"Say," said Tundra, "where's big-robot-that-turns-into-a-panther-guy?" He wanted to make sure he didn't accidentally call Ravage the wrong name.
J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS!Naoto seemed to flinch and turn to The Doctor. "You don't need to shout, I'm only a few feet away from you. And knowing the nomads, something is going to make this horrible." She says.
Blink frowned at Naoto. "Aww, I wish I could stil see your face. It's a lot nicer when I can see your face."
She took the comic that Raz had presented to her and flipped through it, still mildly confused.
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Gordon checked his guns... and would have gone into a long trail of swear words if he had been able to. Each gun had been replaced with a ridiculous mockery. The only thing that wasn't changed was the gravity gun.
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."Trained by wild bushmen in the Australian outback, THE HUNTSMAN answers the call! The Huntsman glanced around the room, the bow that shared his name strapped to his back. He wore some kind of white facepaint and a tribal outfit. His hat and sunglasses were gone. "Now this is just embarassing."
You cannot kung fu on bulldozer!"Disappointed, Gordon?" said Tundra. "Check your melee arsenal. There should still be some good not-mockeries."
J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS!Gray appeared in an outfit that was an odd-looking fusion of his normal outfit and Wolverine's classic blue and yellow outfit. EGADS, he said. WE LOOK LIKE COMIC BOOK FANBOYS!!!
Lampshade Hanging: It's a lifestyle."Why Gordon MAN OF SCIENCE what has happened?! You look FURIOUS."
"You mean like that MAGICAL GIRL challenge I've heard about Masquerade?!"
To Be Updated when I'm not LazySpriggan went along with the others, seeing that his firearms have turned to generic looking ones.
"Dammit. Least my clothes weren't affected."
"Exit muna si Polgas. Ang kailangan dito ay si Dobermaxx!"Rey glanced around at everyone, and for a moment looked for all the world as though he were giggling, though he quickly covered his mouth with his hand and turned away, only his shoulders shaking somewhat.
Easing back into life one step at a time-fran examined her outfit, which now resembled a strange patchwork-
(What kind of a name is "Stitch-Girl"?)
AT THAT MOMENT, the valiant avengers heard the EVER PRESENT call to danger and excitement!
-a flashing red light and blaring alram went off near a giant screen that covered an entire wall-
Holy scalpels! The TroubAlarm calls, old chums!
-Fran clapped a hand to her mouth-
I... I don't know where that came from.
"Hmm...well, it would very boring if we sat around all day. Let's KNOCK DOWN some EVILDOERS!" said Tundra. Huh, he thought, I wanted to say "kill."
J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS!A CALL TO ACTION STICH-GIRL!? WELL THEN THE SILVER SENTINELS SHOULD GO MEET THE MEN OUT IN THE FRAY!!
The Doctor covers his mouth. Now where is that coming from?
To Be Updated when I'm not Lazy"Will you stop SHOUTING, for the love of Criminy?! I cannot even hear myself think!"
Ravage scowled in obvious displeasure. Those were not the words he wanted to use.
His sour mood only worsened as he looked down at himself. His body seemed...sleeker somehow, and the patches of fur were gone; it almost looked as if he were made out of plastic, or wearing a highly reflective, glossy black space suit of some sort. The Predacon lifted up his arms, and hissed when he saw that the long blades which normally protruded from his elbows like awkwardly-placed bayonets were now blunt and rounded, more like pylons or sticks than anything; a cursory swish of his tail revealed that the blade there had suffered much the same treatment.
The panther reached over his shoulder to draw his blaster, then scowled at what he saw. "A ray gun?◊ Are you gosh-darned kidding me?!"
edited 5th Mar '11 7:49:18 PM by SullenFrog
The Danse Macabre CodexThe Brain dramatically pointed in a random direction. "To the Sentinel Cycle!!!"
edited 5th Mar '11 7:48:33 PM by Bindlestick
"You have more than enough potential. So tell me what is the one wish that would make your soul gem shine." -Mitt Romney, probably"Your mouth, Doc," said Tundra. "Duh!" Wow...that...isn't how I talk. At all.
"Wait, shouldn't we find out what the trouble is before we go to the Whatever Cycle?"
edited 5th Mar '11 7:49:40 PM by TestYourMight
J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS!Gray replied, 'DO WE NEED TO DEFEND A RANDOM CITIZEN'S UNDOUBTEDLY IMPORTANT BRIEFCASE?'
Lampshade Hanging: It's a lifestyle.-an elderly mustached man appeared on the screen◊-
"Come in, Silver Sentinels! Come in Silver Sentinels! The city needs your help!"
"I guess that's what superheroes do at this time." Spriggan told Grey. "Who knows, I read up on manga stuff my classmates lend to me in high school."
"Exit muna si Polgas. Ang kailangan dito ay si Dobermaxx!"Under the onslaught of shouting, Jack failed to suppress the urge to join in.
"Indeed! Duty calls us to again walk the path of righteousness! Let us make haste!"
Immediately afterwards, he went very quiet, as if he hoped no one else had heard or at least would pretend not to notice. He occupied himself in looking at the alarm for details.
A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving. -Lao TzuThe Brain's enormous cranium snapped towards the screen. "What is it, Stan!?"
"You have more than enough potential. So tell me what is the one wish that would make your soul gem shine." -Mitt Romney, probably"I'm so confused..." Blink looked around, for the first time despondent. She had absolutely no idea what all of this was.
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"Crisis?" Gordon asked. "Great, let's get this over with."
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."Don't run off yet, I haven't explained what the crisis is!
Rey simply continued to snicker quietly, but moved so he'd be able to follow the others once they were on their way, grinning widely. It seemed as though he were actually rather enjoying himself.
edited 5th Mar '11 7:52:00 PM by MystyGlyttyr
Easing back into life one step at a timeSTOP ADDRESSING HIM AS "STAN" YOU FOOLS
"The first National Bank of New Kirbyville is under attack, true believers! It looks like Dr Walrus is up to his old tricks!"
edited 5th Mar '11 7:53:28 PM by Vox
Jack discovered that although the cut of his clothes remained the same, the coloring had changed, becoming brighter and with a fairly intricate pattern that was not suited to a samurai. His belt was black instead of white and one of the straw hats he had made was on his head. The sight would have been rather comical in his home and he felt faintly embarrassed.
Looking to Naoto, he said, "Then a brief explanation of a typical comic book would be most appreciated before we begin."
edited 5th Mar '11 7:38:57 PM by RedCedar
A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving. -Lao Tzu