Jolly Saint Nick
Why are you in the family picture twice? You aren't even my brother!
That's what happens when you try to ride a lion.
Happy Holidays to everyone! Have a great end of the year, and an even better 2015- you all deserve it!
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
And you say that you lost everything below the waste?
Well, look at it this way: At least we aren't stuck in a tiny hole in the earth that's slowly being filled with gasoline.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Ah! We're stuck in a tiny hole being filled up with water!
CAW CAW!
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
So, what do you think of this new spell I learned?
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
my current job
Say, where's Muhna?
Yes I can: the two of them banging each other.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
Do you have any idea what this might imply?
No, and if it was, it wouldn't be in the middle of winter.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Is it okay if you run around in your underwear?
Diesel Punk, just diesel punk.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
What would you call it if an Amtrak train started singing "Anarchy in the UK"?
Vaporwave... it's like this musical drug.
In Perpetual Finality
What's got you in such a 90s mood lately, man?
There was, like, an enormous hair in my mouth.
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
Why did you drink magma?
When in doubt, C4.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
How do you solve your problems?
What the hell is wrong with you?
edited 22nd Jul '14 4:50:32 PM by Inceptiond
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
my current job
Would you bake a kitten, or roast a puppy?
The radio's not keeping one channel.
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
Now, do you have any anomalous activity to report?
It's because I kept kicking him in the d**k.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Why is Vegeta so pissed off?
Yes, but you'll have to give me your left arm to do it.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Jolly Saint Nick
Can I be your sidekick when you save the world?
The answer is invalid.
Happy Holidays to everyone! Have a great end of the year, and an even better 2015- you all deserve it!
intrepid sword
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Dude, please don't bring up anything related to the Panama heist again.
I stopped listening after you said "We need a plan."
So, ever been to Central America?
I am Iron Man.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Jolly Saint Nick
Why are you trying to build a super-suit?
Mouse soup with a side of snake fries.
Happy Holidays to everyone! Have a great end of the year, and an even better 2015- you all deserve it!
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
So, what have you been up to recently?
I mean, I could tell you, but why ruin the surprise?
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Jolly Saint Nick
Why is there blood coming out of my bedroom?
The blender broke, so we had to improvise.
Happy Holidays to everyone! Have a great end of the year, and an even better 2015- you all deserve it!
One just might
Why are you tap-dancing on a pineapple?
I planned to break two records today but I accidentally broke three records.
edited 18th Jul '14 11:56:18 PM by Blurring
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
What happened to my vinyls?
Join me and together we can rule the galaxy as father and uncle.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
my current job
Okay, do you remember your lines, Mr. Earl Jones?
I think that's what you'd call a Fox on the Run.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
What's with these hookers you brought in here?
Actually, I am your brother and your daughter.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else