All Purpose Negima Fanfiction Thread

For the record: anyone who says it was me is a damned liar.

I hate shitty tea.

All my life, I've always been forced to drink really, really shitty, brand X tea.

Never again.

Rule #1: Never piss off a man who knows how to use a nailgun and knows where you sleep.

Addendum: Never piss off anyone in a house filled with explosives, power tools and loose magical gadgets.

You realize that also goes for you not pissing anyone else off, right?

Kinda wonder what we're going to end up doing to that one pastor who thinks Nekane's a whore for living with us

Pshaw, everyone knows that they're useless without an air compresser, and by the time you set that up, I'd already be peeing in your breakfast in retaliation.

I intend to annoy the pastor by preaching Filipino Flavor Roman Catholicism in front of his house.

Iridia seems to be down again, and this time I'm reasonably sure it's not from my end.

That's something we need to devote an entire section to...

This guy going too far in harassing Nekane and invoking the divine, rainbow-colored wrath.

It seems to have returned for the time being.

OM, did you get the edits?

Oh, yes, thanks, I did.

You keeping the thing with Sasuke being a vampire?

It really doesn't change anything too important for my setting anyway, so... Sure, Why Not?

Yay! I contributed!

The classic neck bite, stone mask, sparkly, or STD?

Twilight Sparkle screwed up working a spell on some fruit bats while he was using this Sharingan to hold them immobile.

Ah. Batman, then.

Edit: Manbat. Manbat.

edited 20th Nov '14 6:51:45 PM by Hyp3rB14d3

Unless there's a rash of 'the goddamned Batman' jokes to run around, yeah, it should be manbat. ^_^

Anyway, back to juicing the turnip... er, forcing fanfic out of my brain to finish a chapter. One chapter a year just don't cut it... Horrible of me. :(

So much to comment on...

@SCM Yogurt is not a beverage. If it is, you're doing it wrong.

For the record, I have never understood the bottled water thing. Most varieties say something about 'flavor enhancing minerals' or something like that. I grew up on rural water in Kansas. When the bottled water thing started up, I joked that I could sell tap water from my sink for a quarter a gallon and make a nice profit.

The well water where I live now has even more minerals in it. I want to get a filter system rigged up for it, but that might be a few years down the road.

@OM Cocoa is awesome and I wish I drank more of it besides what I do during Winter.

@Anemoi Water jugs in the fridge! Been there, did that. Especially in the summer.

@IANCE What brand of tea? I'm sure the country that considers tea part of it's culture would have quite a variety you can choose from.

@SCM What loose magical gadgets? I would think that Nekane would hide anything of that sort from us, if only to keep us from blowing up the house by accident.

Annoying Anglican: As I recall, SCM is lobbing smoke bombs at him. And there is the Fourth of July snippet...

Vampirism as STD: Oh the possibilities! I wonder if Exile-kun has ever thought of that as a story? Would make his Decadent Habits pale in comparison.

@Annoying Anglican: Give me a list of all the obvious logical fallacies in his ranting and "creed", a night or two to study the list, and I think I'd be able to come up with a "The Reason You Suck" Speech the next time he starts ranting at us and/or Nekane again that will leave him steaming with rage but unable to retort without sounding like a complete idiot even in his own eyes.

... What? As much as I hate debating, I don't pull punches if I recognize inherent flaws in the other side's arguments. And unfortunately, I usually have the disadvantage of not having much time during the argument to analyze what was said to locate all the flaws; more often than not, I realize their existence quite some time after the argument has ended/been aborted (frequently in a "agree to disagree" resolution).

edited 21st Nov '14 4:00:57 AM by MarqFJA

You.… realize no cares about all that in real life, right? The usual response is to just yell louder.

Which would make him look even more stupid (and thus that much more likely to be actively ostracized by sane members of the local community) than he already is. Still a win-win situation, for me at least.

Besides, I could always just respond calmly "So if you cannot win a verbal argument with your opponent, you attempt to shout him down? How mature and civilized. I'm sure Jesus is highly proud of you. What's next, taking a page from the Romans and crucify me?"

... And yes, I do know that such an irrational fanatic is quite likely to just punch me at this moment to vent his anger/frustration and/or to intimidate me. I'm counting on it, actually.

edited 21st Nov '14 4:43:28 AM by MarqFJA

At which point, I will mention that as the only Roman Catholic present, I demand to be the one who gets nailed to a tree. That's our thing, darn it!