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Pipman from Spin Zone Since: Jun, 2010
#1: Sep 9th 2010 at 4:17:11 AM

The following is a list of all the possible world-ending events.

  • Global thermonuclear War
  • Mass plagues that destroy all life on earth.
  • Natural Disasters wipe out mankind
  • Greatest American Hero is back on the air.
  • Sarah Palin becomes President of the United States of America
  • Every mosque on the planet takes off into orbit and fires a deadly barrage of nuclear minarets at the earth.
  • A fart.

shinfernape Ascetic warrior Since: Jun, 2011
Ascetic warrior
#2: Sep 9th 2010 at 5:46:24 AM

^ George Bush re-elected.

edited 9th Sep '10 5:46:36 AM by shinfernape

A wish is never free.
TheGreatPiesAlt Since: Dec, 1969
#3: Sep 9th 2010 at 5:49:05 AM

^^ Fanfic authors getting intelligence.

AlirozTheConfused Bibliophile. from Daz Huat! Since: May, 2010
Bibliophile.
#4: Sep 9th 2010 at 7:21:36 AM

^^^ Sisyphus rolls rock to top of mountain! Charlie Brown kicking the football. Trix rabbit eating Trix.

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MajorTom Since: Dec, 2009
ACrackInTime Since: Aug, 2012
#6: Sep 9th 2010 at 11:46:08 AM

^^^^^ Christmas will be ruined.

Tangent128 from Virginia Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
#7: Sep 9th 2010 at 12:41:36 PM

That's great; it starts with an earthquake.

Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?
Charlatan Since: Mar, 2011
#8: Sep 9th 2010 at 4:42:09 PM

Duke Nukem Forever is released for the Phantom. Promo trailers for it will run in front of premiere showings of Uwe Boll's "Auschwitz".

Reecer6 Defiler of Shops from Crowning Moment Of Awesome Since: Aug, 2009
Defiler of Shops
#10: Sep 10th 2010 at 10:33:37 AM

All I'm sure about with what will happen is that it will involve Leonardo Bernstein somehow.

Soul is ugly.
WillyFourEyes I have seen the amateur, and it is me. (Old Enough To Drive) Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
Tangent128 from Virginia Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
#12: Sep 10th 2010 at 1:24:10 PM

Eye of a hurricane? Listen to yourself churn.

The world serves its own needs.

Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?
Shichibukai Permanently Banned from Banland Since: Oct, 2011
Permanently Banned
#13: Sep 20th 2010 at 4:52:28 PM

Time will stop. The world will exist in limbo. Living things will be stuck forever. Better to just die than become an eternal prisoner.

Requiem ~ September 2010 - October 2011 [Banned 4 Life]
YouMustDie THIS SHIP IS NOT YET FINISHED SAILING. from Somewhere on the Ocean Blue Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
THIS SHIP IS NOT YET FINISHED SAILING.
#14: Sep 20th 2010 at 7:29:26 PM

Nothing will happen. Life will continue as usual... but then we'll die in a meteor strike in June 2036.

Ironic, huh?
Mattonymy Mr. Dr. from The Evils of Free Will Since: Jul, 2010
Mr. Dr.
#15: Sep 28th 2010 at 12:37:05 AM

I will get drunk and pass out on my couch. Then, I shall awaken to find myself in the year 3000.

You are displaying abnormally high compulsions to over-analyze works of fiction and media. Diagnosis: TV Tropes Addiction.
Carciofus Is that cake frosting? from Alpha Tucanae I Since: May, 2010
Is that cake frosting?
#16: Oct 7th 2010 at 6:34:53 AM

The platonic idea of "ham sandwich" mysteriously disappears.

As a consequence, everyone forgets about the existence of ham sandwiches or the way to prepare one, and the currently existing ham sandwiches vanish without leaving any trace.

But they seem to know where they are going, the ones who walk away from Omelas.
Scholastica Since: Jan, 2010
#17: Oct 7th 2010 at 3:22:45 PM

The worlds supply of peanut butter disappears.

Alkthash Was? Since: Jan, 2001
Was?
#18: Oct 7th 2010 at 10:53:12 PM

A giant robot will sing a song and in doing so reset a clock.

Or a dragon will race alongside a Japanse country train and things will start changing.

GameChainsaw The Shadows Devour You. from sunshine and rainbows! Since: Oct, 2010
The Shadows Devour You.
#19: Oct 8th 2010 at 12:11:07 AM

The four horsemen will ride and bring forth the apocalypse, and... humanity will shoot them down with fighter planes and surface to air missiles.

God, when making your apocalypse plan in medieval times, at least make sure you've kept up with changing technology.

The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.
Longfellow Fractally long Since: Apr, 2009
Fractally long
#21: Oct 8th 2010 at 6:12:02 AM

A live-action movie based of F-Zero stars Chuck Norris as Captain Falcon.

It Just Bugs Me
Charlatan Since: Mar, 2011
#22: Oct 9th 2010 at 2:38:13 AM

I and Blackmoon will get simultaneous vasectomies.

Yachar Cogito ergo cogito from Estonia Since: Mar, 2010
Cogito ergo cogito
#23: Oct 15th 2010 at 9:38:59 AM

Nickelback will release a good album that is hailed as the best rock achievement ever. All critics love it, everyone who listens to it is instantly entranced.

After that the world ends.

'It's gonna rain!'
AlirozTheConfused Bibliophile. from Daz Huat! Since: May, 2010
Bibliophile.
#24: Oct 15th 2010 at 9:52:59 AM

Somebody will say Candle Jack without being kidna

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MajorTom Since: Dec, 2009

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