Reviews: Bayonetta

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Why didn't this sell better?
I can suplex a dragon, breakdance through the armies of heaven, beat the ever loving shit out of God before punching her soul into the sun before kicking her ass some more, all while stripping and still somehow managing to be a dependable, reliable mother figure.

Also, Fly me to the motherfucking moon is playing the entire goddamn time. Why didn't this sell better, seriously.
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Why didn't this sell well?
I can suplex dragons and smash things into buildings and slash open angels and punch god into the sun and then go inside the sun and smash god into pieces while throughout it all fly me to the damn moon is playing.

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