Understood.
I wasn't sure how much of that was understandable without context (The curse of fire, for example, refers to the fact that every fire starter so far has been released and fire non-starters haven't done well either).
Asuna snored.
Aurora snored, a bit more ladylike.
Snow White snored, then lightly bit the air hoping for another taste of apple.
Emeraude snored inside of her bubble, then went back to praying as she slept.
Luna, the one not named Shiori and not a cat either, was still trapped in her Moon exile, but she still had attended via video conference. Her image on the screen snored.
Usagi, in pink pajamas with a bunny motif, snored like a buzzsaw, hiccuped, and woke up. "Mmmm... Tuxedo Kamen-samaaaaa... Ahh. Oh, hey, girls. Ahem. Well, then, this week's meeting of the Social Club of Sleeping and or Sleepy Princesses is over, then. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm hungry," she said, scratching herself on the ribs before standing up and walking out.
A moment later, Ikari Shinji peeked in, looked all around, and sighed in relief. "Finally..."
She stood over Asuna, unzipped his pants, and the screen faded to black as a soft fap fap fap fap began sounding...
Fandom Heretic
.... nah, still
himitsu keisatsu
You do know that her 'let me give you a hand with that' would include crushing his balls under her hand, right?
Poor, poor Shinji.
himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru supai katsudou torishimari
The Mistress
Fandom Heretic
NDC toyed with characterization for the sake of a joke.
I see no reason to keep from doing the same.
himitsu keisatsu
Crushed genitals are always funnier than non crushed genitals.
himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru supai katsudou torishimari
Oh for God's sake!
Not when they're your genitals.
Talking from experience?
Oh for God's sake!
When you're a man you don't need experience.
Unless someone here once allowed it to happen to check how it felt.
I however, do have experience. Not fun.
Speaking of TPP, I wonder which members of the Fossil Pantheon Negima characters would follow.
I think that it's pretty clear that Negi would follow Lord Armor, due to the whole god of strategy/Rakan fight thing.
Also, Zazie would follow Lord Claw seeing as though he's the god of silence.
Natsumi would follow Lord Cover as acting is part of his portfolio.
As is art in general, so that would include Chisame and Haruna, but Chisame would also support Lord Plume as she's the goddess of cheating, science and technology and a lover of chaos like Haruna would clearly be a Lord Helix supporter. She'd probably be into Lord Sail to, as they're speculated to be a goddess of desire.
Sakurako is clearly blessed by Lord Skull, god of luck.
"EEEEK!!! CATS!!" "Setsuna? Chill out."
Lord Claw is the god of silence, and Lord Skull is the god of luck.
What moron is in charge of naming things in that universe? Seriously?
Madman with a box? I'm a madman with a semi, a pretzel bender and a Heart of Gold!
Their names are based on their holy symbols, not their domains. The fact that my name means "Beloved" hasn't changed the fact that I'm single. Names are like that.
TPP?
Rather than smart, I'd prefer to be wise. It would let me be silly more often.
Eeyup. The metaphysics of the verse is a but different from standard pokemon. For one thing, fossils are deities. Then there's the phenomenon of The Voices.
Also, one of the protagonists is a werewolf?/weremightyena?/werepsyduck?/weremissingnumber?/something like that.
... Yeah, I'm going to abstain from that even more than I abstain from regular Pokemon.
Rather than smart, I'd prefer to be wise. It would let me be silly more often.
Fair enough.
I think that it's a remarkably interesting form of storytelling, combining one of the oldest forms of fiction (folk stories) with one of the newest (computer games).
Out of curiosity, who here has read Harry Potter And The Methods Of Rationality?
I've read a dozen chapters. Stopped sometime after the three-armies skirmish. It started to feel like an author was trying to cram too many references together, and... How to explain it... His scientific theory turned into a Mary Sue equivalent.
Rather than smart, I'd prefer to be wise. It would let me be silly more often.
World's Cutest Direwolf
I've read it.
Hey guys. Got Metal Gear Rising last week. It's pretty fun but I can't finish of the last boss to save my life. I seem to be having trouble when he starts throwing rocks. Advice, please?
Fate Grand Order players will know me as Ryusei-Go.
Gotta chop those boulders (And Armstrong) up when they come flying out you, otherwise he'll cake you with them. He repeats it at least one more time later when his health is low enough. No real way around that. Only other tip for fighting Armstrong is never stop to move and nix his healing ASAP. Parrying is (and after Monsoon, you should know) vital of course, and his basic punches are easy to deal with. Its a little tricky when he tries to rush you, since you don't know if he's coming in for his bear hug of doom or its a timed action event. You can get a good amount of damage in if its that latter, but avoid the prior at all costs. As far as I'm aware, you can't block that.
edited 14th Jul '14 11:02:27 AM by SkormSnow-Strider
Methods of Rationality is one of those things I keep telling myself 'I have to check this, but I can't do it today', and I keep pushing it back, and the fic keeps getting longer, so, well...
'Fraid not. I haven't been fully keen on Pokemon in a long time and I am a little bit occupied with other things to watch and do.