ITT: We are on a bus.

Just... leave me alone, okay?

[stares out the window]

....Okay.

But next time I'll be getting here before ya for the window seat!

edited 27th Apr '10 8:02:27 PM by BlackDove

So yeah I'm also on the bus.

I'm a clown who does crack cocaine, anyone want in on Happy's magic pixie dust?

-sighs- How do I keep ending up in these situations?

-has been looking out the window for the past page or so-

I don't know. Perhaps you're just a horrible judge of character.

-looks out the window again-

Oh yeah, that was really helpful. You totally put it all in perspective for me.

I backflip onto the bus.

Don't feel bad Arc, you're not the only sane man...other than the guy play playing the accordion, this is a pretty normal bus.

edited 28th Apr '10 5:07:14 AM by Keybreak

...And whoever is flipping around like a flea on the roof.

-pulls up alongside the bus in a ferarri- Suckers! -drives away-

(lol, one time gag)

A very reassuring thought. -sits down-

The best thing to do is to just make the best of a strange situation. -turns to breathe on the window, then writes "K-e-y-b-r-e——-"- Gah, hit a speedbump.

Oh, what a shame. Now it won't make any sense.

How did the accordion guy get on the bus, anyway?

.*Accordion player starts singing*

A Player: Another one rides the bus!

Me: NO!!!! IT'S HAPPENING! EVERYONE, SCRUNCH UP!

A Player: Another one rides the bus!

Wait, what?

Another one rides the bus!

I swing down through the (closed) door, and ask for a ticket to Scotland.

Does this bus go everywhere?

I don't know. Does someone have the timetable for this thing?

Nope. I made one hell of an entrance though.

.*Lots of people enter the bus*

A Player: And another one, and another one, and another one, and another one!

Me: Oh no! I lost my contact lens

Amazing they can all fit. -looks up to bus mirror- Hey Reecer, I think it fell through the cushions.

-gets on bus-

-finds seat next to window-

-daydreams

Darn! I could never reach into those... Wait, why do I care? I just found these contact lenses randomly on the ground at the bus stop! I have perfect vision!

Owww... Get your suitcase outta my ribs!