Line #80 Literature/AMorePersonalUnion


1	In 1560, Francis II was the King of France. His wife, Mary Stuart, was Queen of Scotland. It looked like France and Scotland were settling down into a formal Personal Union--when Francis died under a year into his reign of an infection brought on by a cold. And so, Mary went back to Scotland, and history as we know it happened.
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3	But what if Francis had survived--at least a bit longer? Long enough to produce an heir?
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5	[[http://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/showthread.php?t=193869 Well, perhaps this.]]
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7	An alternate timeline on Website/AlternateHistoryDotCom, ''A More Personal Union'' details what Francis's longer reign entails. Needless to say, it's interesting for France...
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11	!!Historical characters who appear or are referenced in the timeline:
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13	* Francis II, King of France: The eldest son of Henri II and Catherine de Medici. Sickly, weak-willed, and easily-led... [[HiddenDepths mostly]].
14	* [[UsefulNotes/MaryOfScotland Mary, Queen of Scots]]: Also Queen Consort [[spoiler: and later, Queen Mother]] of France. Has one child with Francis, a son named Henri after the King's father. Henri is nicknamed "le Cyclope" because he is blind in one eye.
15	* [[UsefulNotes/ElizabethI Elizabeth, Queen of England]]: Once Francis and Mary have a son - who has a very strong claim to the English throne - and it becomes clear that the personal union between France and Scotland will endure, she entertains the idea of getting married and bearing her own heirs more seriously than in our timeline. [[spoiler: She decides against it, and comes to accept Henri as her Heir.]]
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17	!!Provides examples of:
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19	* ActionGirl: Augusta, [[SheIsTheKing King of Poland]].
20	** [[spoiler:Winifred Shakespeare]]
21	* TheAlliance:
22	** The Catholic League -- Spain, Portugal, Savoy, Tuscany, the Papal States, the Holy Roman Empire, Serbia, and Sweden (which is Protestant, but joins out of {{Realpolitik}}).
23	** The Grande Alliance -- Scotland, England, France, Navarre, the Dutch Republic, and Denmark. [[spoiler: Poland doesn't formally join, but does fight alongside them.]]
24	** The Pavian Compact, a defensive coalition of northern Italian city-states neutral in the League/Alliance fighting.
25	* AlternateHistory: As should be self-evident.
26	* AmazonBrigade: Red Tiger's concubines.
27	* AristocratsAreEvil: While obviously there's something of a mix, the House of Guise seem to be living this trope.
28	* ArrangedMarriage: One that's happened before the story begins can be said to kick things off, and many more occur as the story goes on.
29	* BattleCouple: [[spoiler:Winifred Shakespeare]] and Geoffrey de Bourbon are one. Their son is currently being raised at his paternal grand-uncle's estate, while mom and dad go globetrotting on their mercenary business.
30	* BetterToDieThanBeKilled: The Chinese Emperor and his sons kill themselves rather than let Red Tiger take them.
31	* BigDamnHeroes: "Men of France! [[spoiler:England is here]]!"
32	** France reciprocates when [[spoiler:Spain lands an invasion force in England and besieges London]].
33	* BigLittleBrother: Henri of Orleans is this to Charles of Provence.
34	* ButchLesbian: While there are no explicit references to Augusta of Poland having sex with women, she does openly flirt and dance with women.
35	* TheCaligula: The Red Tiger, upon installing himself as the Emperor of China. Aside from the cannibalism, his first decree is to start purging all "enemies of the people", which he defines as nobles, bureaucrats, scholars, and ''people who wear shoes''. It gets worse from there.
36	* CheeseEatingSurrenderMonkeys: Subverted to hell and back. France doesn't surrender. [[spoiler: Not even when facing excommunication, civil upheaval and Spanish invasion. At the same time.]]
37	* TheChessmaster: Francis' mother, Catherine de Medici.
38	* AChildShallLeadThem: Happens first with young Francis, [[spoiler:and then again with his son, Henri III]].
39	* CoolOldGuy: Englishman John Foxe departs for the New World at the age of fifty-five, tours the Spanish Empire despite the extraordinary danger (England and Spain are enemies), and reports back on the evils of slavery he's seen, writing a book that he publishes at the age of sixty-three that more or less gives England and France the moral high ground in a future war with slave-holding Spain.
40	* DecadentCourt: The French Royal Court, to a T.
41	* DidntSeeThatComing: [[spoiler:Without warning, Poland rescinds their non-aggression pact with the Holy Roman Empire and declares war on them.]]
42	* DyingMomentOfAwesome: [[spoiler: Francis Drake suicide bombing the Spanish Armada.]]
43	* {{Egopolis}}: OTL Panama City becomes this [[spoiler: after Ferdinand flees to the New World and makes it his capital]]. Though only its founder calls it by that name; everyone else calls it El Dorado.
44	* TheEmpire: There are several ''empires'' (lower-case), but it is [[spoiler:Ferdinand's Golden Roman Empire]] that aspires to be the actual trope, albeit subconsciously.
45	* EndOfAnAge: The conclusion of the Great War [[spoiler: as the Hapsburgs lose control of Spain and the Holy Roman Empire, and the latter loses its northern half to Denmark and Poland.]]
46	* ExactWords[=/=]LoopholeAbuse: To encourage migrants to ''Gloriana'' Elizabeth I decrees that "all who be imprisoned, or bound fast in gaol by debt, or enchained in some other manner, save those who have done murder or treason, [...] shall have their sentences commuted, or their debts forgiven, such that they set foot upon the soil of the New World and dwell there". Notice there is no mention of ''English'' prisoners in the decree
47	* EyepatchOfPower: Henri III starts wearing one after assuming his throne, embroidered by his wife with the French lily, Scottish thistle and English rose.
48	* FictionalDocument: Many, including:
49	** John Foxe's ''Slavery in the New World''
50	** Shakespeare's plays (all of them)
51	** Thomas Kyd's ''[[{{Foreshadowing}} Tragedy of Themistocles]]''
52	** Edmund Marlowe's ''Massacre at Troyes''
53	* FinalBattle: The Battle of Toledo is this for the Great War. [[spoiler: The siege of Madrid by the Alliance afterwards is more a denouncement than anything.]]
54	* FisherKing: Francis II verges on this at times.
55	* {{Foreshadowing}}: [[spoiler:Shakespeare's face is described as beardless, soft and boyish.]]
56	* FreakOut: Francis Drake goes off the deep end when his son is killed, and spends the rest of his life enacting a RoaringRampageOfRevenge on the Spanish.
57	* FromBadToWorse: The [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bakanae "foolish seedling"]] stem rot killed most of China's rice crops. Things started with widespread famine, and quickly progressed to [[TraumaCongaLine cannibalism, revolts and foreign invasions]].
58	* GenderReveal: [[spoiler:Winifred "Black Bill" Shakespeare]]
59	* GodSaveUsFromTheQueen: Catherine, the Queen Dowager of France and Mary, the Queen Mother of France spend the entirety of their regency locked in a rivalry, jockeying for power. The state of the country is secondary in this contest.
60	** Averted by Madeleine, Queen Consort of France and Henri III's wife. She is a ShrinkingViolet who would much rather not be involved with politics.
61	* GossipyHens: The French Royal Court, once again.
62	** Jadwiga of Poland.
63	--->"Hedwig knows all secrets and every dalliance at court, and there is not a man who plant his seed in a maid's garden in Warsaw that she does not know it," says the Danish ambassador. "She cares only for rumor and scandal and gossip."
64	* {{Goth}}: Anasztazia, Queen Consort of Serbia. It doesn't do her any favors among her subjects.
65	* GovernmentInExile: [[spoiler: The Golden Roman Empire is this for Hapsburg Spain.]]
66	* TheHeretic: Quite a few of them, [[spoiler:including Francis II, if you agree with the Pope.]]
67	* HoldTheLine: The French do this against the Spanish at the Battle of Orleans, knowing that if they fail, Paris will quickly fall as well. [[spoiler: They last long enough for the English to come to the rescue.]]
68	* ImAHumanitarian: Ming China in the 1600s gets hit by a famine so hard people are forced to eat each other. Notably, the bandit Red Tiger.
69	* TheIngenue: Marie Antoinette, Princess of Wales, much to the displeasure of her husband, [[TheCasanova Henri Alexandre]].
70	* IstanbulNotConstantinople
71	** It's ''Gloriana'', not ''Virginia''
72	** It's ''San Francisco'', not ''Caracas''
73	** It's ''Yosei Engoku'', not ''Australia''
74	** It's ''Celadon'', not ''New Orleans''
75	** It's ''Nouvelle Occitanie'', not ''New Zealand''
76	** It's the ''Hercules River'', not the ''Mississippi''
77	** It's ''Puerto Foca'', not ''Cape Town''
78	** It's ''Melusina'', not ''Tampa''
79	** Ironically, it actually ''is'' Constantinople, rather than Istanbul
80	** It's ''Malagasia'' not ''Madagascar''
81	** It's ''St. Brendann's'', not ''Amelia Island''.
82	** It's ''Drakeshire'', not ''Louisiana''.
83	** It's ''Brendanshire'', not ''Florida''.
84	** It's ''Carlotta'', not ''Buenos Aires''.
85	** It's ''Onakenis'kanata'', not ''Manhattan''.
86	** It's ''Skeleton Island'' not ''Key West''.
87	** It's ''Alexandria'' not ''Cairo''.
88	** It's ''Ferdinandopolis'', not ''Panama City''.
89	** It's ''Puerto Foca'', not ''Cape Town''.
90	** It's ''Ivanograd'', not ''Sevastopol''.
91	** It's ''Agnessa'', not ''Odessa''.
92	** It's ''Brinewater Bay'' not ''Lake Pontchartrain''.
93	** It's the ''Alpheus River'' not the ''Ohio River''.
94	** It's ''Kunisagiri'' not ''San Francisco''. Our San Francisco, anyway.
95	** It's ''the River Elizabeth'' not ''the Aptamaha River''
96	** It's ''New Hatfield'' not ''Neptune Beach''.
97	* JustLikeRobinHood: A ''tremendously'' twisted version in the Chinese bandit Red Tiger. He takes the reform slogan "The nobles must feed the people" to it's extreme logical conclusion, by murdering and eating nobles. He then relinquishes their estates and property to the peasants.
98	* KangarooCourt: The Red Tiger skips straight to the death penalty, saying he'll hold a trial later.
99	** During the Mexican Witch Trials, if they even bother giving you a trial, it's already rigged.
100	* KidAnova: Henri Alexandre, the heir to the Valois thrones, is a borderline example. At age 15, he already has an illegitimate daughter.
101	* KnowWhenToFoldEm: [[spoiler: When the Alliance invades Portugal as a backdoor to Spain, King Sebastian almost immediately surrenders his vastly outnumbered forces.]]
102	* TheLadette: Augusta, as a consequence of being groomed for a male position from birth.
103	* [[MalevolentMaskedMen Malevolent Masked Man]]: Red Tiger. And how!
104	* MeleeATrois:
105	** The Italian theater of the Great War, as the Pavian Compact is formed to kick both the French and the Spanish out of their territory.
106	** The unrest in China during the early 1600s has the Imperial court, a sizable army faction that's gone rogue out of disgust at the court's corruption, Red Tiger's revolutionary army, and the Jurchen invaders (the latter two eventually reluctantly teaming up), as well as numerous smaller groups.
107	** The [[spoiler: Spanish Civil War]] has four claimants fighting over the throne, as well as having to deal with an uprising by the Muslim Moriscos.
108	* MyGirlIsNotASlut: Francis II's reaction to rumours that his wife has cuckolded him.
109	* NeutralNoLonger: Shortly before the Great War breaks out, Poland signs a nonaggression pact with the Holy Roman Empire, but doesn't outright join the Catholic League. Then, more than midway through the war, [[spoiler: they stab the Empire in the back, no longer being willing to play second fiddle to the Habsburgs]].
110	* ObnoxiousInLaws: Mary and Catherine de Medici don't get along. At all.
111	* OneSteveLimit: Averted, as is typical among royal and aristocratic families. [[LampshadeHanging Lampshaded]] InUniverse, with Henri III, King of Navarre (who also became Henri IV, King of France in our history), becoming known as "Henri l'Autre", or the other Henry, because of an already reigning Henri III [[spoiler:who is King of France]].
112	* OnlySaneMan: Charles VI, Holy Roman Emperor is the only one to see that another Franco-Spanish war will leave everyone vulnerable to Ottoman aggression. He repeatedly smooths over relations and does everything he can to keep peace. Sure enough, as soon as he dies, war breaks out almost immediately.
113	* OutlawCouple: The [[KissingCousins Hamilton Cousins]].
114	* PeaceConference:
115	** The Austrian-mediated Treaty of Bordeaux, which ended the First Franco-Spanish War. Aside from bringing hostilities to an end, it also forces Spain to recognize the independence of France's allies in Navarre and the Netherlands.
116	** The Livonian War ends with a peace conference at Stetten, wherein a defeated Sweden is forced to acquiesce to Denmark and Russia's demands, giving them both increased hegemony in Northern Europe.
117	** There's a formal treaty signing at Pamplona after the end of the Second Franco-Spanish War, though that's just a formality finalizing months of backdoor negotiations elsewhere.
118	** After the Great War ends, all of Europe meets at Geneva to hash out peace terms.
119	* PenalColony: Elizabethan America has shades of this.
120	* PerfectlyArrangedMarriage: Elizabeth of England devised the marriage between Madeleine Stanley and Henri the Cyclops to strengthen Henri's claim to the English throne, nothing more. Henri and Madeleine are [[HappilyMarried happy together]] anyway, probably thanks to them growing up together.
121	* PetTheDog: A crew of Japanese sailors trying to circumnavigate the earth are apprehended by the Golden Roman Empire. The fanatically Christian and fanatically racist Ferdinand [[spoiler:releases the Shintoist Asians, apologizes for their capture, repairs their ship, and lets them leave with gifts for their Emperor]].
122	* UsefulNotes/ThePope: Several of them play a bit of a role.
123	* {{Realpolitik}}:
124	** Protestant Sweden joins, and is allowed to join, the Catholic League in order to serve as a counterbalance to Denmark.
125	** [[spoiler: When Denmark and Poland occupy the northern Holy Roman Empire, Emperor Wilhelm lets them annex those provinces outright, as it eliminates their ability to use them to influence the Electors ''and'' gets rid of most of his Protestant subjects.]]
126	** Augusta of Poland and Maximillian of Hungary are both experts at this, playing all the other powers of Europe against each other for their own benefit.
127	* RegentForLife: What Catherine was for Francis II. Catherine and Mary were also engaged in a power struggle about who would get to be this to Henri III. [[spoiler:Henri [[DefiedTrope defies]] this by staging a coup and throwing them both out of the court.]]
128	* RichardNixonTheUsedCarSalesman: Francis Drake, colonist captain turned revenge-driven crazed pirate, and poet-mercenary captain [[Creator/WilliamShakespeare Black Bill Shakespeare]][[note]][[spoiler:Or Winifred Shakespeare, as the case may be.]][[/note]].
129	* TheRival: Ferdinand of Uceda (heir to the throne of Spain) and Henri III of France.
130	** CainAndAbel: Ferdinand and Henri are cousins, but close enough.
131	* RousingSpeech: These are quite common. Most notably, Francis II's speech at Notre Dame where he [[spoiler: founds the Gallican Church]], and Henri III's to his men right before the Battle of Toledo.
132	* RoyalsWhoActuallyDoSomething: Lots and lots of kings, crown princes and electors leading military charges.
133	* ScrewThisImOuttaHere:
134	** [[spoiler: When Henri seizes power in Paris, Mary flees to Scotland.]]
135	** As the English-backed slave revolt in Cuba overruns Havana, the Spanish governor leaps from his mansion into the sea, taking his chances with swimming to safety over being captured.
136	* SecretPolice: The Inquisition Real is this for the Golden Roman Empire.
137	* SheIsTheKing: King Augusta of Poland.
138	** Augusta now has a daughter, who may be on her way to becoming Jadwiga II of Poland.
139	* ShoutOut: Many
140	** A {{Pirate}} captain named "Wicked" Hal ''[[Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean Finch]]''.
141	** Shakespeare's plays contain many shout-outs, including:
142	*** ''[[Literature/TheSongOfRoland Rol]][[Literature/OrlandoABiography ando]]''
143	*** ''[[Theatre/ThePiratesOfPenzance The King of the Pirates]]''
144	*** ''[[Literature/{{Carmilla}} Aleksandra and Emilija, or The Harpies]]''
145	*** ''Film/{{Spartacus}}''
146	*** ''[[Theatre/TheLionInWinter Henry II]]''
147	*** ''[[Film/TheGodfather The Gentleman of Verona]]''
148	** Giulio Machiavelli's ''[[Theatre/DonGiovanni Donna Giovanna]]''
149	** [[spoiler: Francis Drake destroying the Spanish Armada]] is reminiscent of the [[Series/GameOfThrones Battle of Blackwater]].
150	* SiblingRivalry: Charles of Provence and Henri of Orleans have a certain level of this.
151	* SmugSnake: Philip II of Spain, who plots against Francis quite frequently.
152	* SpannerInTheWorks: [[spoiler:Francis Drake. Ferdinand worked so hard on that Armada...]]
153	* StartMyOwn: [[spoiler:Francis II decides to pull a Henri VIII and separates the Gallican Church from Rome]].
154	* SuccessionCrisis: The death of [[spoiler: Queen Ursula of Spain]] prior to birthing an heir triggers one, leading to four claimants with various levels of legitimacy fighting for the throne.
155	* SuperweaponSurprise: The Haudenosaunee/Iroquois have managed to pick up some Western technology from some unfortunate Scottish colonists-to-be they captured, and are now planning to run amuck over all of northwestern North America with their GameBreaker weapons.
156	* SweetPollyOliver: [[spoiler:Winifred "Black Bill" Shakespeare]]
157	* TakeThat: InUniverse, Lope de Vega's ''[[Theatre/{{Hamlet}} Principe de Dinamarca]]'' mocks the Danes, with whom Spain is at war, while Thomas Kyd's ''[[UsefulNotes/TheRomanRepublic Tarquinius]]'' is aimed at Philip II of Spain.
158	* TeenGenius: [[spoiler:Henri III is only 13 years old when he stages a coup to take back his throne from his mother and grandmother.]]
159	* TheTheocracy: The Most Christian Republic of Naples.
160	* TomboyAndGirlyGirl: Augusta of Poland and her daughter Jadwiga.
161	* TookALevelInBadass: The Japanese acquired Western ship-building knowledge, circumnavigated the globe, and are now in the middle of colonizing Australia and eastern North America.
162	* UglyGuyHotWife: Francis II and Mary, Queen of Scots.
163	* TheUnfavorite[=/=]WellDoneSonGuy: Ferdinand of Uceda has been one ever since his older half-brother Carlos died in battle. In the end, [[spoiler:with his last words, his father laments Carlos' death, and how much better a king than Ferdinand he would've been. ''While Ferdinand is standing right next to him.'']]
164	* UnwittingPawn: Cardinal Charles de Lorraine is quite frequently played by Catherine de Medici.
165	* VillainExitStageLeft: [[spoiler: With Madrid about to fall to the Alliance, Ferdinand flees to Mexico with his family and loyalists.]]
166	* ViolentGlaswegian: Scotland's politics are... interesting.
167	* WarIsHell: Every war between France and Spain seems to be worse than the previous one.
168	** And then there's the [[ImAHumanitarian Chinese Civil War]].

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