straight up just a bear
You don't, that is illegal.
What's updog?
A former adventurer...
He's the canine neighbor to Ceiling Cat. He's a lot friendlier, and less likely to stare at you while you're doing, ahem, questionable things.
I've been trying to unlock my super human powers, but every time I push my body in an attempt to transform, I poop myself a little. Is this normal?
Red Like Santa
Yes. That's why superheroes all wear latex, to hide the smell.
Is it okay to steal women's panties?
Now known as Cyber Controller
Yes, because women love to have people break into their houses. They're real thrill-seekers.
Are all sharks mean and scary?
edited 10th Apr '16 6:44:47 AM by DrNoPuma
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
my current job
Only the loan sharks.
I need an alibi. Do you know anyone who can give me one?
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
The man behind the slaughter
Bob from accounting might know one.
How many fucks do you give a day?
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
I don't give any, I drop them.
Why is the moon so close to the earth?
straight up just a bear
Every week, a group of astro wizards gather on top of the Burj Khalifa to perform a ceremony that keeps the Moon bound to Earth. Without this ceremony the Moon would fly away and enter the Sun.
Are we almost there yet?
my current job
IF I SAY YES, WILL YOU SHUT UP?!
That was the question.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
The man behind the slaughter
Nope.
Excuse me , do you have 3,50$ on you?
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
Red Like Santa
No. I do have them in monopoly money, though?
Why do girls hate it when I look up their skirts?
Now known as Cyber Controller
The Underdog of Fantendo
These girls have embarrassing prints on their panties.
If I said that cynical people are the best, would you punch my face?
"If you want troubles, lad, you found it!" -Team Fortress 2 Demoman
-slaps you-
The Underdog of Fantendo
"Pu tuhs uoy dlouw!? Waahahhaahahaha!"
Happy now?
"If you want troubles, lad, you found it!" -Team Fortress 2 Demoman
Red Like Santa
(ON INDEFINITE HIATUS)
Nothing.
How do I breathe?
She/they. Hirrus Clutumnus is my comfort character
64th Successor
Underwater.
Why is my couch always wet?
If you have a problem with Hokuto then tell it to me!
The Best Worst Psychonaut
Because it has water on it.
How do I put out a fire?
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
You pour whiskey on it.
straight up just a bear
W.E.B. Du Bois is dead. You can't "shot" him.
(ON INDEFINITE HIATUS)
A piece of string!
What's the square root of a tree?
edited 19th May '16 7:08:42 PM by TheWhiteWolf
She/they. Hirrus Clutumnus is my comfort character
Red Like Santa
The Best Worst Psychonaut
First, paint yourself green. Second, start eating fire. You could also try drinking oil beforehand to speed up the process.
What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?
edited 21st May '16 8:04:47 AM by PresidentStalkeyes
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
The man behind the slaughter
Superman is born.
What the fuck did you say about my mother?
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
Make yourself fictional.
How do you do, fellow kids?
This account is dead. I’ve said a lot of dumb things in the past and I wish to forget them. I’m sorry if I’ve ever hurt anyone.