my current job
What about my Halloween decorations?
Oh... um... LOOK! IT'S MATTHEW MERCER!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Boisterous woman
Why do you have a naked man tied to your car?
I think my friends from hell have something to say about that!
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."
Victory and Great Defeat
Black magic is ridiculous, you don't really think that stuff works, do you?
That's how the West was won.
Frozen ground Ride with the wind Emerge from the gun smoke like demons
The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher
Why are you chasing mi abuela away while yelling "Remember the Alamo!"? I apologize to any Latinos I may have insulted.
The only thing you have to do is nothing.
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.
Boisterous woman
How do I fight a polar bear?
She's 15 dude!
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."
Fly Air Madeline
My best friend's classmate just became a teacher! Isn't that fantastic?
I like having my TV on Cartoon Network nonstop, okay?
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
Lovely Legilimens
Why does this TV have only one channel?
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
Boisterous woman
Favorite quote?
My! What big teeth you have!
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."
my current job
What is one thing you'll ask the Osmond Family?
DA RED OJEZ GO FASTA, YA WUNTZ!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher
Can you give me your best Ork impression?
I'm freaking out, stop that!
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.
Boisterous woman
Wanna watch me poke this grizzly bear?
That's great and all, but the main problem with your solution is that he's kinda dead.
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."
Okay, I'll try it your way for once
So then i pop out and yell, "HEY KIDS, WANNA SEE A DEAD BODY?" and show them your dog, so what do you think about my plan so far?
all you did was make him bleed faster!
Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!
"Team Ken, baby"
I was squeezing him so he'd bleed dry, okay?
That's why I now have a fancy looking coat that smells suspiciously like wee, and goes "swoosh swoosh" in the wind.
edited 28th Sep '15 5:15:57 AM by trashconverters
Stand up against pinkwashing, don't fall for propoganda
The Scarlet Witch
Did you win The Game?
Someone's gotta take care of him.
"Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am."
Boisterous woman
Why is Hitler in your house!?
Dude, your child is a girl, just accept it!
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."
The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher
Should I teach my son not to play with girls?
I traveled the world. I just know.
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.
Boisterous woman
How did you figure out he was a Vampire?
I think you're going overboard with this scariest house competition....
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."
18's Glomp OF DOOM
What kind of house is this?
I love my milk!!!!
I love you, Krillin!! -struggling to breathe- I love you as well, honey..
need bigger friends
I'm heading out to buy some crap. What do you want-
I'm not gonna lie, that's kind of hot.
Try imagining how far the universe extends! Keep thinking about it until you go insane.
Boisterous woman
Wanna see these naked pictures of Lord Voldemort?
but he's French, he cant be the emperor of Japan!
edited 10th Oct '15 9:44:07 AM by Superjohn
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."
18's Glomp OF DOOM
Why does Salza want to take over Earth So Badly.
Now watch me whip, now watch me Nae Nae
I love you, Krillin!! -struggling to breathe- I love you as well, honey..
64th Successor
What are the most annoying lyrics in existence?
Look, I just don't like skeletons alright?
If you have a problem with Hokuto then tell it to me!
Boisterous woman
Why did you destroy the skeleton in the science lab?
For love of god don't say that again or I will kill you in your sleep!
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."
my current job
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You do know those are my Halloween decorations, right?
So, you wanna go dance to a Captain Beefheart song?
Impossible! Drumming like that is the sure-fire way to injure someone!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
What do you think about our new pumpkin?
They're dead.
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.