The King Without a Kingdom
Can I leave? I have to urinate.
I saw Bugs Bunny in a kilt.
It's been 3000 years…
Victory and Great Defeat
What makes you think we used too many mushrooms?
I'm not going to dignify that with an answer.
Frozen ground Ride with the wind Emerge from the gun smoke like demons
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Have you ever danced naked with your friends?
Guys, we're trying to get rid of a rat, not a vampire.
Space Molly Weasley
I'm armed with garlic and stakes. Who's up for a vamp hunt?
Yes we can!
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"
The Vagrant
Can you make the nearby girl there fall head over heels with you?
I don't care, and you should leave the room.
Creator of the Avatar Arena and its Discord server.
Space Molly Weasley
Can you please help me with my homework?
Trade secret!
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"
"Why won't you DIE?"
No, I'm fairly sure that's not how Stains of Time goes...
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
The King Without a Kingdom
I killed someone in a time machine; is that how Stains of Time works?
I got my ass kicked by a blind gangster.
It's been 3000 years…
Space Molly Weasley
Why are your lower extremities bandaged like a mummy's?
No. I'm never moving on!
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"
Rose is gone, brah. Can't you just let her go?
When hell freezes over. Or tomorrow morning. Depends on my mood.
edited 20th Feb '15 9:21:35 AM by SolipSchism
The Vagrant
Can you please just give me some of your money?
After I'm done cooking dinner, dear.
Creator of the Avatar Arena and its Discord server.
Jer gets all the girls
Look, when are you gonna dispose of that body in the pantry? It's starting to smell!
What you do with your own shoes is none of my business.
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
The King Without a Kingdom
What do you feel about me eating my shoes?
Shakespeare can't write his way out of a bag of potato chips.
It's been 3000 years…
Shakespeare, considered some sort of poetry prodigy. PAH. Bunch of shit, I think. What do you think?
Perhaps we could skip the train and just use a teleporter? I DID just get hit in the face by a nuclear explosion...
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Why can't we just get you some bandage and then build a train that'll get us there?
Basically, the plan is to steal the cottage cheese, and use it.
edited 27th Feb '15 5:09:13 AM by Elva
Transcender of Gender
So how does hijacking the local supermarket's dairy section help with our plan to rob a bank?
That's so ridiculous it loops right back around to being plausible.
they/them || "Forgive me, regent of queer amphibians" - Lt.BGob
My son is a dumbass
So first you go into the bank and threaten them, then you will enter in the police custom and "arrest" him. Any questions so far?
Okay, seriously, who put you in charge?
The Vagrant
Hey, who's in charge of this plan?
I'm alone and free! Leave me alone already!
Creator of the Avatar Arena and its Discord server.
Space Molly Weasley
Elsa, can you please stop this winter? We can be back together again!
Not bad, but not good either.
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"
Cheating Death
How about that explosion, huh!?
Well I bought the Zebra and everything started to go wrong from there...
You may call me Nyx.
Dipper fan
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How did your farm became a zoo, cowboy?
And for the record I would have kicked your ass if the lady hadn't stopped me.
Forgiveness is beyond justice, faith is superior than hope, redemption is better than perfection and love is greater than them all.
my current job
Well, any defeated remarks, fallen challenger?
Hey, nobody told me I couldn't bring my 52-card deck to the game store!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
The Vagrant
Why are you carrying such a huge suitcase? You should leave that there.
I am Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons.
Creator of the Avatar Arena and its Discord server.
So, who are you anyway?
To be honest, "Run, Saxton Hale's underpants, run!" was not a sentence I expected to hear. Ever.
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Are you aware of your ridiculously unnerving ideal set?
...HOW CAN YOU ASK THAT WHEN THE ENEMY IS RIGHT AT OUR DOOR?!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.