I like my men/women how I like my...

Spicy and Meaty.

I like my women how I like Undertale.

A loving relationship in which no one has to die.

...Lord English.

Omnicidal Maniacs.

...trains.

Fast and energized, but on schedule.

Spider-Man.

edited 29th May '17 3:09:58 AM by Enirboreh

Kissing you while upside down. I dunno... something about shooting something sti- *shot*

I like my women how I like being Number One!

Memes and crying from every orifice.

...homework

Neither too easy or too hard, but just right.

...Date With Rosie Palms

Short-term ecstasy, and afterwards a slight feeling of shame over what you've done.

I like my women how I like Bane

BIG, raspy and breaking my backs!

I like my women/men how I like my Saturn.

Big and gassy.

I like my women how I like my women.

Female

...Mac n' Cheetos

Greasy, salty, lathered in powder and gives you momentary pleasure but makes you go running to the bathroom an hour later.

...Uber drivers.

For their services, they charge to go the extra mile.

I like my women how I like my soup

Hot,cheap and replaceable.

I like my men/women how I like my knights.

Always ready to charge with a big, long lance.

...like I like my machine guns.

Has a butt you can rest your shoulder on, and involves several quick bangs in succession.

I like my women how I like my car

Clean and reliable.

...crime shows.

Dark, gritty, and fulla blood.

I like my women how I like my conventions.

Overstuffed, overpriced and too much skin.

I like my women like I like the Beatles.

Old, and occasionally dead.

I Like my women like I like my Vodka

Imported from Russia.

I like my women how I like my Eldritch Abominations...

Incomprehensible

...food

Tasty.

...Hunger Games.

Glitzed up for the public but deadly in reality.

... Hot Topic stores.

edited 30th Jun '17 8:04:56 PM by burinnu

A wide selection

Steak