Calamity is a housewife
Because it's just too damn Bishie.
"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Cause he likes cats.
Because reaction face.
Does What You Don't
Because too pervy for this plane of existence.
"All worlds begin in darkness and all so end. The heart is no different."-Ansem
B Villain
Cause swords
That awkward moment where Kyoro is one of Satan's Generals.
What's eatin' you, chief?
Cause he's not feeling particularly :D today.
War is God.
Cause he loves Maleficent.
Eternally dreaming...
Because he likes how Mike Dawson is a really sad and pathetic person after watching the Dark Seed 2 retsupurae.
Someone wake me from this nightmare, I've become my darkest fear...
Because he likes Metal.
edited 1st Aug '12 5:21:00 PM by PhysicalStamina
Burn It Down In The End
Because funny
Every time a fairy says that it doesn't believe in humans, a human child dies.
What's eatin' you, chief?
Because photoshop pokemans.
Nightwatch
Because Disney, duders!
Standing in the shadows at the end of my bed.
Because Capcom
edited 1st Aug '12 7:10:49 PM by Classifiedzerogoki
"Strategy? Spacing? I just keep punching until I hit something." - Sol Badguy
What's eatin' you, chief?
Because... some guy-whom-I-do-not-know-of.
War is God.
Does What You Don't
For the EVULS!
"All worlds begin in darkness and all so end. The heart is no different."-Ansem
Because Persona 4 anime.
Because he killed Rita.
edited 1st Aug '12 11:05:53 PM by Gaunt88
Because he's a Homestuck fan.
Because reaction face.
Burn It Down In The End
Because blue energy
Every time a fairy says that it doesn't believe in humans, a human child dies.
Because it preaches correct camp bonfire safety without that scary bear getting all alarmist about forest fires.
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I resent that! If I ever laundered drug money in Central America to acquire firearms, I would use those firearms to further my own nefarious ends. I would never give them to a country like Iran who would only be likely to end up shooting me with the firearms at some point in the future.
edited 2nd Aug '12 6:59:47 PM by SeanMurrayI
What's eatin' you, chief?
Because he wants to be like Oliver North when he grows up. Kids.
War is God.
Can-I-Bus
Because dragons.
The smartest idiot you will ever meet.
Burn It Down In The End
Because rap music
Every time a fairy says that it doesn't believe in humans, a human child dies.
Cause dragons
That awkward moment where Kyoro is one of Satan's Generals.