Bitter hatred
Why did you decide to let off fireworks while we retreated from the bank robbery?
I have no justifications officer.
The world is afraid of you...and it should be. You will never be whole, Arthur Curry. Never. I have come to end the fear."
Could you explain to me why you thought it would be a good idea to streak at the Macy's thanksgiving day parade, shooting bottle rockets and riding a horse?
Hey, she said I would look cute if I did it, and she was into cute guys, so I did it.
my current job
So, you went into a freedom fighting organization, lit a government building on fire, and sang "We're Not Gonna Take It," not because of differing political statements, but because of a girl you have a toxic crush on?!
(sadistic grin) I am man; yes I am!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Destroyer of worlds.
Mona Megistus!
Why didn't you prepare for Liam Neeson's appearance?
Fuck it, let's just say some Muslim did it.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!
PINNACLE OF MAN
Are we just going to go right up to the cops and say that we killed thousands of people in New Delhi, you dolt?
So, there was this fucker named Saparmurat Niyazov...
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Bitter hatred
Can you tell me a bedtime story?
Because I was watching the Gravity Falls ending, that's why.
The world is afraid of you...and it should be. You will never be whole, Arthur Curry. Never. I have come to end the fear."
Braids From S286 Not Included
Why are you curled up like that?
Because reasons. I'm leaving it at that.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Red Like Santa
Mona Megistus!
Why are you running around the campus naked with a toaster in your mouth?
He bites his nails way too much.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!
see you, space cowboy.
Why did you cut off that guy's fingers?
I blame the wait for Rick and Morty Season 3.
Long live the New Bev.
Bitter hatred
Why do you look like a nervous wreck?
I believe the song is called San Francisco.
The world is afraid of you...and it should be. You will never be whole, Arthur Curry. Never. I have come to end the fear."
Quick, is San Francisco the name of a song or an elephant?
Pretty good, but she tried to bite my head off.
edited 15th Jul '16 2:12:35 PM by DrNoPuma
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
Destroyer of worlds.
So how was your date with that praying mantis?
It will not apologize for art.
Is not impressed.
Mona Megistus!
Why isn't that robot sorry for carving a huge phallus into the wall?
Well, that's just your theory.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!
see you, space cowboy.
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
So how do you explain the kitchen being covered in your shit?
I refuse to believe the tooth fairy was the one that killed him. What really happened here?
Listen, he mentioned Pokemon GO! He brought this upon himself!
edited 15th Jul '16 3:10:37 PM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.
Why is my kitchen wall covered in something that is red, yet most certainly not ketchup?
That bastard got what he deserved.
Um.. why did you steal a candy from a baby?
'Cause I like it.
ACCOUNT NO LONGER USED. *straps on jetpack*
Destroyer of worlds.
my current job
Care to explain what Trash is doing on the other end of the hallway with the axe?
20 bucks says nobody did this and we're just wasting our time trying to figure it out.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Say, do you happen to know why my basement is full of tied up ladies? And weapons?
I am an excellent driver, thank you very much. Just ask Dr Gerald!
The King Without a Kingdom
Why are you working on your shitty golf game when Dr. Gerald is in a coma?
The Bone Zone, duh.
It's been 3000 years…
Bitter hatred
Where can I find some bones?
Well of course you would get bad PR after shooting a religious figure!
The world is afraid of you...and it should be. You will never be whole, Arthur Curry. Never. I have come to end the fear."
Mona Megistus!
What was the name that skeleton themed zone that ended up being Dummied Out of Sonic The Hedgehog 2?
I found it whilst out playing Pokemon Go.
edited 16th Jul '16 2:57:55 PM by The_Dag
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!
What's with the hole in your head?
It's called improvisation.
Is not impressed.