Eughhhh... damn, that was one heck of party last night?
...
Where the hell am I?
-puts my arms around an invisible person-
Oh Ricardo, I love you. Take me into your big, strong arms...
-wakes up, looks around, obviously disappointed-
Where's Ricardo? ...Who are you people and what are you doing in my bedroom?!
...Wait, this isn't my bedroomm... Where am I?!
Defiler of Shops
Oh hey, I found a CD and a key on the bed! This cabinet looks like it needs the key... Yes! It's unlocked! Inside... a book. How unuseful.
Soul is ugly.
YOU THINK I'M CUTE!?
... Whoa, what a party, I got smashed!
Wait, I can't drink... Oh well!
It's good to be ho-oooh bollocks, I don't live here.
"A closed mouth doesn't get fed. An open mouth swallows 8 spiders a year." - Don Zabu
ヽ(´∀`)ノ
^^ No, see? There's a hidden pocket in the book's back cover. And in there, there's a piece of paper with cryptic symbols written on it!
Like the night my girl went away, gone off in a world filled with stuff
Eventua
Hmm... -puts on deer hunter and gets out tobacco-
Eureka, I've figured it out! ^_^ Everyone, come around! I've uncovered something incredibly important!
My new account at: Eventua
What? Have you figured out the last digit of Pi?
Ghosts' Poet
...
-holds up key marked "Bedroom Key"-
edited 10th Oct '10 6:04:31 PM by yarrunmace
you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
Gristknife
-Bangs on wall of safe.-
Oh God, I hope this isn't like that movie...
-Howl of furry at realization that I don't have a lighter.-
Let me out of here! Even a small bedroom full of people would be an improvement!
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
Defiler of Shops
OMG THE SAFE IS HAUNTED RUN AWAY! *backs up against door*
Soul is ugly.
Eventua
No, I just realised...! WE'RE LOCKED IN THIS ROOM! O_O
WAAAGGGHHH!!! PANICING PANICING PANICING!!!
My new account at: Eventua
Calendar enthusiast
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART!!!!!
Ukrainian Red Cross
Jamais vu
-Wakes up- THANK GOD IM ALIVE...Wait, where am I?
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
Be green.
You got kidnaped and were trapped in this room together.
I am bad at picking things.
HOORAY!
So, the door is locked... Any windows?
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
HOORAY!
It's just a lit-up painting of a window.
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Could we please, please, please find a way out soon?
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
HOORAY!
I see a toilet here. I dunno if I should look...
...Well cripes, it's filled with cement! At the very least it's pleasant to look at.
edited 1st Dec '10 6:49:47 PM by TsundeRay
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ERRRGH....
Maybe we should try looking under the sink for a clue?
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Fwomph
-Punches the cement-
-Bunch of tiny piles of clay falls down a drain-
Clay blocks, one of the easiest tricks around.
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
Yes! A toilet! ...Now could everyone leave for a second? Oh, wait. The door's locked. Blargh.
Maybe there's a clue in the toilet?
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Be green.
-gets off toilet and forgets to flush it-
That was bad diareah.
edited 1st Dec '10 7:32:37 PM by queenofdarkness
I am bad at picking things.
...
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Argghh, what a headache. Hey, I don't ever remember this bedroom being in my house! Why is there a safe in the wall?
Soul is ugly.