Bloody Fossil
Shut up DadSnowcloner, you're not my real dad!
A different shape every step I take A different mind every step of the line
Gristknife
Shut up Dad Justice, I'll play the game my own way!
You really should take four years of foreign language if you want to go to college.
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
Ghosts' Poet
Shut up, Dad Principal, I'm using my electives on art classes!
Son, remember to be nice when you're on the forums.
edited 9th Aug '10 1:23:33 PM by yarrunmace
you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
Shut up DadMod, you're not my real dad!
You play too many video games, son.
edited 9th Aug '10 1:25:35 PM by Perseus
Trans rights are human rights.
Ghosts' Poet
Shut up, Dad Thompson, Halo is life!
Son, you're adopted. But I still love you.
you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
Dreams of Revenge
Shut up, DadAdopter! You're not my r-real d-dad...
-cries-
Son, you've got to remember to apply back pressure, otherwise you'll collapse the nose wheel!
Locking you up on radar since '09
DUMB
Shut up dadpilot, you're not my real dad!
Son, I have just two pieces of advice for you: Never play tricks with a Sicilian when death is on the line, and never get involved in a land war in Asia.
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Bloody Fossil
Shut up DadTactician, you're not my real dad!
My son, it is time for you to learn what it means to be a man.
A different shape every step I take A different mind every step of the line
Defiler of Shops
Shut up daddad, you're my real dad!
Left Right Left Right Up Up Up Up Up A A A A A A will only make you look bad.
Soul is ugly.
Dreams of Revenge
^^Shut up DadWarrior, you're not my real dad!
^Shut up DadGamer, you're not my real dad!
Look here son, let the fish take the bait and then strike!
edited 9th Aug '10 1:41:50 PM by Flanker66
Locking you up on radar since '09
Face me now, Bitch!
Shut up Dadfisher, your not my real dad!
Son, if you want to have sex with your girlfirned that badly, use protection.
edited 9th Aug '10 1:43:30 PM by Demongodofchaos2
Watch Symphogear
Ghosts' Poet
I'm feeling bad about my last post now
Shut up, Dad PSA, you're not my real dad!
So, son, you want to go fishing?
edited 9th Aug '10 1:50:29 PM by yarrunmace
you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
Writer of horse words
Shut up dad whowantstobondwithme, you’re not my real dad!
Remember, when you drive alone, you drive with Hitler!
Ghosts' Poet
Shut up, Dad Delano Roosevelt, you're supposed to be dead!
Son, 
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Shut up, DadFashionNerd, you're not my real dad!
Son, kick reason to the curb and go Beyond the Impossible! YOURS IS THE DRILL THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
Shut up, Dadmanlinessincarnate, you're not my real dad!
Son, remember, when shooting at a target beyond the distance your scope is calibrated for, you either readjust your scope or compensate manually...
edited 9th Aug '10 2:08:28 PM by l3wt
When in deadly danger, When beset by doubt, Run in little circles, Wave your arms and shout.
Ghosts' Poet
^ Shut up, Dad Kamina, I don't like sunglasses!
Shut up, Dad Sniper, I don't want to be Australian!
Son, let me tell you how I met my wife.
edited 9th Aug '10 2:09:36 PM by yarrunmace
you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
Black Inches
^^ Shut up, DadAssassin, you're not my real dad!
^ Shut up, DadRomantic, you're not my real dad!
Don't overdo it! First Aid!
edited 9th Aug '10 2:10:49 PM by Darxzero
Escape.
Writer of horse words
Shut up Daddedic, You’re not my real dad!
Killing me won’t bring back your GODDAMN honey!
edited 9th Aug '10 2:21:23 PM by Justice4243
Justice is a joy to the godly, but it terrifies evildoers.Proverbs21:15 FimFiction account.
Ghosts' Poet
Shut up, Dad Pooh, you're not my real dad!
Well, it turns out that the mystery man was actually this French guy. Who knew?
edited 9th Aug '10 3:34:56 PM by yarrunmace
you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
Bibliophile.
Shut up Dadmom, you're not my real dad!
Use proper spelling and grammar.
Never be without a Hat! Hot means heat. I don't care if your usage dates to 1300, it's my word, not yours. My Pm box is open.
Writer of horse words
Shutup dadnazi ur not my real dad!
The most important kitchen implement is a good, sharp knife
Justice is a joy to the godly, but it terrifies evildoers.Proverbs21:15 FimFiction account.
Shut up, Dad Grocery Ad! You aren't my real cook!
Remember, lad, always be sure to brush your teeth three times a day. You don't want to get plaque, do you?
The Danse Macabre Codex
Shut up, Daddentist, you're not my real dad!
Two scoops of raisins are better than one.
we are not the same you will hear my voice
Inspired by this thread
which was inspired by this comic
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Each poster yells at the poster above them in the style of “Shut up Dad_____, you’re not my real dad.” (Variants welcome) and follows that post with some instructions or advice for the next poster *
edited 9th Aug '10 1:13:56 PM by Justice4243
Justice is a joy to the godly, but it terrifies evildoers.Proverbs21:15 FimFiction account.