I am not getting into any discussion about Naruto. It stopped making sense when it began to all but blatantly start copying Naruto-stu fanfics.
New ficlet!
Koyomi stared at Shiori blankly. “'Fatettes'? Ala Alba calls us 'Fatettes'?”
Shirabe sniffed. “What, are they implying we have no other drive and characterization beyond our attachment to Fate-sama, and are merely extensions of his will?”
Homura (NOT THAT ONE) sneered. “That's rich coming from a bunch of pampered children who only joined in with a shota mage because they're trying to get into his pants!”
“Like us?” Tamaki said.
There was a pause as the other girls glared at her.
“We're nothing like them!” Homura (NOT THAT ONE) declared. “We are selfishly working to create a better Mundus Magicus were no one will ever have to suffer what we went through again! They're just rude schoolgirls who are getting a pass on attending a prestigious school and all look funny!”
“Didn't Fate-sama spring for us to go to school in Ariadne?” Shiori asked. “That's nothing like the same at all!” Koyomi declared.
“Still, we cannot let be called 'Fatettes' stand,” Shirabe said. “While I have no objection in being in a position beneath Fate-sama...”
There was a group-wide pause as their minds momentarily gave them the dirtiest possible mental image those words could invoke.
“... er, the fact of the matter is we need our own official name to supersede the nickname thrust upon us,” Shirabe said, wiping the drool off her chin.
After several hours of discussion, they ended up deadlocked, as they couldn't think of any group name without 'Fate' in it...
Negi, Akira, Asuna and Satsuki stared at the collection of 3-A statues scattered across the campus.
Then they looked back at Fate.
"If it makes you feel any better," Fate quietly said, "I let Evangeline-san go with nothing but a stern warning."
"Only because you couldn't—" Asuna began.
"Just give some eighty years or so. I'm sure I'll get there by then..."
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And in revenge, they ensured that their enemies would be known to history only as "Ministra Negi."
Joke was on them when they weren't even granted an official name, and Fate decided he prefered Tsukuyomi's eternal company over theirs.
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They decided to settle down and raise six-armed orphans in a Shinto shrine instead.
edited 10th Jul '14 7:06:02 PM by rikalous
The Fatettes ended up with Chichigami. Arms for everyone, and never a dry, distant day.
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There have been all kinds of Ranma fanwank (although that was mostly years ago. Now the series is mostly forgotten by fandom and Naruto took its place with fanwankers) and that includes several different types of chi wanking.
I'll add those for lines to the end, shall I?
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Eh? Sure.
Thanks! 2 more before I feel I have enough segments to post...
@OM: Have you seen the new hipster Batgirl design that's supposed to be Barbara? If they wanted that look, they should have stuck to Stephanie... who they apparently atomized...
edited 10th Jul '14 8:16:35 PM by SCMof2814
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No no, Stephanie Brown exists! I held in my very hands a Nu52 comic where she found out about her father being Cluemaster and did a runner.
HOW MUCH DID THEY RETCON?!?!?!?! Argh, when's the next crisis retcon going to happen to fix everything?!?!?!
Last thing I saw of the DCNU Bat-verse, they had brought Carmine Falcone of all people back. The Roman was cool, but... he worked better as a symbol of Gotham's past.
edited 10th Jul '14 8:32:48 PM by NapoleonDeCheese
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I figure better her not being Spoiler yet than just having been forgotten.
Retcon wasn't all bad. Ragdoll's alive and kicking and murdering his employers for hurting monkeys.
I've heard good things about Wonder Woman, but they don't sell that book here and imports are getting too expensive.
We talking original Ragdoll or cool Secret Six Ragdoll? And speaking of Secret Six, they didn't do anything to Scandal and her lesbian wives, did they?
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We're talking "actually written by Gail Simone" Ragdoll. Issue's basically him being the horror in a Mook Horror Show until Batgirl shows up. And Scandal's marriage is implied to be intact, unless he was telling someone else to give his love to their wives.
edited 10th Jul '14 9:51:41 PM by rikalous
Book and issue number! I need to see this! I stop caring about comics because of the retcon, but this might be worth getting off my ass for...
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Batgirl #31.
Thanks!
Setsuna looked down at the belt at her waist. “Yes, yes, I'm a fruit, so of course I become a fruit samurai, haha, let's all have a big laugh at the poor girl struggling with her sexuality,” she said, sighing. “Really, is a bad pun all you have to work with?”
himitsu keisatsu
Well, yes. That is a joke written by SCM.
himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru supai katsudou torishimari
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Poor Setsuna. 
Complain about it all you like, at least it's not as bad as the Naruto fandom trying to pretend Chakra is Kanka (it's not. It's Ki).
himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru supai katsudou torishimari