What about your signature?

Aesop Rock.

From a game of Team Fortress 2. Famous Last Words before blitzing the enemy base.

Learning about attachment in young children and babies, especially the evolutionary model. Which prompted one of my classmates to question how did babies evolve to act cute to get attention.

...

He kinda phrased it wrongly.

Shameless Self-Promotion...

The middle part is a Marathon reference. The first and last parts grew out of that.

First line is based on a quiz I saw once that was pure genius :

"What is your sentimental situation ?"

• Single
• Couple
• FOREVER ALONE

...And the second part is kinda my motto. Well, it's not the only one, but I like it a lot.

Shout-out.

Ingenious. My signature is ingenious.

Because too much idealism here!!!

It's kinda obvious, really.

I'm surrounded by people whose knowledge of American rock music goes as obscure as "Green Day", and anime of "Naruto". And no-one uses metric to measure anything, bar groceries.

I like changing my signature up. I've had 'Don't knock my smock or I'll clean your clock!', 'You will burn in a special level of hell. A level reserved for child molesters and people who talk at the theater,' 'Do you think I'm blind? Of course I smell it!', "Your brain needs some assistance," and I think a few others. Right now it's 'Stick them with the pointy end.' He's talking about swords, if you don't know the series.

edited 25th Nov '11 8:27:30 AM by Psychobabble6

It's my actual view on faith, worded in early-modern English. I hold fast to the notion that blind faith has no place in human reasoning.

It's a quote from The Pirates In An Adventure With Scientists, my personal must-see film of 2012.

Doctor Strangelove, bitches.

Exactly What It Says on the Tin.

An explanation of what I mean when I say that "X is a parr" or that "Person X got parred off".

It'd be cool if it caught on, but I doubt it.

Swash as I perceive it. It's a mandatory requirement of pirates and rogues and you never see 'em with their swash unbuckled.

Reference to an early Ministry song. I didn't feel like revealing my true location.

I think my signature comes from a commercial of some kind of fake chocolate product.

Something Doran Martell said in A Feast For Crows that I thought sounded cool.

edited 26th Nov '11 10:48:51 PM by Icarael

Parallels between Santa and the Slenderman, for the yule season.

Memetic Badass Mutation.

edited 17th Dec '11 12:26:29 PM by loganlocksley

The joke is that I dislike psychoanalysis and crunkcore.

So, combined, would be that it would be a massive amount of hate.

Someone made this caption for my avatar, and since it won't fit in my title...

That would be a perfect caption for a Christmas!Uncle Sam

Should this be, "I am required by my TV tropes contract to Hit on any troper that happens to be Female."?

I don't really have one... :(

I guess I'm just not that interesting.