All Purpose Negima Fanfiction Thread

I don't think that's official - mostly because it reads like it was written by a chimp that just recovered from its brain melting.

himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru supai katsudou torishimari

It's way too late by now and I've really gotta go sleep, but in a nutshell, the account's been blocked.

Huh. It was mine, go figure. I didn't remember that. Basically, when Hotmail changed to Outlook, the account was blocked and I couldn't unblock it. Now I use Gmail anyway.

Fritz the cat snuck into a shower with Chisame?

Considering he says that the pickup line worked, that would also mean he hit that, as well.

himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru supai katsudou torishimari

It's a line he tries in the movie (and I think the comics as well) with three women at once, and somehow it worked.

Well, from what I remember of Fritz, he is a little bit smoother than Chamo.

Which isn't saying much really. For Christ's sake, I'M smoother than Chamo. And I have all of the subtlety of an artillery cannon going off near your head.

Madman with a box? I'm a madman with a semi, a pretzel bender and a Heart of Gold!

I like to think that most if not all of us Iridians are "smoother than Chamo" in at least the sense that each of us is smart enough to immediately recognize that a lot of what Chamo thinks is a good approach to wooing girls is extremely flawed or won't work unless you're dealing with a girl who is either really desperate or really slutty.

Fiat iustitia, et pereat mundus.

I assume ermines, like most other mammals, generally act on heat periods and are a lot more eager to breed, even at an early age, not to mention their lack of nudity taboos. Chamo understands the differences from an intellectual level, but instinctively and subconsciously he can't help being affected by his animal nature, making him think human girls are as easy to approach.

Incidentally, Chamo's extremely forward attitude would actually kinda work in real life because one of the biggest turn ons for young women who aren't using their brains very much (IE the average girl you meet at a bar or nightclub)?

Confidence. Generally, when they've got their higher functions inhinibited thanks to the large amounts of alcohol they have no doubt ingested, they think less like a rational person and more like a mammal looking for a worthy mate, and it just so happens to be that nature wants us to make strong, not pretty, babies.

himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru supai katsudou torishimari

Of course, a problem with that is the fact that intoxication can just as easily impair one's sense of judgment of how confident the other person sounds/behaves.

edited 27th Jun '16 3:33:42 PM by MarqFJA

Fiat iustitia, et pereat mundus.

... Do I even need to type out the 'sigh' by this point?

himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru supai katsudou torishimari

Hey, all I did was point out the natural catch. I didn't say that it completely debunks your interpretation (which it doesn't; it just adds a risk that could be used for Hilarity Ensues).

Fiat iustitia, et pereat mundus.

I know no person that would fall for a Ermine while intoxicated.

...

At least, I hope so.

Anyway, the confidence thing I'll vouch for, but there is a difference between confidence and being creepy/aggressive. If Chamo's attraction ventured beyond articles of clothing and money, he'd probably fall into the overbearing camp.

Unless they're so drunk they mistake him for a dildo...

That's a possibility.

Dude, there are people who are into dogs, cats, horses, and/or all sorts of other animals without getting drunk.

Fiat iustitia, et pereat mundus.

...We're talking about a talking animal trying to pick someone up. Going off on a bender or just being so sexually repressed that goats are A-okay is kinda different.

You said that you "know no person that would fall for a Ermine while intoxicated."

Fiat iustitia, et pereat mundus.

You're missing the point, and I don't this is one of your doing-it-intentionally-for-the-lulz instances.

No, I'm pretty sure he gets the point, is just being pedantic. It happens to all of us.

If we're being pedantic, let me point out trying to have sex with an animal is very different from falling for an animal. Much like wanting to have an one night stand with a person is different from falling heads over heels in love with said person.

edited 28th Jun '16 5:47:15 PM by NapoleonDeCheese

Hey guys whats going...

-beastiality jokes-

-beastiality debate-

You know what, I'll comeback later.

edited 28th Jun '16 7:16:25 PM by unlikelyauthor

Fate Grand Order players will know me as Ryusei-Go.

Considering by the end Negi himself does become an inhuman creature who just happens to look human...

... and considering how he turns out after all, even the 'acts human' part is debatable...

edited 28th Jun '16 7:16:55 PM by NapoleonDeCheese

Unrelated, but the thought just occurred to me. Regarding the discussion about the "Mahora Verse" and where certain works fit into it, AI Love You is canon existing alongside (or at least before) Negima. As I've pointed out before, Satomi directly referenced the main characters/plot of AI Love You while going off on her wall of text rant about the nature of AI and love in her spotlight chapter.

-Goes back to putting together a Gunpla model for Keitaro-

edited 28th Jun '16 7:18:54 PM by Cganale

Do you think Chachamaru has a rectal thermometer mounted on her pelvis?