see you, space cowboy.
TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS ALREADY AND GET IN THE SHOWER!!
Can I get a fuckin uhhhhhh... blood?
Long live the New Bev.
Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign?
Alright, there's the body fluids for the sample. The team was in the back for a while with those magazines, but that's all the DNA you need right?
Ummm you see officers, the ladder shoved her onto the tailpipe mouth-first and the toothbrush I'm holding tried to scour my mouth. (*Beat*) I swear that's what happened!
Haha! Twas a reference to a movie
edited 26th May '17 7:52:57 PM by CenturyEye
Look with century eyes... With our backs to the arch And the wreck of our kind We will stare straight ahead For the rest of our lives
Purrloin Jani by shrubBird
Do you know why I pulled you over? [not much wiggle room there lol]
It fell out the back of a truck.
Current WHABP alts: Jani (Sarah) the Purrloin, Hudson the Togetic. Tilly/Lilly (Digletts) are being Put on a Bus.
someone
Where did you get that puppy?
Fuck your matrimonial hedge monkeys.
[TOP SECRET]
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
Do you think it might be worth talking to a doctor about logorrhea?
Because of the blood.
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable
Purrloin Jani by shrubBird
How did you know I'm a sword swallower, except with maces not swords?
Let me turn off the lights first.
Current WHABP alts: Jani (Sarah) the Purrloin, Hudson the Togetic. Tilly/Lilly (Digletts) are being Put on a Bus.
Sir, there is a serial killer hunting for us who loves horror movie cliches. We have barely managed to escape. What should we do?
One moment! -turns, and fires rapidly-
Okay, now you can have it.
Mona Megistus!
Could I please have one of your guns?
Because of reasons. Like the window is ugly, for example.
edited 27th May '17 7:07:09 AM by The_Dag
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!
The man behind the slaughter
Why did you punch that old lady in the face?
COLLASING STAR! ROARING CANNON!
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
AKA Nixer
Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign?
So, who are you voting for in the Mayoral race?
Should've mailed in a suggestion. Mine got picked. That's why I get ice. And why you're up on the rack...I'm almost sorry about that. What? It's hell.
Tell me something happy
WHAT IN THE WORLD WAS SO WRONG WITH ASKING NICELY FOR A RAISE?!?!?
That bank door killed a man...
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
The Hope, The Hero
(whistles) Hey guys, I'm back— Oh. What happened?
I am Vidar. You tried to kill me in my previous life. And now, I shall take my revenge!
Spelunking through a Halo Ring is something else...
Blitzy....
Why are you in my bedroom, dude?
That's why I stopped believing in a loving god.
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
The Traveling Hat Merchant
Have you seen the news? The priest said that we must go to church every hour to praise our All-loving Lord!
They nerfed my favorite weapon to being absolutely useless!
Want a hat? Here ya go! Throws entire arsenal of hats which is a billion hats
Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign?
Why, Jeeves, it was you!
Oh, Batman just decided to join the circus I guess.
Why is that drunken cosplayer on the trapeze?!
Help! We're trapped in a soundproof bank vault! Which we were robbing!
What? What did you say?
Nope, the ninjas did it.
The Superstar of the Supernatural World! (debatable)
Purrloin Jani by shrubBird
[looks at Red Sniper lying in the base, turns and asks the "Red Scout"] Do we have a Blu Spy in the base?
Okay, just let me finish. *urgh* There we go.
Current WHABP alts: Jani (Sarah) the Purrloin, Hudson the Togetic. Tilly/Lilly (Digletts) are being Put on a Bus.
All 'bout that good karma
Are you finally going to stop letting "science" tell you what you need to do to get stronger?
I warned you that you'd regret that, didn't I?
Time is a lie. There is only motion. I was driven by despair, envy, guilt, rage and remorse, but I never tried to justify pride or greed.
The Hope, The Hero
Well, here goes.... (EXPLODES IN MY FACE). Why did that happen?
Well, I can say this: We're all doomed.
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edited 29th May '17 8:00:37 AM by G2BattleConvoy
Spelunking through a Halo Ring is something else...
...
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wrong thread
Oh dear, now cheese-eating monkey bacteria is all over the walls.
On the roof where I left it for you.
...
All 'bout that good karma
Where's my super-suit?!
Because Slaughterhouse-Five was too indifferent for my tastes.
It's alright. You had a point. I took a picture of it, even.
Honey!~ I got you a nice necklace! What do you think?
Only if you shower with me!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.