Lizard Metabolism
A double-barreled revolver loaded with heavy .500 Magnum cartridges capable of leveling down anything short of an armored car.
Propaganda.
How do lizards fly?
Tief girl with eartude
A military grade piece of malware designed to slowly infect the infrastructure of a nation and subtly filter the flow of information around it to increase dissent (or whatever other agenda the user has).
Tree Branch
edited 5th Jul '14 3:14:14 PM by Bisected8
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
It looks like an ordinary branch... but it's secretly a club in disguise.
Good for bludgeoning.
the ammotaker.
edited 5th Jul '14 3:04:38 PM by mynameis:
my current job
Exactly What It Says on the Tin, a gun that steals the other team's ammunition. Ironically, it is the most susceptible to the ability.
The Astral Hell.
edited 6th Jul '14 1:00:44 PM by WilliamRadarStorm
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
A gun that teleports your opponent into the center of the sun.
The Big Claim
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
The Louisiana purchase. All that landmass is converted to raw energy which is then used to shape into being any claim made by the caster.
Has a 40% chance to accidentally backfire and drop the purchase on the user, unfortunately.
AIZEN'S PLAN
I am the once and future king.
my current job
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
NEW WEAPON:
Spiral Lance
edited 24th Jul '14 4:23:22 PM by OmegaShadowcry
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
A lance with spikes sticking out of it in a spiral pattern down its length. Spins at a blistering speed once inside the enemy to make the worst wounds possible.
The Low Down Left-Handed Dirty Hound Dog
Lizard Metabolism
A pistol made specifically for left-handed folks, firing combustion rounds. It has an alternate mode of fire where an user simply ejects a set off clip right into someone, about to explode.
Heavy African.
How do lizards fly?
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
Half-tribal hunting weapon, half-modern combat weapon. In essence, it's a spear with a hammer at the back. But d@mn if it doesn't hurt when it hits.
Giga Drill Screwdriver
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
It looks like a screwdriver, but when you push the button on the back, the top begins spinning at ludicrous speeds, able to drill through anything.
The claw of deliberately excessive mutilation.
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Not Your Friend
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
An incredibly large hammer, about the size of an Aircraft carrier. Primarily carried by heavy-armor combat mechs.
The Eternal Symphony
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
The sharpest of Blades
A giant organ mounted on a heavy assault tank chassis. When played, the organ emits devastating sonic shockwaves that can decimate the surrounding area.
Parade of Lunacy
DORYOKU, MIRAI, A BEAUTIFUL STAR
Wicked Flight
A long and narrow sword that, when swung, emmits an eerie whistling sound that drives animals and humans alike to utter insanity.
Anti-Onyma
edited 31st Jul '14 9:11:30 PM by LaughterMostInsane
Sword goes in, gold comes out! Sword goes in, gold comes out! IN THIS PLACE, MEN BLEED GOLD! CUT THE JUGULAR! REAP THE SHINY HARVEST!
Breath of the Sun
A shield that grows stronger the more well-known the weapon used against it is.
The Thing That Feeds On Life
What is so amusing about this? Why do you take lives? How can you forget?
Wicked Flight
A dark and powerful mace with untold potential for devastation, but the user will find the mace feeding of their life-force in order to gain enough energy.
Sun Unrisen
Sword goes in, gold comes out! Sword goes in, gold comes out! IN THIS PLACE, MEN BLEED GOLD! CUT THE JUGULAR! REAP THE SHINY HARVEST!
A grenade that gives the illusory effect of nighttime.
Your Mother
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
A crowbar that constantly cracks yo mama jokes against its wielder.
The Heart of Day
Wicked Flight
A heavy sword that pulses with light and heat energy, but before use you have to leave it in the sun for a day to charge.
Fragmentation Line
Sword goes in, gold comes out! Sword goes in, gold comes out! IN THIS PLACE, MEN BLEED GOLD! CUT THE JUGULAR! REAP THE SHINY HARVEST!
A line of spikes that explode when stepped on. Really effective for defense.
Another Man's Trash
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
Classic
A gun that scoops up trash, and turns it into bullets that look like pieces of treasure.
Righteous Indignation
"Never let anyone tell you that something is impossible." - Monty Oum, 1981-2015
An ornately decorated bastard sword. It heats up in the presence of evil, Eventually, bursting into a particularly bright flame.
It can only be used to stop evil.
The Emancipator & the Proclamator.
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A huge pair of shears with twisted, black blades. Can cut through muscle, bone and any armour with no trouble.
The Wily Old Uncle