All Purpose Negima Fanfiction Thread

I was going to give it a month or a little more.

I would think the magic part of the recover would be instantaneous, but the therapy part would take more time.

Which would give IANCE plenty of time to tell Nekane the absolute truth of our origins, Negi's history, and everything related to that like he said he would do. All that needs to happen is that IANCE is left alone with Nekane while everyone else goes and gets food or something.

I now want to write a snippet in which half the house is bandaged.

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Eva Unit, could you PLEASE explain "cheap laughs" to your sempai? Especially keeping in mind my own sense of humor? I am not sure I am up to that task.

I just need an afternoon. I should be able to recall everything that would be important to Nekane.

edited 19th Oct '14 10:28:58 PM by EvaUnit01

If I'm around, I'm bound to wonder how long we're going to remain alive like this.

Well, either that or point out that I have zero responsibility in the matter, even though it might just have been me who tattled on you guys doing something dumb.

Because I'm kind of an ass.

In all honesty, I'm probably as likely as you (or more likely) to rat out people who go around blowing shit up for no reason. Because I want the damn things to stop happening.

Whoa, I almost had a Kira Yoshikage moment, there. Need to keep that in check.

edited 19th Oct '14 10:53:19 PM by EvaUnit01

Wholly different reasons there, dood, but good initiative.

edited 21st Oct '14 2:18:04 PM by Anemo1

Forgot the second set of brackets, there, Anemoi.

I have found a way to trick Windows 8 into being Windows 7 using a virtual machine. Soon I will know whether this was a good idea or not.

Speaking of Good Ideas, since today ends in a 'y', I believe it is time for another...

Bad Story Ideas from the Nimrod.

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We have talked, somewhat, about the Crapsack World that is UQ Holder. We have been given no explanation as to why this is the case.

It's obvious. The whole thing was sabotaged from the beginning. Beset from all sides by disaster after catastrophe after calamity.

Who could have done this? Easy.

Secundum.

Posing in a variety of Paper Thin Disguises that only Fate can see through, he goes about ruining Negi and Fate's efforts to unify the planet and not allow CE to win.

Because he's jealous. And petty. And just plain mean.

Yes, it is a... Ahem...

A Series of Unfortunate Negima Events that allowed Earth to fall into a state of disarray. Obviously this needs to be written immediately if not sooner.

Might as well make fun of UQ Holder in the best way we know how. Parody and Satire.

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The 'A' Team. 'A' for 'Athletic' obviously.

featuring...

Akira, as Team Leader 'Hannibal Okouchi.'
Makie, as 'Howling Stupid Sasaki.'
Ako, as 'The Face.'
Yuna, as 'B. A. the Kid.'
also featuring Negi as The Chick, because the whole thing needs Negi to pretty much bail them out every episode.

Guaranteed to have people worry about my mental state. Especially since I think that is a funny idea for no good reason.

edited 21st Oct '14 3:04:05 PM by UberNimrod

The sad part is, that's still a better idea then what UQ Holder has been doing.

"Posing in a variety of Paper Thin Disguises that only Fate can see through"

Why am I thinking of Fate hosting his own childrens show asking the audience help find Secundum?

"Fate's Clues?"

"Where in the World is Secundum Averruncus?"

Clearly it only exists in the Ito-bun spin-off where Fate's show is loved by children all over the globe.

He also inexplicably has flower-themed abilities.

And wants to marry Asuna.

For some reason.

In all fairness, marrying Asuna is far from the craziest thing a male could want to do. Better than obsessing about the normally Oblivious to Love guy with the highly unhealthy martyr complex.

Aren't you thinking of Neo?

Belated Happy Birthday!

Surprised that no one has commented on how bad the A-Team idea is. Or is it so bad that no one wants to touch it with a 10-foot pole?

I'm talking about it coming outta nowhere, more than it being crazy.

Oh god.

My friend just released a Minecraft video,

AND I FUCKING HATE THE SOUND OF MY OWN VOICE

I'm so fucking nasally.

Don't we all? When hearing own voice from outside, that is.

To myself, I sound normal. When I listen to myself on video, though, I sound like a goddamned corpse speaking. so yeah, I understand your pain.

I sound like the stereotypical hambeast: Nasally and too much saliva

That sounds like a bad blowjob,

I think I sound like Peanuts' Charlie Brown as an adult. Don't feel bad.

edited 22nd Oct '14 6:32:14 PM by UberNimrod