Snow Queen and Proctologist
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BLASPHEMY! MADOKA/HOMURA FOREVER! THEY'RE MEANT FOR EACH OTHER!
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Oh, you mean fire-girl? I guess that's ok...
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Chizuru and Kotaro. Wait that' pretty close to canon.
How the next chapter of E&OA coming along?
Laugh into the rain.
Hey, we need people to actually write these things, not just suggest ideas. :]
It's really easy, you don't even need to be any good. Just look at me!
Storm and trouble won't make you make you lose your way. (Tits might, though.)
I'm waiting for Madoka Magica to finish before trying any crossover with it.
Even so, I can't see that series fitting into Unequally.
edited 16th Mar '11 6:33:55 PM by NapoleonDeCheese
Snow Queen and Proctologist
I will not watch Pelula. Any and all crossovers I do with it, will involve the girls receiving the TLC and support they deserve, and the rodent bastard being injected with platypus venom and locked in a microwave.
You know you want to add love
Because Chao tried very, VERY hard to take it out of the timeline in several previous iterations, leaving nothing behind but a happy Akemi Homura with a purified and returned Soul Gem living with her girlfriend Madoka, and all Incubators sent to the Antimatter Universe?
Let's allow him that one. As one who HAS watched, I fully agree. Only use an Antimatter reactor.
edited 16th Mar '11 6:42:41 PM by SCMof2814
Snow Queen and Proctologist
No mage. I want to watch his smug little ass contort in pain while his insides overheat to the point where he explodes.
He cares not for the pain he causes. So he shall suffer
You know you want to add love
I could see Kyubey waltzing into the current Joker coallition. If the Negima verse didn't have a Nagi already, and both MSN and MM didn't already have characters with the Homura surname as well, I'd also pair him with Homura Nagi. Both are monstrous Magical Girl mentor/guide figures, so they make a good fit.
edited 16th Mar '11 6:45:22 PM by NapoleonDeCheese
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@Iniquitus: I would take a crack at it, if not for the fact that I'm:
- In the thick of midterms
- Already having several ongoing stories, with another somewhat major one in the planning stages.
@Anemoi: Like a few pages back, weren't you proud of the fact that one of your stories got put on the Mind Rape page?
@NDC: Unbelievably, I actually have a rough idea of how to cross PMMM with Negima, as well as a bunch of other stuff. Whether or not I ever get around to writing that story, though...
edited 16th Mar '11 6:57:21 PM by JapaneseTeeth
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Snow Queen and Proctologist
Here's the difference. MY Mind Rape ends with the proper help and support being given to the victim. It becomes a framing device. In MMMP, its nothing BUT mind rape.
You know you want to add love
To be fair, we should wait for the final payoff before casting judgement on it.
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Point. But that's what fanon is for.
Also: Anybody want to proofread the latest Nerima chapter? This one is only like 5 pages. If not I'll look over it again and post it tonight or tomorrow.
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*raises hand*
Joker is happy.
Maybe I should get back to that "Batman hunts all of you down" ongoing that I've abandoned...
And what HAVE the Cracklords been up to all this time...?
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Unequally, Chapter 23, Continuation.
The other girls and Negi had quickly gathered around them, all of them so shaken by shock, the nudity of all the girls but Yue was not even registering as a factor anymore.
"Makie-chan!" Asuna screamed.
"HO HO HO HO!" the statue's deep voice boomed so loudly it shook the foliage of all nearby trees. "YOU CANNOT ESCAPE ME! NOT EVEN HERE! SO GIVE YOURSELVES UP NOW, BAD, LAZY STUDENTS!"
Haruna lifted an eyebrow up. "Give ourselves up to you? Why, Mr. Rock... We've just met..."
The golem seemed actually taken aback by those words for a moment. "THAT— THAT IS NOT WHAT I—"
"Liar!" Haruna accused, pointing at him. "You're firmly grabbing Makie-chan's tempting, wet and virginal naked body!"
"His fingers are at my boobies!" Makie yelled.
It almost made a gasping sound as its fingers quickly moved away from her chest area and to a safer place, then continued, "YOU WILL NEVER HAVE THE BOOK! GET OUT OF THIS ISLAND IMMEDIATELY!"
"LET MAKIE-SAN GO!!" Negi roared with sudden ferocity, so angry he forgot everything about both his lack of magic and the secret status of his magic, whipping his training wand out of a pocket and aiming it up at the titan. "YOU EVIL, INDECENT CREATURE!"
"Haruna's soul-mate!" Chisame spat with disgust.
Haruna's face twitched. "You know you loved it..."
Ku blinked. "Negi-bouzou, are you going to hit IT with that stick?"
"HO?" the golem looked down intently at it. "WHY SHOULD I ACCEPT YOUR TERMS, CHILD?"
"LET MY STUDENT GO, OR ELSE...!" he sizzled, then began chanting, much to Asuna and Chisame's horror, "Rastel Maskil Magister... SAGITTA MAGICA!" He aimed at the monster's chest.
I quote the immortal words of Roronoa Zoro. Nothing... Nothing happened.
"Ahhhhh...." the boy babbled.
"Negi-kun..." Haruna began, "... No matter how crazy you act, you aren't going to scare him away."
Ku, Kaede, Yue and even Makie nodded slowly.
The golem rasped and added, "I KNOW ABOUT YOUR TEST. AND YOUR DECEIVING PLANS FOR IT. GIVE UP! EVEN IF YOU DEPARTED NOW... YOU WOULD NOT GET THERE IN TIME!"
"Shaddap!" Asuna stood her ground. "What is it to you, anyway? Just let Makie go, or else...!"
"OR ELSE, WHAT?"
Ku Fei and Nagase assumed fighting stances. "We'll be your opponents!" the Chinese girl growled.
"For the sake of a comrade, I won't back off from anyone or anything-de gozaru!"
"Girls, no!" Negi gulped. "Stand back! You only could fight that thing with magic!"
Asuna covered his mouth with both hands. "D-Don't be stupid! M-Magic doesn't exist at all! Isn't that right, Chisame-chan?"
"Y-Yeah. Not at all..." Hasegawa agreed.
Haruna pointed at the golem. "Then... How do you explain it's walking and talking?"
"Animatronics," Chisame said.
"Mass hallucination," Asuna disagreed.
"The hallucination is grabbing my ass now!" Makie shrilled.
"SORRY," it moved its fingers off from Makie's buttocks. "I DID NOT MEAN TO."
"Yeah. Right," Haruna snorted.
Then, without any warning, a green haired blur zoomed down from far above, landing with a loud thud on the golem's head, nearly drilling it down into the lagoon and making it to drop Makie.
"Aiiiieee!!" the gymnast shrieked, but before Negi could even scream her name, Kaede had jumped up to safely catch her in her arms. "Ka-Kaede-chan!"
"It's all okay, Makie-dono. I'm here," the tall kunoichi said warmly as she landed on her feet a few meters away, then looked at the figure ow standing on the golem's head, with a neutral expression on.
Kaede smiled at her.
"And so is Chachamaru-dono."
''Speed of lightning, roar of thunder. Fighting all who rob or plunder...Robot Girl. Robot Girl...'
Oh, and emailed back.
edited 16th Mar '11 8:50:01 PM by NoLimit
My Twitch.
Ah, so good. I'd like to see what albireo thinks of all this action going on, though. Is it Popcorn time at the Imma house?
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@Iniquitus
: <stares blandly> I call foul. That is clearly pure comedy (and a very good one, at that), with no trace of shipping whatsoever. In other words, it Completely Misses The Point of the Crack Shipping Round Robin.
Sorry, Iniquitus, but someone has to take the Painfully Frank One's role around here. Don't worry, I get that alot in real-life.
Fiat iustitia, et pereat mundus.
Laugh into the rain.
Aaah, you got me. I really couldn't do that one seriously. Can you ever forgive me?
I promise the Sextum/Homura one will make up for it, though. (My reason for writing it has been revised: I'm now doing it for the pr0n Portmanteau Couple Name: HomuSex.
Seriously, how appropriate is that?
Storm and trouble won't make you make you lose your way. (Tits might, though.)
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Already forgiven. 
And really, there was a reason behind that choice: I am daring someone to make an actual fic about the pairing(s) (there's Chachazero/Ako, for those who skipped posts or had forgotten), despite how extremely implausible (perhaps even impossible) for it to come to being, let alone work out.
However, Sextum/Homura doesn't seem that cracky to me.
edited 16th Mar '11 9:41:24 PM by MarqFJA
Fiat iustitia, et pereat mundus.
Laugh into the rain.
Hey. I wrote crack, you said no because of lack of shipping. Now I want to write shipping with a )whole lot) less crack, and you say no as well.
@_@ I'm so confused!
Storm and trouble won't make you make you lose your way. (Tits might, though.)
Now, for Sextum/Homura...
(Anyone else want to chip in with a ficlet in the meantime?)
Storm and trouble won't make you make you lose your way. (Tits might, though.)