This is a thread for people who will not be or have not been on the site for a while, whether due to real life or to resist an internet addiction, the latter of which is encouraged within reason. Also, talk about the benefits/whatever of taking a day or a weekend off, or things to do when not online. TV Tropes ruining your life is nothing to be proud of.
Generally, expect the following from this thread:
- People announcing their departure or return.
- Moderators announcing a significant forum ban — not trolls or vandals, but someone people will notice and miss.
- Inquiries about an absent troper.
- Responses to inquiries about an absent troper.
Edited by GastonRabbit on Feb 10th 2023 at 3:48:36 AM
Phew.
-dyes hair brown-
HAMMERED.
I'm an Irene!
That means I'd be banned again. Although my alternate form has blonde hair... but still...
Quest 64 thread
cannot into space
MY HAIR IS MORE OF A DIRTY BLONDE, I SWEAR
Go play Kentucky Route Zero. Now.
Lost in Space
I'm dark brown-black with a significant helping of gray. Not sure what that qualifies me as.
"It's Occam's Shuriken! If the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas!"
Princess Ymir's knightess
Damnit, I knew this was a mistake! 
It means we need to ban each other, Fighteer!
"If you aren't him, then you apparently got your brain from the same discount retailer, so..." - Fighteer
Princess Ymir's knightess
Dye your hair blonde, everyone. It's an awesome color. 
I did once... Eight years ago.
I want to dye it red...
I have red hair right now.
"I don't know how I do it. I'm like the Mr. Bean of sex." -Drunkscriblerian
I'm dying my hair like Rainbow Dash's hair! *Is probably joking.*
edited 13th Jun '12 2:36:51 PM by deathpigeon
MWHAHAHAHAHA.
I am black-haired!
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Which one is that? That's the purple one, right?
Lost in Space
My wife wants me to dye my hair back to its original color; she thinks it's ridiculous for me to be half grey at 36. I told her it looks dignified on a man.
... What were we talking about, again?
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DO IT
edited 13th Jun '12 2:38:52 PM by Fighteer
"It's Occam's Shuriken! If the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas!"
TV Tropes' Sonic Wiki Curator
Hm... I guess I'll dye my hair blue. I mean, a black man with blue hair will totally not be conspicuous, right, guys?
Experience has taught me to investigate anything that glows.Isn't Rainbow Dash blue?
FUND IT
Fighteer, my mother says the same thing to my father, if it makes you feel better. 
edited 13th Jun '12 2:39:54 PM by lu127
"If you aren't him, then you apparently got your brain from the same discount retailer, so..." - Fighteer
I dunno which one is which. :/
@Fighteer: We were talking about how you'd be absent while your wife tied you down and dyed your hair.
...Rainbow Dash has rainbow hair...
I'm an Irene!
Malicious
I've always found black and auburn hair to the coolest hair colors.
I was wondering why frisbees got bigger as they got closer then it hit me.
If it was Absent Hair, wouldn't we all be bald?
Lost in Space
If there is one thing I am even more forbidden to do than grow a beard, it's go bald/crew cut.
"It's Occam's Shuriken! If the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas!"
I'm not sure if I want flamboyant red hair, light red-orange hair, or a sort of dark red.
Fighteer, you sound like my dad...BALD HAIR IS EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL.
"If you aren't him, then you apparently got your brain from the same discount retailer, so..." - Fighteer
Well, damn. Does this mean I have to ban myself?
Waiting on a TRS slot? Finishing off one of these cleaning efforts will usually open one up.