The weapon name game!

A large two-handed hammer with what appears to be a teddy bear in place of a hammer head. Excellent for crushing armor, smashing skulls, and entertaining small children.

Valentine's Massacre

A pink chainsaw with paper hearts attached to it.

Disco Blade

A straight sword with blinking lights lined along the blade and hilt. When activated, the lights emit beams at all direction while playing kickass electronic music. It's also heavy and very unwieldly.

Caernarvon

"It isn't like it's a bad weapon. It's just too... alive for my taste." - Lord Felstrad

A living blade. Sometimes, it chooses to become a gigantic, rock-covered axe. At other times, it manifests as a spear and tower shield. Unlike other living weapons, this one has no ulterior motives. It only seeks to be wielded by one who is strong enough.

Raziel's Delight

An exceedingly light and beautiful shortsword. It is unadorned by gems or the like but its metal has a unqiue and eye catching sheen to it. It has the ability to parry and deflect spells back at the caster. It is sentient but its only goal is self glorification in aid of or at the expense of its weilder. It is said to have been fully loyal to its first user Raziel though.

Elvëanar

edited 9th Feb '15 5:41:05 AM by Laicamir

A long ornate spear with a tip suitable for both stabbing and slashing. The ancient rites set upon it - remembering times of the old ones - make it especially effective against elves. A mere gash is enough to boil such an elf's blood and kill them on the spot.

Keindahan.

A curved steel dagger adorned with emeralds, brass, and ivory. The weapon is so stunningly beautiful, once a group of warriors were entranced by the sight of it before being struck down by the blade. Some say that a spirit dwelling inside the blade is the source of the weapon's beauty, others say that it is because of the legendary craftmanship of the bladesmith.

Tiger's Claw

a pair of pawlike knuckledusters ornated with tiger bones

Dragon Stomach

edited 22nd Feb '15 6:51:05 AM by Blackie

A napalm-based flamethrower with an unusually large fuel capacity.

Hyperdense Neutron Hammer

An extremely heavy but compact warhammer made out of unknown materials. The weapon is so heavy that it can sink to the ground when placed on soft terrain. However, every hit from this weapon also produces a blast of energy that can annihilate things its enormous mass cannot crush.

Zimmerflak

edited 3rd Mar '15 6:00:30 PM by ArmoredFury

A magical cube that can be thrown at stuff. When it hits a sentient flying or floating entity, it turns into a room and traps the entity in it while obliterating it with cannons.

Il'ansi'el X½en Rin³

A giant protractor crossbow that shoots numbers at the enemy.

The Polyp Polyphony

A biological weapon resembling a fleshy mucous bulbs growing on walls and floors. The bulbs are set to explode when it detects change in pressure and/or sound, making it a sort of biological mine. The explosion also release deadly toxins into the air.

Hunting Cannon

A hunting rifle that works as a whole-arm Arm Cannon and fires energy bullets.

Sack of Nails.

Just that, a sack of nails protruding from the inside with a knot at the top where one can safely hold it.

Fandango

A schimitar wich can only be used by Spanish people

Apple Buster

A small club that can bust apples with ease. Not all that useful in battle, though.

Bitcher Knife

This possessed knife makes snide comments on your lack of style, inelegance and weakness whenever you use it.

Snarlhand

A clawed gauntlet modeled on a tiger's claw. Users may feel compelled to snarl like a tiger, but are advised to resist the temptation to avoid looking silly.

The Miracle of Saint Frank.

A spiked cudgel made of alchemical silver and reinforced with damascene steel. Makes an absolute mincemeat out of undead.

Hrothgar.

A rugged spear made from silvered steel by a master blacksmith. Its head features barbed hooks that can shred flesh when pulled out of a wound. The weapon has superb handling and balance that gives it quick recovery between thrusts, assuming one can handle the bulk first.

The Doomstack

A somewhat scruffy looking sack that sends any living being placed completely inside it into the void. This cannot be defended against in any way. Objects placed within it, excluding those held or worn by a living being, are immediately destroyed.

Tendrils of the Outermost Stars

edited 20th Jun '15 4:17:10 AM by Laithelryn

a whip like weapon with many whips that can stick to whatever the wielder wants them to, it is powered by a black hole.

The hrtjk'jmkmæ bush

A bush that produces airborne neurotoxins so powerful that they could reduce linguistic doctors to incomprehensible babbling and, eventually, a permanent vegetative (or braindead) state in a matter of seconds.

Juuchi Yosamu

A good natured and cordial katana that was created by hippies, from hippies in the nineteen-seventies as a way to prevent war. The blade is dull, but it is capable of talking almost anyone out of violence.
Thief's Grin

edited 23rd Jun '15 1:56:02 PM by Elyzian