The man behind the slaughter
Why did you remodel your house to look like a pinball game?
Well that's one way to respond to a naked woman running past you....
edited 16th Jul '16 3:02:54 PM by Superjohn
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
Destroyer of worlds.
Why can't I have a day that is just NORMAL???
It would've been easier if Jeff hadn't died in the middle of the surgery.
edited 16th Jul '16 3:04:18 PM by Avenuewriter
Is not impressed.
hiya, the name's scout.
Hey mom, I want to get a surgery, what are you thinking about this?
No, of course you can't watch that. It's satanic.
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Braids From S286 Not Included
May I rewatch Barney & Friends to relive my childhood?
No, you can't go out, so you're staying with me.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Red Like Santa
So Yandere-Chan, when are you letting me out of these chains?
When I'm dead.
Now known as Cyber Controller
Hey, when can I have your secret stash of anime? The one you hide in the safe under your bed?
On the plus side, these guys made me their God-King!
Mona Megistus!
Aren't you the explorer who spent a year living with an excrement worshipping tribe?
- blows raspberry*
May the Fourth, yeah yeah.
So why did you make that huge-ass dog-cat-whale-shark-tornado-human hybrid again?
Puhtaytus.
ACCOUNT NO LONGER USED. *straps on jetpack*
Destroyer of worlds.
What do you want with your steak? Salad or potatoes?
There was a little man.
Is not impressed.
The man behind the slaughter
What was the persons last words?
This battle with my rival will be a battle without honor or humanity.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
Okay, I'll try it your way for once
why are you taking the bottomless chest of flaming knives?
because it worked when you did it, thats why!
Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!
see you, space cowboy.
What the SHIT made you want to do backflip over a dog?! YOUR LEG IS GONE!
I... honestly don't know what made me do it.
Long live the New Bev.
Destroyer of worlds.
What would possess you to keep a dungeon full of hamsters in your sister's basement?
Matthew Mc Conaughey.
Is not impressed.
my current job
...who's greased up and shirtless, again?
Close the bleeding window, then!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Former Human
What can I do to stop the cold?
Umm, I didn't order any pizza...
“How long has it been? 23 days?”
Hellooo, stranger! I have a nice pizza for you! Will you open the door?
I say we kill it!
edited 18th Jul '16 4:12:18 PM by DrNoPuma
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
The King Without a Kingdom
What should we do with the rabid dog chained to the tree?
A toast to your victory.
It's been 3000 years…
The man behind the slaughter
Over 500,000 dead soldiers, 12 dead kings, and over 50 million people under my control, my conquest was magnificent, wasn't it?
That's why you should not idolize youtubers, they may turn out to be a criminal!
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
Destroyer of worlds.
Why did Markiplier bite your butt?
Poor bloke, he's got Dave's Syndrome.
Is not impressed.
The man behind the slaughter
Why did Bob star calling himself Dave?
I don't give a fuck about its feelings! If we bring this mermaid in we'll be famous!
edited 19th Jul '16 8:17:34 AM by Superjohn
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
PAINKILLER
Why didn't you throw the mermaid back after you caught it? Have you considered that they are sentient?
I can't see, so fuck you.
edited 19th Jul '16 9:19:00 AM by electronic-tragedy
Life is hard, that's why no one survives.
The King Without a Kingdom
What color do you want your house to be painted in?
You have the fashion sense of a barracuda in a dress.
It's been 3000 years…
Destroyer of worlds.
You think he'll like this outfit?
It happened once, it'll happen again.
Is not impressed.
So there is a pile of dead bodies in the subway?
I am the ultimate pinball wizard. My aim is to play the world like one giant game of pinball.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"