^ George Bush re-elected.
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A wish is never free.^^ Fanfic authors getting intelligence.
^^^ Sisyphus rolls rock to top of mountain! Charlie Brown kicking the football. Trix rabbit eating Trix.
Never be without a Hat! Hot means heat. I don't care if your usage dates to 1300, it's my word, not yours. My Pm box is open.^^^^ Seltzer And Friedberg make a good movie.
^^^^^ Christmas will be ruined.
That's great; it starts with an earthquake.
Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?Duke Nukem Forever is released for the Phantom. Promo trailers for it will run in front of premiere showings of Uwe Boll's "Auschwitz".
All I'm sure about with what will happen is that it will involve Leonardo Bernstein somehow.
Soul is ugly.Birds and snakes, an aeroplane
Lenny Bruce is not afraid...
Eye of a hurricane? Listen to yourself churn.
The world serves its own needs.
Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?Time will stop. The world will exist in limbo. Living things will be stuck forever. Better to just die than become an eternal prisoner.
Requiem ~ September 2010 - October 2011 [Banned 4 Life]Nothing will happen. Life will continue as usual... but then we'll die in a meteor strike in June 2036.
Ironic, huh?I will get drunk and pass out on my couch. Then, I shall awaken to find myself in the year 3000.
You are displaying abnormally high compulsions to over-analyze works of fiction and media. Diagnosis: TV Tropes Addiction.The platonic idea of "ham sandwich" mysteriously disappears.
As a consequence, everyone forgets about the existence of ham sandwiches or the way to prepare one, and the currently existing ham sandwiches vanish without leaving any trace.
But they seem to know where they are going, the ones who walk away from Omelas.The worlds supply of peanut butter disappears.
A giant robot will sing a song and in doing so reset a clock.
Or a dragon will race alongside a Japanse country train and things will start changing.
The four horsemen will ride and bring forth the apocalypse, and... humanity will shoot them down with fighter planes and surface to air missiles.
God, when making your apocalypse plan in medieval times, at least make sure you've kept up with changing technology.
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.MARGARINE!
A live-action movie based of F-Zero stars Chuck Norris as Captain Falcon.
It Just Bugs MeI and Blackmoon will get simultaneous vasectomies.
Nickelback will release a good album that is hailed as the best rock achievement ever. All critics love it, everyone who listens to it is instantly entranced.
After that the world ends.
'It's gonna rain!'Somebody will say Candle Jack without being kidna
Never be without a Hat! Hot means heat. I don't care if your usage dates to 1300, it's my word, not yours. My Pm box is open.^ No, Candle Jack will say it himse-
The following is a list of all the possible world-ending events.