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All things considered I rewrote it a little bit. But drawing is essential, this is a yugioh reference. So I changed it to a replacement effect.

Searching for a card and putting that on top probably would be easier :P. But there is less counterplay to this replacement effect. Your opponent will not get the chance to mill your deck in response now.

edited 22nd Feb '16 7:56:11 AM by StephanReiken

Avowed Ascetic - WG
Creature - Human Monk
Reach, Shroud
Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt by ~.
0/5
Those who give all can have nothing taken from them. Those who curse no one cannot be cursed. Those who love all cannot be hated.

Magneto 2BBB
Legendary Creature - Mutant
Flying, Protection from Artifacts
You may choose not to untap Magneto during your untap step.
2R, T: Gain control of target artifact for as long as Magneto remains tapped. It gains haste until end of turn.
RRR: Tap or untap target artifact.
2/2

edited 26th Feb '16 8:40:21 AM by TheSpaceJawa

So... He's worth three B's and no R's in his cost, why? Something with three of the same color mana in their cost had better be representative of that color, and black doesn't do shit with artifacts like red does.
Guy loves himself some artifacts, I get it, but that's neither B nor Rakdos.
I don't even know too much about the character, but off the top of my head I'd rather go UB; blue uses artifacts too, I think. Or maybe as RB (if that suits his character better), he can Fling artifacts as well as steal them.

Also, the guy does stuff with metal, not just machinery, so he could be a contender for some other area of play altogether; every sword and shield is not an artifact.

Maybe he could steal artifacts with one ability and turn them into mana with another? The other'd have to cost quite a bit, though, so that you can't just do that and do lots and lotsa other stuff every turn. A restriction on what you could use that mana for might be cool, but I don't know what you'd restrict it to.

edited 26th Feb '16 2:19:56 PM by Knowlessman

Twisted Luck - B
Sorcery
Search target opponent's library for a card, then shuffle that player's library and put that card on top.
Why merely wish for your enemies' misfortune when you can ensure it?

Pact of Eternal Hatred 2BB
Enchantment - Aura Curse
Enchant Player
Whenever a permanent controlled by enchanted player is destroyed by a spell or ability, that spell or ability's controller draws a card.

Growth 1G
Enchantment
At the beginning of your end step, put a Green 0/1 Plant creature token onto the battlefield under your control.
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on each Plant creature you control.
Left unchecked, the wilds expand to fill whatever lands they are allowed.

edited 28th Feb '16 5:21:41 PM by TheSpaceJawa

Glitchspawn of Kozilek 0
Creature - Eldrazi Spawn
Whenever a player searches your library for one or more creature cards, if Glitchspawn of Kozilek is in your library, that player must choose Glitchspawn of Kozilek. (If they search for more than one card, Glitchspawn of Kozilek must be one of those cards.)
Glitchspawn of Kozilek can't attack or block, and can't have or gain activated abilities.
Other creatures you control have -2/-2.
5/5

Entromorphic Weird 3(U/R)
Creature - Weird
Noncombat damage is dealt to Entromorphic Weird in the form of +1/+1 counters.
1/2

Metronome 1UR
Sorcery
Shuffle your deck, then reveal the top card of your library. If that card is a spell, cast that spell without paying its mana cost. Otherwise, put the card in your graveyard.
Draw a card.

Missingno. 999
Creature - Normal Bird
2, Tap: target creature gets -2/-0
When Missingno. enters the battlefield, everyǫ͛n̵͈̤̉̅͂̎́e̠̟̯̫̻̙ ̝͒̇̀̕l̹̼̝̈̏o̴̻̩͐̐s̻̪͈̃̑̈̃̊̉é̞̯̅͋ͩ͋͛̀́s͕͍͖̝̩̈́̄͂͌͒͆͢.͎͈̑ͬ̎͑ͥ̈ ̡
136/33

edited 28th Feb '16 6:20:35 PM by ImperialSunlight

Lucky Seventh Amulet - 7
Legendary Artifact
{T}, Tap three untapped permanents with converted mana cost 7 you control: draw three cards and you gain 7 life.
~ has indestructible as long as all nonland permanents you control have a converted mana cost of 7.
The first six enchanted amulets were useful. The seventh was a miracle.

Conceptual Weight - WUB
Enchantment
Each creature assigns combat damage equal to its converted mana cost rather than its power. (Tokens won't assign any combat damage.)

edited 28th Feb '16 7:16:30 PM by kagescorpionakki

Why would anyone ever want Glitchspawn in their deck?

Insurance against things like Bribery, I guess, which is particularly powerful against eldrazi decks that have some really good targets. Possibly more worth it in 100-card formats like EDH where it has less of a chance of being drawn. But probably still not worth it.

edited 29th Feb '16 4:02:32 PM by ImperialSunlight

Yeah, just a dumb idea I felt like throwing out there. Might've made more sense as Missingno., but hell, I've already done that card.

What of the Weird, though?

Nothing says that you have to play the glitchspawn; I think it's probably best used as insurance against opponents searching your deck.

Though, it could also potentially have use against opponents if you had a way to give other players your stuff.

You could always run Essence Harvest with it. :B

'Course, that's about as leet as playing Shu Yun in a monoblue deck.

I'd probably make it "whenever an opponent searches your deck" period, they have to put it onto the battlefield under their control instead. Too few cards even search for creatures in opponents' decks.

edited 29th Feb '16 7:31:12 PM by ImperialSunlight

It would be much more useful if it made opponents steal it on the battlefield instead of from the library. Although if it did that I'd take out the downside of it being there for the owner, simply because it would just sit there preventing anybody from stealing anything else.

Vanquish Incompetence (W/B)UU
Instant
Counter target spell. If B was spent to cast Vanquish Incompetence, its controller loses 3 life.
If W was spent to cast Vanquish Incompetence, you gain 3 life.
"With this, you would only have managed to embarrass yourself, your peers... even the mana itself."

Edited the flavor text.

edited 1st Mar '16 8:35:49 AM by ImperialSunlight

I think my favorite thing about that design is that it can take advantage of effects like Thalia's.

It could go in a set with my Prismatic Flames.

I think the flavor text might be punchier if it just stopped at "Let me spare you the embarrassment."

edited 1st Mar '16 8:01:54 AM by Durazno

Engineered Apotheosis - 1UG
Enchantment
When ~ enters the battlefield, choose a color and two creature types.
{2}: Put a 1/1 creature token with the chosen color and creature types onto the battlefield under your control.
Even a living paradox can be explained and recreated. You need only persevere in the pursuit of knowledge.

edited 2nd Mar '16 11:31:40 PM by kagescorpionakki

The Final Problem 3UU
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may sacrifice any number of Clues to put that number of solution counters on The Final Problem, then, if there are 21 or more solution counters on The Final Problem, you win the game.
"Excellent!" I cried.
"Elementary," said he.
- Arthur Conan Doyle, The Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes

edited 5th Mar '16 8:33:10 AM by ImperialSunlight

The Final Solution - 2WB
Enchantment
When ~ enters the battlefield, choose a creature type.
Creatures of the chosen type get +1/+1.
During each player's upkeep, each player sacrifices a creature that isn't the chosen type.
The victor will never be asked if he told the truth.

The Final Countdown (1BR)
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a doom counter on ~. If ~ has ten or more doom counters on it, sacrifice it, then destroy all creatures, planeswalkers, artifacts and lands.
{4}: Put a doom counter on ~. Any player may activate this ability.
Doo-do-doo-doo, da-da-doo-doo-doo...

Agata, High Inspector of Thraben 2WU
Legendary Creature - Human Advisor
Vigilance
When Agata enters the battlefield, investigate.
Whenever another human enters the battlefield under your control, investigate.
"Now this is a mystery I can sink my teeth into."
2/4

((Yes, the art would show her investigating something related to vampires. Yes, I know it's terrible. No, she's not sorry))

edited 5th Mar '16 4:17:18 PM by ImperialSunlight

Ojan, Who Knows No Suffering - WG
Legendary Creature - Human Monk
During your end step, if no creatures you control attacked this turn, you get an experience counter.
Creatures you control get +0/+X, where X is the number of experience counters you have.
0/5

edited 5th Mar '16 10:17:06 PM by kagescorpionakki