1 | List of WebOriginal/LOLCats according to [[AllThereInTheManual Cheezburger Confidential]]. |
2 | [[folder: Individual Characters]] |
3 | !Happycat |
4 | The happiest creature on the planet. [[LeetLingo 1337%]] happier than normal cats. Loves cheeseburgers and will ask you for one. |
5 | * BerserkButton: The only known instance of Happycat ''not'' being happy occurred when he went to order a cheezburger, but they were all out of them. He then became [[UnstoppableRage so angry]] that [[DemonHead his head detached from his body and started firing laser beams at civilians]]. Police arrived in time with cheezburgers to settle the issue. |
6 | ** Also, on a lesser note, about how Not Even ''VideoGame/{{Doom}}'' Music can make animal abuse funny. |
7 | * FatCat: A pleasantly plump grey cat. |
8 | %%* PerpetualSmiler |
9 | * TrademarkFavoriteFood: Cheezburgers. |
10 | |
11 | !Dr. Tinycat |
12 | [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin A tiny cat that is also a doctor]]. That's really all you need to know. |
13 | %%* BunnyEarsLawyer |
14 | %%* CloudCuckoolander: Kind of. |
15 | * DeadpanSnarker: Partly as a result of the Vicodin he takes for his condition. |
16 | * DrJerk: His condition causes him pain sometimes, so he takes Vicodin for it. Unfortunately, said pills make him a bit cold and sarcastic. |
17 | %%* InsufferableGenius |
18 | %%* [[ChildProdigy Kitten Prodigy]] |
19 | |
20 | !Ceiling Cat |
21 | Feline deity that watches us all from the infinite ceiling. Capable of miraculous deeds, but prefers a good nap. |
22 | * BigBrotherIsWatching: He watches people... masturbate, among other things. |
23 | * BigGood |
24 | ** ...Maybe, [[LightIsNotGood given]] [[KnightTemplar some]] [[GodIsEvil of]] [[EvilAllAlong his]] descriptions... |
25 | %%* CrystalDragonJesus |
26 | %%* {{God}} |
27 | %%* GodIsEvil: {{Depending on the writer}}. |
28 | * GoodCounterpart: To [[{{Satan}} Basement Cat]]. [[LightIsNotGood Supposedly]] |
29 | %%* KingOfAllCosmos: And ''how!'' |
30 | |
31 | !Basement Cat |
32 | Evil black cat that resides in the basement of eternity. Known for eating souls and recruiting minions to do his evil deeds. |
33 | %%* BigBad |
34 | * DarkIsEvil: He's a black cat who lives in a basement, and the EvilCounterpart to Ceiling Cat. |
35 | * EvilCounterpart: To [[{{God}} Ceiling Cat]] |
36 | * YourSoulIsMine: He eats souls. |
37 | |
38 | !Hipster Kitty |
39 | A cat so obscure, it's hip. Last seen wearing an expensive vintage hoodie and growing a mustache. |
40 | %%* {{Hipster}}: Duh. |
41 | * ItsPopularNowItSucks:[[invoked]] Believes in this. |
42 | |
43 | !Longcat |
44 | The longest cat known to exist. Longcat is unable to be measured with current cat measurment technology. Longcat is long. |
45 | * BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor: Longcat used to be extremely short. Then he wished to become longer, and his LiteralGenie granted it to him. He eventually became so long that he ended up in space. |
46 | * GoodCounterpart: to Tacgnol |
47 | ** LightIsNotGood[/]EvilAllAlong: The "Longcat did WTC" and other similar things. |
48 | * [[BatmanCanBreatheInSpace Longcat Can Breathe In Space]] |
49 | * ShapedLikeItself: Longcat Is Long. |
50 | |
51 | !Moral Grey Area Kitteh |
52 | Ethically ambiguous cat. Makes moral choices that are neither completely good or evil. Cat lawyer for hire. |
53 | * AmoralAttorney: Being morally grey, a lawyer was the perfect job for him. |
54 | * AstonishinglyAppropriateAppearance: He's "Moral Grey Area Kitteh", so naturally he's grey. |
55 | * {{Flanderisation}}: Began as, well, a morally relativistic kitten. Now is pretty much evil. |
56 | %%* GreyAndGreyMorality |
57 | |
58 | !Serious Cat |
59 | A cat capable of epic levels of seriousness. Has gone 2,632 days without cracking a smile. Current age: 2,632 days. |
60 | * TheComicallySerious: His serious expression and demeanor are used for comedic effect. |
61 | %%* PerpetualFrowner |
62 | * SesquipedalianLoquaciousness: Well, sesquipedalian is one of his favorite serious-sounding words. |
63 | * TheStoic: He always keeps a serious expression no matter what. |
64 | |
65 | !Tacgnol |
66 | Mindless evil clone of Longcat. Created by Basement Cat to create havoc on the world. If seen, run for your life. |
67 | * DarkIsEvil: Black cat. Seriously... |
68 | * EvilCounterpart: To Longcat. |
69 | * [[InherentlyFunnyWords Inherently Dirty-Sounding Words]]: "coccyx", [[Fanfic/MyImmortal "masticate"]] and "Volvo", according to his reference page. |
70 | * SdrawkcabName: His name is Longcat's name spelled backwards. |
71 | * {{Tykebomb}}: Sort of. He was made for the purpose of being a pure evil counterpart to Longcat. |
72 | |
73 | !Lolrus |
74 | A giant seal that is fond of his little blue bucket. Bucket was stolen by a bad man. Lolrus has been searching for it ever since. |
75 | * CompanionCube: Lolrus and Bukkit. |
76 | * {{Determinator}}: Lolrus will stop at nothing to find his Bukkit. |
77 | * GentleGiant: Despite being bigger than a man, he's usually peaceful and polite. But sometimes not. See WilyWalrus below. |
78 | * GoodWithNumbers: Bukkit is a bit of a math nerd. |
79 | * TrademarkFavoriteFood: Fishies. |
80 | * WarmHeartedWalrus: A benevolent creature who just wants his bukkit back. Most of the time. See WilyWalrus below. |
81 | * WilyWalrus: Though he's usually a nice guy, there are some pictures that portray him as more violent in his pursuit of the bukkit. |
82 | |
83 | !Monorail cat |
84 | Runs along on a track, and is frequently out of service. |
85 | |
86 | !Business Cat |
87 | Known for making work SeriousBusiness...when he isn't stopping to do cat stuff. |
88 | |
89 | !Hovercat |
90 | Flys along just over the ground, appears to have no legs due to the photo angle. Successor to Monorail Cat. |
91 | [[/folder]] |
92 | |
93 | [[folder: Groups, Organizations, Other]] |
94 | !The Itteh Bitteh Kitteh Committeh |
95 | Secret society of small kitties making sure that the world stays adorable. Like ''Film/FightClub'' [[DisSimile only without fighting]]. |
96 | %%* EverythingsCuterWithKittens |
97 | * ImTakingHerHomeWithMe: Guarenteed, you '''will''' have this reaction to them. |
98 | * {{Moe}}:[[invoked]] Their society's conditions require members to be this. Small, adorable, and must be adorable while doing something that is decidedly not cute. Like barfing. |
99 | * RidiculouslyCuteCritter: Their whole shtick. |
100 | [[/folder]] |
101 | |
102 | [[folder: Real Cats Memes]] |
103 | Real cats that frequently show up on the Cheezburger site/in the memes, as well as other places online: |
104 | !Grumpy Cat |
105 | Real name Tardar Sauce, has a type of feline dwarfism. Known for being even grumpier than Serious Cat. Hates everything. Stars in her own move, ''Film/GrumpyCatsWorstChristmasEver''. |
106 | |
107 | * PerpetualFrowner: In her case, it's just her facial anatomy. |
108 | |
109 | !Colonel Meow: Also known for grumpiness, due to his expression. |
110 | * PerpetualFrowner |
111 | |
112 | !Lil Bub |
113 | Female cat known for her distinctive face and perma-kitten appearance due to a genetic mutation. |
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