A Blaster cannon which only works with undead.

Orange Crusher

A Gun that crushes oranges to use the juice for ammo, and then shoots it out as a combination of orange juice and Hydroiodic Acid.

The Thread Necromancer’s Respite.

Try out my new forum game! Man this formating is hard.

A large hammer with a head in the shape of a can of orange Crush soda.

A massive sewing needle with the ability to resuscitate the dead.

Heaven's Boon

Edited by Pogakure on Apr 29th 2021 at 8:22:42 AM

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HEAVEN'S BOON

PLATINUM SCEPTRE

Sceptre Quality: +20% Physical Damage: 61.2 - 91.2 Critical Strike Chance: 5.00% Attacks per Second: 1.0 Weapon Range: 11

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Requires level 62, 113 STR, 113 INT

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30% increased Elemental Damage

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Create Consecrated Ground^* You and your Allies regenerate additional 6% of maximum life per second while on Consecrated Ground. Hits against enemies standing on Consecrated Ground have 100% increased Critical Strike chance when you Channel a Skill Take 10% reduced damage when you Channel a Skill on Consecrated Ground Enemy chance to hit you on Consecrated Ground is Unlucky^* rolls a number twice and picks the worst result Hits have 32% increased chance to inflict non-damaging Ailments to enemies standing on Consecrated Ground Trigger level 20 Zealotry^* Casts an aura that grants bonuses to damage and critical strike chance of spells to you and your allies, and gives a chance to create Consecrated Ground against stronger enemies. for 10 seconds when you receive a savage hit^* a savage hit is a hit that removes at least 15% of the target's maximum life on Consecrated Ground 47% increased Consecrated Ground radius

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"The Blessed Creator, praise be His name, bestowed divine tools upon His children so that they may banish evil from the land forevermore."

- excerpt from an antique verse

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Amogusbane, Based Blade of Cringe-Slaying

Edited by ArmoredFury on May 14th 2021 at 3:47:20 PM

Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing

el bumperino

Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing

Deals damage based on how short of a time someone has left on this world, it was originally created as a spare the old dying but it saw the most use killing the undead.

The Star Mortar.

Edited by JKBenbot on Jul 13th 2021 at 8:32:52 AM

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A giant ass mortar that can fire off stars hotter than the sun.

The Dirty Blade.

I’m too much of a coward to get anything done…

A Swiss army knife that's only has two options; a blade covered in dirt and a buttplug.

The Dong-inator!

Victor of HGS S320 | "There's rosemary, that's for remembrance. Pray you, love, remember."

Once a piece of the Great Bell of Sachenburg, now an improvised bludgeoning instrument. As the bell once adorned the St. Julianne's Grand Cathedral, it transformed over time into a holy relic; legends tell how the bell can be heard tolling hundreds of kilometers away to call the faithful. The bell was one of the artifacts destroyed during the sacking of the city. This striker is all that remains of it, carrying but a fraction of the relic's original power. Every hit will release a sonorous ring reminiscent of the Great Bell of yore, causing nearby enemies to flinch or become stunned.

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AX-13 Infantry Support System (Initial Production Run)

Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing

An human size walking sentry that can uses weapons from rifles to RPG's

Mac-9000

I’m too much of a coward to get anything done…

bump

I’m too much of a coward to get anything done…

Bump again

I’m too much of a coward to get anything done…

A Far Future high tech gun dagger, from a alternate universe in which The Apple Company made weapons. It’s use is in slaying gods who often cannot give themselves immunity to it.

Midas’ Return to Grace

Try out my new forum game! Man this formating is hard.

A cumbersome radiant lance that inexplicably materialized out of pure gold, with the capabilities of blocking powerful attacks and anchoring a user against any overwhelming forces that would misplace them otherwise (e.g. a tornado). Under all circumstances, it's impossible to be sold; if an attempt is made, it will absorb the amount of currency it was listed for upon purchase, grow even sturdier, and curse the seller by framing them as a scammer.

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Expunged Love

Edited by TomoeHawk on Jan 11th 2022 at 7:33:55 AM

A staff with a heart-shaped ruby covered in black glass on one end of it. When used, it “censors” all forms of love or love-related activities by forming a black bar around the censored object.

Fury of Laniakea

Cambrian animals sure are weird, am I right?

A sword of the last warrior of the former country of Laniakea, it has the collected fury and passion of all of the residents stored inside it, and when used, the energy expels

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The cute killer

Edited by Chibi-Robo on Jan 15th 2022 at 4:21:04 AM

Molly found a dead body.

A magic spell made by an angry old guy, this spell kills anything that is seen as "Cute" by making them explode.

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Gunpowder Chains

I’m too much of a coward to get anything done…

A length of metallic chains affixed to a sword-like handle. The chains are perpetually coated in a sticky, translucent liquid, which will detonate upon striking a hard surface with the force of a concussion grenade. Great skill is required to avoid hurting oneself via a misplaced swing.

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Dual Dueling Pistols of the Rouge Rogue

Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing

Two pistols, they can be tuened into and then used as swords.

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The Glasster

   ...I-it's been a while, hasn't it?   

A customized blowtorch with a changed chemical formula, firing out a white-hot stream that turns things to glass with the intense application - hence the name.

Qwerty.

How do lizards fly?

The keyboard of the computer that has the nuclear codes.

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Pyroscythe

Please visit the "AITA" forum game

A pimped-out scythe with a flamethrower on its head. Doubles all physical damage as fire damage.

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Starflinger

Edited by AoeAbility on Mar 9th 2022 at 9:32:23 AM

You keep using the term "POV". I do not think it means what you think it means.

A titanic weapon mounted on United Nations of Earth's capital starships. It consists of a humongous grav-hook capable of anchoring city-sizes asteroids, mated into a giant mass driver complex to launch it at relativistic speeds. The resulting projectile would then impact the target (usually a planet) with enough force to scour entire worlds clean.

Originally designed to circumvent anti-gravitational weapon treaties, as the grav-hook is only used to "load" the projectile instead of propelling it. Regardless, the weapon drew numerous criticisms from other Star League member nations, and it is only kept in service through UNE's veto powers.

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Toyota Tacoma (Dirge of the Destroyer)

Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing

An upgraded version of a pickup truck with Gatling guns attached to it.

Silver Scream.

Brutal

A loud scream that turns all humans within 1 meter of the scream radius into silver, but kills vampires in one hit.

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Soul Greaves.

Everything that lives is designed to end...