few of them. On the flip side, most of his relationships, potential and otherwise, tend to end badly. Near the beginning of the strip one ex is able to describe herself as "the one who didn't cheat on him" (she suddenly left town instead). To be fair, now she would have to share that title with Branwen.
75	* ''Webcomic/ManlyGuysDoingManlyThings'' pokes fun at this trope when Jonesy meets [[ComicBook/SinCity Marv]], pointing out that a ''lot'' of women would probably be interested in him if he wasn't [[TheEeyore so down on himself]].
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79	* Steve Smith from ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad''. Despite constantly being described as a perpetually awkward virgin loser, Steve has had multiple hookups and opportunities to lose his virginity to very attractive girls, much more than most 14 year old boys in real life could ever hope to. For the record, according to the ''American Dad'' wiki, he has had ''17'' different love interests. His equally awkward best friend Snot qualifies as well.
80	* ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'':
81	** Meg Griffin is very unpopular in the later seasons of the show, yet manages to hook up with/date at least: Doug ("Prick Up Your Ears"), the nudist neighbor she liked, Mayor Adam West, Kevin Swanson, Michael, a medical student, Anthony ("Go, Stewie, Go") as well as being pursued by Neil Goldman and [[SexAsRiteofPassage losing her virginity]] on live national television to Creator/JimmyFallon during the opening of ''Series/SaturdayNightLive''. And when a cute, popular lesbian thinks she has a chance with Meg, she's so excited she immediately strips. In-universe other characters react to Meg as if she were the elephant man with leprosy, but she looks pretty much exactly like a slightly shorter, brown-haired version of Lois, who in-universe is pretty much uniformly considered to be hot.
82	** Chris has had a few attractive girlfriends, despite his less than flattering traits. He reasons if his dad could get his mom, there must be hope for him yet.
83	* ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'':
84	** [[Characters/FuturamaPhilipJFry Philip J. Fry's]] been with: [[CuteClumsyGirl Amy Wong]], Chief of Police [[ReallyGetsAround Colleen]], former girlfriend [[NewOldFlame Michelle]], bureaucrat [[UptightLovesWild Morgan Proctor]], his [[StableTimeLoop own grandmother]] and, of course, [[ActionGirl Leela]], who he's now in a relationship with. But everyone still acts like he's the poster boy for loserdom.
85	** Leela is the butt of many jokes about her lack of a love life, but she's a constant target of flirting (and sexual harassment) and enjoys a few relationships during the run of the show (though most of them turn out to be jerks) before ending up with Fry. It's a bit of DependingOnTheWriter whether she's considered unattractive due to her eye and her abrasive personality, or whether she's considered charming and attractive regardless.
86	* ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible'': [[Characters/KimPossibleRonStoppable Ron Stoppable]] is considered pretty low on the food chain of the high school and does have some odd traits. Yet he seems insanely popular among girls - notably Yori and Kim (the latter of whom he later does date), along with Zita, and a crush by another cheerleader. Not to mention a handful of episodes where he gets involved with [[AlphaBitch Bonnie]].
87	* ''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty'': [[Characters/RickAndMortyMortySmith Morty Smith]], during the first seasons is seen desperately trying to date Jessica but never manages to be seen as a more than a friend. Despite this, he also had numerous affairs through the series, although none last.
88	* [[Characters/TheSimpsonsLisaSimpson Lisa Simpson]] in ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' is frequently depicted as an unpopular outsider and is occasionally stunned to find herself receiving male attention despite quite a few successful romances with an attractive [[GirlOfTheWeek Guy of the Week]] (in contrast to her cooler brother Bart, who's typically unlucky in love) and multiple recurring male characters (Milhouse, Ralph, Nelson) having a crush on her.
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