Planet of the Hats

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the drugs here are called beak

Twenty-Seventh: The ranking in Placet's militaries are shown in how extravagant their hat is.

Twenty-eighth: Off-worlders are considered incredibly exotic, and will often be showered with offers of "hands in marriage" whereby a clone of somebody's hand is literally thrown.

Twenty-Ninth:

Most governments on Placet are run mainly by human and cat representatives. However, World Alliance always has a foreign delegate to ensure an influx of offworlders.

Thirtieth:

The military's hats must constantly be made more extravagant to keep up with their achievements (the individual must retain possession of the same hat throughout his service, as laid down in the planet's laws). As such, a position as a hatter is highly lucrative on Placet.

edited 21st Nov '10 1:33:48 PM by MsieurLapin

31st: Many of the hatter families are descendents of immigrants from the Space German Empire.

edited 21st Nov '10 1:57:48 PM by SantosLHalper

Thirty-Second: A common form of transportation are Portals.

33: The use of Portals as transportation requires a liscence from Apeture Science.

Thirty-fourth: For a short time, the Space German Empire was replaced by the Space Third Reich, who nearly exterminated the native μμs.

Thirty-Fifth But then they (the Reich) invented Time Travel and accidentally erased their own existence.

Thirty-Sixth: Thus, the use of Time-Travel is now banned except in "exceptional circumstances".

Thirty-Seventh: The most popular song genre right now is the blues, but with rock and roll lyrics.

Thirty-Eighth Second most popular is Rock And Roll with blues lyrics.

Thirty-Ninth: Killing threads on the internet forums is punishable by death.

edited 6th Dec '10 5:41:26 PM by megamagikarp

Forti-eth: Saving them gets you a medal and nobility, though.

edited 10th Dec '10 9:56:59 AM by AlirozTheConfused

Forty-first: People keep zombies as pets.

Forty-second: zombie ownership is regulated by the government's Zombie Affairs Agency.

Forty-third:
The majority of composting on the planet is simply allowing surplus zombies to decompose. Would that be a deadly euphemism if they are already deaad?

FOURTY FIFTH: The smarter zombies are up in arms against this, but they are criticized by both living people, and their less-sapient brethren, who just want to eat their brains like the rest of them.

FORTY SIXTH Some of the zombies work at aluminum plants.