I take cool pictures of stuff.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Maid of Time
Dark Master of Stairs
Shining viper microscope; I dun even know, man.
"I'm not a nerd. I'm a specialist." ~Sousuke Sagara
Electric Heart
It's just like chess: never put your king in the middle of the board.
whatever he can
Vague statement.
dead devotion
I do eat bacon, you know. I'm not an orthodox Jew.
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death itself may die."
Hi,...I have no name
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"That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death itself may die."
Humans disturb him
I can't understand this language, so fuck it.
Some folks on the Internet think they're a special GIFT to the world, and others aren't. In this perspective, they're kind of right.
Konknitive Dissonance
I refuse to allow TV Tropes to completely overwhelm me!
Sinful Saint
Rachel! I need to show you my Pokemans!
If you meet me have some courtesy, have some sympathy, have some taste. Use all your well-learned politesse or I'll lay your soul to waste.
What's eatin' you, chief?
Don't mind me, I'm just going to inadvertently slay a thread
War is God.
Konknitive Dissonance
I AM GOING TO MINDFUCK YOU
edited 11th Jan '14 3:32:39 PM by Konkfan7
"Just as planned."
And here, I shall proclaim something and greet people with 'brethren'.
"Did you expect somebody else?"
//smokes pipe and references Magritte
i just want to sell out my funeral
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-sipping tea while shoving knitting needles down tear ducts-
-accepting names that are far too definite for her handle-
edited 11th Jan '14 3:44:30 PM by TAPETRVE
Fear the cinnamon sugar swirl. By the Gods, fear it, Laurence.
Konknitive Dissonance
-says something wise and mature-
What's eatin' you, chief?
-things in single dashes-
War is God.
//posts something based on the person's post in this thread
edited 11th Jan '14 3:50:18 PM by SheWhoMustNotBeNamed
i just want to sell out my funeral
"Just as planned."
This is a message from an individual named for a flower given at random which references popular culture the older individuals on seats by their lawns will not be familiar with.
"Did you expect somebody else?"
Konknitive Dissonance
-smokes and acts like a succubus-
~complains about too much homework~
\*gloats about being in a state where it rains*
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Konknitive Dissonance
-feels bad because he thinks he killed a thread-
I will eat your soul after I shake your hand. Not before nor after.
dead devotion