Saint Braeburn:
i9 a\m na t5rkoopefr asgt\ TV TROPES
Everything is Possible. But somethings are more Probable than others.
Carrier of Pigeons
About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was part of him — and I didn’t know how potent that part might be — that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.
... well now we know how it was written then...
ADHD? Bitch please, those are battle instincts!
You obviously got that from the Facebook status linked earlier.
JJIUKO am a trop;ert zatg tyhg vbythgo;pefdrdsxs
Carrier of Pigeons
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
That's a thing on face book now? I honestly wouldn't know, because I haven't been on face book since March. And here I thought I was being clever. 
My brother is a alien!
i za m za troppe4r5 n at tv gtr5oop4e4sew
TOO. MUCH. CANDY. AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!-
Red Lagoon
i am a tgrflopefr oln tgv tgropes
all the loose ends
oki waqsm nwsa nygthtr5fglop;;lphrf5tgttr5gf sawgy t6gybhree4weei9oiewSAW
I have big elbows.
edited 27th Aug '12 8:12:52 PM by eldritchseer
u ZA TDFKIOLEERN A Zgftr cv weioowe
Time's up!
JUI nasqwmnj asq tgyrtfpolp;erre ohnjm tyvbf tyrtfpop-[reedsw
I got the first letters of TV Tropes right...
edited 5th Sep '12 7:03:54 PM by starfy64
I want to be the one!
<33
"I am a troper at tvtropes" with your elbows
edited 5th Sep '12 9:08:32 PM by WertyYertrew
but the future refused to change. the miracle never happen.![[awesome]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/minis/award_star_gold_3.png "[awesome]"){kind=small}
Impossible Gender Forge
i am nA FCTFRRDLSZDX XT TRF C;LFKJSX
AIKL Oaxazsd ,m as tytrkolpoertr azs\tgyh ty vbgtytrolptrerdxcsf
iko zasm sz tgrftolp;p;[[ertat tcvvtrops
You say I am loved, when I don’t feel a thing. You say I am strong, when I think I am weak. You say I am held, when I am falling short.
pony an transformer girl
i am, sa tfgolp[er at tyvtROpes
Giant robots colorful ponies are just awsome!
Time's up!
i seee youuuu
UI WENMJ waqs rftdeoipodsrde ikn GTV Bgfreoded./
Close enough.
edited 5th Oct '12 8:08:25 PM by TwentyTwoSevenths
YOU'LL PAY FOR THE WHOLE SEAT, BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDGE!!!
Nightwatch
My gracious! I cannot stop laughing! Makes me wish I could try this with a phone keyboard...
i am qqa tropoper at tv tropes.
edited 5th Oct '12 8:09:59 PM by TheIcySneasel
Standing in the shadows at the end of my bed.
Dread Pirate Captain
iu sd ,m x d hggl;;fgtv njnhm bhgfgtvl;;erd
Yup.
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
io as ,m asz tytrpopoertr5 satg ty vgthyrfolprfesd
..... my elbows are big and this game does snot play nice with model m keyboards.
Digital Analogy
I am a ttoper af YV Tdopes.
Pretty good considering I'm typing this on a touchscreen phone.
In porto perse vitulus est.
Nightwatch
ii am a trooper aqt Tffvv tropoes>./
Yep.
Standing in the shadows at the end of my bed.
Ave Imperator
IKUJUY azxdfgv,.;//
This is a signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
I am a tropoer at TV Tropes.
Standing in the shadows at the end of my bed.