Line #18 Funny/EerieCuties


1	* Chloe meeting Nina and finding out the object of her [[http://www.eeriecuties.com/d/20090708.html vampiric hungers]].
2	* The [[OurMonstersAreDifferent young succubus]] Chloe [[http://www.eeriecuties.com/strips-ec/i_am_happy_with_who_i_am suddenly]] [[http://www.eeriecuties.com/strips-ec/it_is..._puberty gains]] breasts.
3	-->'''Layla''': I hate you.\
4	'''[[LovableSexManiac Blair]]''': I love you.
5	* Layla, Chloe, and especially [[AllMenArePerverts Blair's]] reaction to Chloe's succubus genes kicking unexpectedly, resulting in a sudden [[BreastExpansion growth spurt]].
6	-->'''Nina''': ''([[GetAHoldOfYourselfMan trying to get through to Blair]])'' "Blair? Blair?! [[http://www.eeriecuties.com/strips-ec/i_am_happy_with_who_i_am Speak to me, Blair!]]"
7	* Nina's sudden change in expression, when she tells Ace about the legendary Vampire Queen, only to revert back to normal, just as suddenly, at the end, leaving Ace spooked!
8	-->'''Nina''': ''(with [[ScaryShinyGlasses glowing eyes]] and SlasherSmile)'' "And how widows wept over the unidentifiable remains of their husband's corpses, [[http://www.eeriecuties.com/strips-ec/kitty as virgins shed tears of blood, as the streets ran red with crimson most pure!!!]] [[MoodWhiplash Also, she had a kitty.]] [[KillerRabbit Its name was Mr. Boodles.]]"
9	* Layla's attempt to use the Chloe-zombie incident as an excuse to destroy Blair, who was also taking advantage of the situation to cop free feels. Until [[OnlySaneMan Brooke]] sees through his BS.
10	-->'''Brooke''': ''(with Blair hugging her buttocks)'' "Girls.... I don't think he's been infected by the pheromones..."
11	-->'''Blair''': ''(singing)'' [[http://www.eeriecuties.com/strips-ec/we_have_to_destroy_it%21 "Who likes short shorts? I like short shorts!"]]
12	* Would-be vampire slayer, [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Tiffany]] failing to realize she hadn't become a vampire, [[ComicallyMissingThePoint despite being squirted by a holy water squirt gun, adjusting her make-up in a cross-shaped mirror]], [[http://ace.eeriecuties.com/comics/ec20100609a.jpg and noticing that it was a bright day]].
13	* Boy!Nina encountering {{bifauxnen}} Brooke:
14	-->'''Boy!Nina:''' "Oh Noes! Blair turned Brooke into a boy too!"
15	-->'''Brooke:''' ''(deadpan)'' "I'm...I'm still a girl."
16	-->'''Nina:''' "No you're n-- '''<lifts the front of Brooke's skirt>''' Oh wait, yes, you are."
17	-->'''[[http://www.eeriecuties.com/d/20100906.html SLAP!]]'''
18	** Later in the arc, [[LovableSexManiac Blair]] gets his hands on the orb causing everyone to switch genders...and ends up causing all girls in the vicinity to turn into [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal bubbly blonde big-breasted bimbos]] that worship him. Chloe inadvertently saves the day here after demanding that Blair [[DCupDistress "make her boobs go away"]]. ItMakesSenseInContext. Sort of.
19	* The [[{{Doppelganger}} Ninaganger's]] [[PokeThePoodle completely failed]] [[https://pixietrixcomix.com/eerie-cuties/2010-03-10 attempts to be evil]]... complete with {{Evil Laugh}}s.
20	-->'''Ninaganger:''' Hmm. [[LampshadeHanging My wickedness seems a tad less abominable than once it was.]]
21	* The entire ''Kissing Booth'' bonus story, in the print edition; particularly, the part where [[spoiler: Brooke's attempt to get the booth closed down backfires]].
22	* [[http://www.eeriecuties.com/d/20091214.html "Hey, what's that?" "Chloe's baby!"]] Cue SpitTake from Brooke.
23	* Nina taking Brooke's words literally, [[http://www.eeriecuties.com/d/20110608.html by taking notes]] [[http://www.eeriecuties.com/d/20110613.html and]] [[http://www.eeriecuties.com/d/20110615.html following them]] at the dance.
24	* Maria's AmazinglyEmbarrassingParents moments [[http://www.eeriecuties.com/d/20110126.html are always good for a laugh]].
25	* The sheer fact that there's a book called ''Your Gay Sister And You'' in this universe.
26	* Brooke getting even with Layla, for tricking her and [[spoiler: girl Ace]] into getting surprise makeovers.
27	-->'''Layla:''' ''(in sing-song fashion)'' "I don't hear any scruub-biiing!"
28	-->'''Brooke:''' ''(from behind shower curtain)'' "On the bright side, [[spoiler: Ace]], you have nothing to be ashamed of. Your boobs are way bigger than Layla's."
29	-->'''Layla:''' ''(whips shower curtain open)'' "What?!!!"
30	-->'''Brooke:''' ''(evil grin, spraying Layla in the face)'' [[http://www.eeriecuties.com/strips-ec/watch_the_hands! "REVENGE!!"]]
31	* The recent crossover with its spin-off has already given us a good one: Melissa, thinking about responses to the fact that she's about to date Kade.
32	--> '''Cerise:''' ''(best friend)'' "Hmph! Don't let it get to your head."
33	--> '''Jacqui:''' ''(other best friend)'' "Oh, Kade... Someday, you'll remember me..."
34	--> '''Layla:''' ''(old rival)'' "I will murder you."
35	--> [[spoiler:'''[[Webcomic/MagickChicks Faith]]''']]: ''(new rival)'' "[[LeaningOnTheFourthWall I know you're only imagining my reaction]], but I don't know who Kade is or why I should care."
36	* Layla's discussion with her parents, which ends with her {{facepalm}}ing, when her mother [[http://www.eeriecuties.com/strips-ec/supportive_mother insists she's a lesbian]]!
37	** She tries to clear things up, in the following strip, [[HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday by insisting she likes boys]].... and ends up [[spoiler: back in an ArrangedMarriage, since her father had been about to call it off!]] [[http://www.eeriecuties.com/strips-ec/boys Layla's reaction is priceless]]!
38	* After Maria guilt trips Layla into setting Dio up with another girl, Layla haughtily assures her that she has {{Blue Blood}}s among her [[BlatantLies "legions of admirers"]]. One [[GilliganCut one panel later]], who do we see?
39	-->[[spoiler: '''Tiffany''']]: ''(eating cereal)'' "Oh c'mon, [[WesternAnimation/ThunderCats Lion-O]], she doesn't love you! Get over it!"
40	* [[spoiler: Faith's]] cameo appearance, where she [[http://www.eeriecuties.com/strips-ec/it_is_for_realsies mind-sexts Tiffany]] to remind her she's always thinking of her..... [[ReallyGetsAround while sleeping with]] [[HypocriticalHumor yet another girl]]!
41	-->'''Tiffany:''' ''(thinking)'' "My body is a deathtrap! My mind is a diamond-"
42	-->[[spoiler: '''Faith''']]: ''(mind-sexting)'' "Hey, Tiff, my strong heroine. This is your girlfriend with a telepathic message-gram. Just want to tell you I miss you, and I'm always thinking of you."
43	-->'''Other Girl:''' "[[spoiler: Faiiith]], [[ComeBackToBedHoney come back to bed]]. I'm looonelyy."
44	-->[[spoiler: '''Faith:''']] "Um... c-catch you later, Sunshine!"
45	* Tiffany asking Melissa if she'd be willing to [[spoiler: do her MagicalGirl transformation again]] so she could record it, for her "justice blog". Plus, Layla's attempt to reason with [[spoiler: [[Webcomic/MagickChicks Ash]]]], while he [[http://www.eeriecuties.com/strips-ec/not_his_beautiful_face nonchalantly pounds the tar out of Dio!]]
46	-->'''Layla:''' ''(fretfully)'' "Stop! Stop! [[NotInTheFace Not his beautiful face!]] He didn't even touch Tiffany! It was my dumbass ex-boyfriend!"
47	-->'''Kade:''' ''(surprised)'' "Ex? But Layla, [[AccidentalPervert I didn't even mean to feel her up]]!"
48	-->[[spoiler: '''Ash]] stops pounding Dio and glowers at Kade'''
49	-->'''Kade: (leans back, grinning nervously)''' "Ohhh! [[AskAStupidQuestion I probably should have shut up just now, shouldn't I?]]"
50	* [[spoiler: [[http://www.eeriecuties.com/strips-ec/i_am_not_saying_that Melissa's first official outing as a Magical Girl!]]]]
51	** The first panel alone is pure comedy gold, from Layla's expression at seeing [[spoiler: Melissa's MagicalGirl [[EmbarrassingButEmpoweringOutfit get up]]]], while Kade silently prays that [[spoiler: Ash]] forget he exists.
52	** The best part is [[spoiler: [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Tiffany]] feeding Melissa heroic lines, from behind the counter]]!
53	-->'''Melissa: (mortified)''' "Stop in... um."
54	-->'''Tiffany:''' "Pssst, pssst pssst!"
55	-->'''Melissa:''' [[BeingGoodSucks "I am NOT saying that!"]]
56	-->'''Tiffany:''' ''(whispering)'' "Secret ID!"
57	-->'''Melissa:''' ''(relenting)'' Ugh! FINE!"
58	-->'''Melisa:''' [[spoiler: "[[InTheNameOfTheMoon I the name of Peace and Justice]], I, a MagicalGirl who likes Chinese food, demand you cease and desist!"]]
59	** It gets better, 'cuz when they refuse to listen she [[spoiler: unleashes the Wand's power: [[CarebearStare Friendship & Rainbows!]]]]
60	-->'''Melissa''': ''(flabbergasted)'' "Oh, [[CurseCutShort for f--]] [[spoiler: Even [[WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway its power is embarrassing!!]]]]
61	** It gets even better! The intended effect of [[spoiler: Melissa's magical wand]] was to stop [[spoiler: Ash and Dio]] from fighting. It certainly did that, but also had a very...''unexpected'' effect.
62	-->'''Layla:''' "Sorry, Tiff, I guess seeing [[spoiler: Dio]] get hit made me realize I may still have feelings for him."
63	-->'''Tiff:''' "Oh... I understand. I'm glad he wasn't hurt."
64	-->'''Layla:''' "I best go tell him right away."
65	-->''cut to [[spoiler: Ash and Dio [[HoYay passionately kissing each other]]]]''
66	-->'''Melissa:''' ''(quickly running off-panel)'' No refunds!
67	* [[spoiler: Tiffany's]] latest cameo in ''Webcomic/VampireCheerleaders'', which reveals that ''even Maria'' [[spoiler: [[http://www.vampirecheerleaders.net/strips-vc/that_tiffany_girl knows that she's the MMAA]]. [[EverybodyKnewAlready Big surprise, right?]]]]
68	* Brooke's last minute save, during the [[spoiler: [[StripPoker 'Strip]] [[TabletopGame/TrivialPursuit Trivial Pursuit']]]] bonus strip, in the third print edition. When Layla guesses wrong on her next turn, [[spoiler: and has to remove her bra, Brooke saves her by covering Layla's boobs with her hands!]] Her justification?
69	-->'''Brooke:''' ''(smirking)'' "Ha! You boys haven't won anything yet!"
70	-->'''Kade:''' "No fair!"
71	-->'''Ace:''' "That's against the rules!"
72	-->'''Brooke:''' ''(smug)'' [[spoiler: [[LoopholeAbuse "I'm technically made of snakeskin, so I count as clothing."]]]]
73	* Have we ever mentioned that we like Ash? Seriously, this guy's [[spoiler: in the middle of a fight with [[CuteMonsterGirl Brooke]]]], looks over, happens to see [[spoiler: [[CuteWitch Melissa]]]] standing there, and makes time for small talk!
74	-->'''Ash:''' ''({{casual\|DangerDialog}}ly)'' [[spoiler: [[http://www.eeriecuties.com/strips-ec/wish_i_was_rid_of_this_thing "Oh hey, Mel. Look, I'm fighting my first monster."]]]]
75	** [[spoiler: Melissa]] comes back from [[spoiler: retrieving the wand]]... and finds he's got it all under control. [[http://www.eeriecuties.com/strips-ec/you_can_be_other_things No, really.]]
76	* So our {{manipulative\|Bastard}} [[JackassGenie runt]] (Tia) decides to crash Nina's party, when she finds out they share the same birthday. Then [[http://www.eeriecuties.com/strips-ec/in_your_dreams casts a spell on Blair]], making it so anyone who touches him gets shrunk and succeeds in cursing everyone at the party (minus Nina). But she couldn't resist [[EvilGloating the urge to gloat]] and gets cut off, mid-sentence, [[http://www.eeriecuties.com/strips-ec/i_am_not_a_surper when she realizes she's picked up Blair by mistake]].

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