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1Take one drink when...²²* There is a swooping aerial shot of Cardiff from a helicopter.²* Someone delivers or orders a pizza.²* A main character says “snog” or “snogging”²* A main character says “shag” or “shagging”²* A heterosexual snogging occurs²* Someone says “special ops”²* You can read “Torchwood” on the side of the “top secret” Torchwood mobile.²* Rhys Williams phones Gwen, or is used for comedic relief.²* Ianto looks guilty or vulnerable for no apparent reason.²²Take two drinks when...²²* Jack (doesn’t) die after being killed²* Lesbian/gay snogging occurs²* Heterosexual snogging occurs between two main characters²* Heterosexual shagging occurs²* Myfanwy the pterodactyl appears (exclude during titles)²* Anyone takes an alien artifact home without permission²²Take three drinks when...²²* There is a swooping aerial shot of Jack (or other cast member) astride a Cardiff landmark.²* A Torchwood member betrays the trust of the rest of the team²* Lesbian/gay shagging occurs²* Lesbian/gay snogging between two main characters occurs²* Heterosexual shagging between two main characters occurs²* There is a cover up for the murder/death of a member of the public²* Anyone refers to sex without resorting to euphemisms like “snogging” and “shagging”. NB: F-words don’t count.²* A random human remarks on how Torchwood is a pain in the ass.²²Take four drinks²²* Lesbian/gay shagging between two main characters occurs²* A main character get stabbed, shot or otherwise seriously injured or mutilated.²* A dismembered body part appears on screen²* There is a direct reference to Doctor Who²²Drink the entire bottle when²²* The main characters leave Earth²* The Doctor, the TARDIS or genuine companion appear in the episode (not just a body part)²* An episode ends with no sexual references at all²²——————————————————————————–²²Or...²²Take one drink when²²* Tosh gives Owen a knowing look²* Gwen gives Jack a knowing look²* Owen gives Gwen a knowing look²* Jack gives Ianto a knowing look (can be substituted for an ‘evil’ if knowing looks are not going spare)²²Take two drinks when:²²* Tosh has a good day²** Salute her before drinking if it's because she got laid.²* Whole team wears sunglasses outside on a grey day²* There is a shoe horned Americana reference to a) CSI, b) Basketball/Baseball in order to cater to BBC America etc to cater for potential American Network deals²* There is a shoe horned stereotypical Welsh reference, e.g.: Millennium Stadium, anything in welsh, rugby, to take full advantage of Cardiff potentially being marketed over in America.²* Someone/Anyone says something/anything derogatory about London.²* Someone brandishes an impressive weapon (Owen’s not included!) with a torch.²²Take three drinks when:²²* The CGI utterly lets you down²* There is no CGI in the episode²* Subtle “Who” reference is used knowingly (Can also be interpreted as knowing look between RTD and the Whovians tuning in). Clunking great lady-cybers do not class as subtle.²* Someone brandishes an impressive weapon (Owen’s not included!) in a montage.²* During any montage.²* Jack stands on a rooftop ²²Whole bottle:²²* The Torchwood Blimp takes its inaugural flight²* Weevil gives Jack a knowing look²* Little man from office in Glasgow pops in and after thirty minutes learns the art of the knowing look and leaves to go and grow his own little nest of iniquity in the windy Scottish highlands.²²[[BrainBleach Drink the entire case when:]]²²* Jack shags the Weevil²²——————————————————————————–²²Drink the entire bottle if:²²* A homosexual snog (other than Jack/Ianto) occurs under no alien influence whatsoever.²* Harkness says “What?” in response to his co-workers’ incomprehensible Welsh accents.²* The severed hand crawls into someone’s pants with the intention of committing an obscene act.²* A member of the Royal Family guest stars as a werewolf.²* Harkness shags a sheep.²²²What about drinking when:²²* Owen wears his white coat.²* Tosh says/does something that makes her look really uncool and then tries to act normal.²* Some unsuspecting soon-to-be victim does something really stupid (generally near the beginning of the episode).²* We see a scene featuring the Torchwood crew chilling together in the bat-cave.²* Gwen starts worrying about her relationship with Rhys.²²Finish the bottle when:²²* We see someone’s bare bottom (be honest – it’s only a matter of time).²* Someone says “Torchwood? Who on Earth are they? I’ve never heard of them. They must be ultra-secret.”


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