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1* The United States and the Soviets putting aside all differences to fight xenocidal aliens... this is going to be fun.
2* After Xelly reveals her plans for humanity she is given a [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech Reason You Suck Speech]] by the world leaders present at the UN meeting.
3--> UsefulNotes/MikhailGorbachev: "What happened in the Pacific?"
4--> Xenolestia: "Do you mean the ships that were in the area that's now Equestria? Those that were on the ships were [[WouldBeRudeToSayGenocide converted into ponies]] and now live in Equestria."
5--> Li Xiannian: "Do you have any idea how many resources were on the ships? Do you know you just kidnapped two thousand Chinese citizens?"
6--> Xenolestia: "Like it matters to you, all you care about is power, not your people. They will be happier in Eques-"
7--> UsefulNotes/RonaldReagan: [[ArmorPiercingQuestion "Then why don't you let people decide for themselves? Why do you have to do this against their will?"]]
8--> Xenolestia: (At a lost for words) "Well, uh-"
9--> Gorbachev: "We can live in peace. We don't need this, and you shouldn't either, we can work something out."
10--> Xenolestia: War cannot happen, however, you cannot continue your self-destructive behavior, so join me, or I will force it with my magic. And you won't like it."
11** And at the end of the speech, Regan actually has the stones to '''[[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu punch Xenolestia right in the face]]'''!
12* How do the Soviets destroy the barrier? With a ''goddamn nuke'' that's how!

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