Narumi, THE SKULL MAN looked up. "Oh, cool. A gorilla." Narumi said as he contuined to read his awesome The Atom comic! You must buy it! It comes with the limited edition Skull Man Wooden Gun! BUY IT NOW!
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One gorilla had the misfortune of being hit by Samara's gravity hammer. A loud boom resonated as the ape went soaring off the pyramid.
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"I'm the Avatar! You gotta deal with it!"
I'm Back Bitches (not really)
The Doctor smiles. "That's great! Now could somebody free me from my shackles!?"
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Mason sat down.
"Explanation. Now."
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"A space-wizard did it. Trust me, it makes sense." Samara said matter-of-factly, untieing the Doctor. "All better, Doc?"
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"I'm the Avatar! You gotta deal with it!"
Hope was trying to pull something out a pouch on the back of his belt.
I know Light's knife is there; I can feel it.
It may have been there, but with his arms bound in this manner he couldn't get to it.
"Yup. That tasted purple."
The dastardly gorilla man EASILY evaded their attacks, laughing all the while!
"You cannot defeat the Ape Empire, Super FOOLS! Our masterplan is both logical and succinct! And you shall be the first subjects of our EVIL EXPERIMENT!!"
A ray of MYSTERIOUS GREEN LIGHT flashed throughout the chamber, and our heroes felt a DIRE CHANGE coming over them!
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
"..."
Gordon looked around. Was there a way to throw himself off into oblivion? That would end this bullshit tomfoolery pretty quickly.
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"Oh shit. Aki mushrooms.
They do have medals for almost, and they're called silver!
The Mighty Pen
Jack, having presumably been freed at some point in the escape and having snatched up his sword from a conveniently placed rack, was nonetheless struck by the insidious power of the apes.
A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving. -Lao Tzu
I'm Back Bitches (not really)
"Thank you girl! Say did I ever learn your name?! If I didn't I was exceptionally rude!"
The green light covers him. "WHAT TRICKERY IS THIS!? This light... I'm... changing!
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"My name's Samara-" Samara got that far before the flash swept over the room. Samara collapsed into a fetal position, twitching madly and saying 'Noo! I don't wanna be a waiter!'
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"I'm the Avatar! You gotta deal with it!"
Bitch pills
Rey had simply scooted himself to the back of the cell and stayed there, watching with wide eyes.
Easing back into life one step at a time
"Golly!" exclaimed Hahli, feeling a strange sensation come over her. "I think... that I'm changing into something else!"
Aww, son of a bitch
The Brain struggled even more against the rope. "Must... resist... transformation ray!!!!"
"You have more than enough potential. So tell me what is the one wish that would make your soul gem shine." -Mitt Romney, probably
"Yesss that's right, Super-IMBECILES, our Devolutionary-Device shall transform you, and everyone else on this planet... INTO APES!! GWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
That defies all logic!
Our heroes feel a change overcoming them, their bodies changing, twisting into an UNFAMILIAR, shape! Is there all end to this MONKEY BUSINESS?!! Or will this development cause them to GO APE?!
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
"... Wake me up when it's over."
Gordon proceeded to point the scatter stun-gun at his own head and pull the trigger, knocking himself out cold.
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In the mean time, Blink had proceeded to strip the Silver Sentinal's base of many valuable items. She was, of course, completely unaware of what had happened when the others left. At the moment, she didn't care too much. She thought this challenge was stupid.
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"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
I'm Back Bitches (not really)
The Doctor screams and turns. "I must fight it! My humanity must be kept! You apes will fear the wrath of the... silver sentinels! AAAGGGHHHH"
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"I WILL NEVER BE A GORILLA! Or something else. Can somebody free me from the ropes?"
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Samara merely rocked back and forth, staring ahead while murmuring the song "Over The Rainbow".
"I'm the Avatar! You gotta deal with it!"
-ELEMENTAL MAN, Master of the Alchemical Arts, resists the change as log as he can, but to no avail!-
The shadowy Vezon, having freed himself of his bonds, and casualy walked over to the space ape. "I for one welcome our new brakas overlords, and eagerly await my tail."
"Must... resist... changes!" said Hahli, feeling the change beginning to take place.
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Mason manages some final words before transforming.
"Screw. You. Doctor. Fredric. Wertham."
Mason had managed to escape the ropes with a mixture of a knife and CIA training, and immediately started bashing the gorilla in the face.
They do have medals for almost, and they're called silver!