URAE Omake Snippet.
"Joker-san, have you been messing with my dating simulator?" Hoshino Ruri asked him.
"Messing, nothing," he waved a gloved hand before her face. "I saved a perfect game for replay for you. I got the Ultimate Unequally Harem Ending! Eat that, Princess Momo! And I don't even like videogames anyway!"
Ruri looked down sadly at her game. "You got everyone killed..."
"So they all ended up together in death," he smiled, satisfied. "It doesn't get any more eternal harem than that."
"I wasn't even aware you could blow Mahora Academy up in this game."
"I had to buy the explosives as DLC. Don't worry, I got Temptress help me hack into someone else's back account to pay for it. It's untraceable."
Ruri gave Temptress a sullen look. "Et tu...?"
Temptress only shrugged. "It's been a long time since I stopped aiming for Good Endings in computer games. I now aim for them in real life." She sighed, placing a hand on her cheek and rolling her eyes back. "Ah, the Negimaru route. I had forgotten how fun it had been, running loose with that knife and the Excaliborg replica..."
"Huh?" Joker and Ruri asked at once.
"Nothing that should concern you two."
edited 14th Oct '12 8:50:53 AM by NapoleonDeCheese
Praise the Lord.