The power to tell what the people on the internet look like.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone elseThe ability to control small winged incects. No more moquito bites and an near infinate suply of honey. Limited by the tíme of day and direction of wind.
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Crappy Dali imitator and producer of generalized bad art http://kamilkovakaramelka.deviantart.com/The ability to control people's left arms.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone elseThe power to moonwalk up walls.
My latest Trope page: Shapeshifting FailureI've always wanted perfect shapeshifting powers, but be stuck in whatever form I take for some extended period of time, say, a week.
[forum cryptid: it/it's]The ability to turn into a wolf once a month.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone elseWait....
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else-rimshot-
That. I want that as my superpower. Conjuring up reactions like that with the power of my mind alone. A mentally-controlled soundboard.
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A different shape every step I take A different mind every step of the lineEpickinesis.
The ability to make things more epic, instantly.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone elseThe ability to remotely deplete and enrich radioactive elements.
Nuke goes off, Nuke goes on, Nuke goes off, Nuke goes on...
The ability to be ignored, but only at work.
The power of summoning Rocks and have them do my every command. Er, only one Rock. And only when Dwayne Johnson has free time in his schedule.
Weird in a Can (updated M-F)Being a were-thulhu.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone elseCode Geek Red - that would make you billions, as you could turn radioactive waste harmless.
"Did you expect somebody else?"Hovering two or three inches off the ground. I could avoid sharp thumbtacks and glass on sidewalks, and I could avoid wearing sandles in the summer.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"Yes, but I'd give people huge doses of neutron radiation.
They do have medals for almost, and they're called silver!The ability to know exactly where things have rolled when you drop them on the floor.
WWWWWWOW // With Which Witticism Would Wilde Wither One's Wellbeing?The ability to access the internet with my mind, but I still need to connect to a Wi Fi server
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apartThe ability to catch anything you drop/falls off the table.
Oh, Wait!, I already have that power.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone elseThe ability to hit Nerf balls with perfect accuracy at long distances, provided your target is a traffic warden, estate agent or cold caller.
My latest Trope page: Shapeshifting FailureI always wanted the power to have a magic piece of tinfoil that when ever I unwrapped it, it would contain a random sandwich. The ingredients would change as would the bread ect. Completely random as long as its a sandwich combo, no like pudding in it or whatever, it has to be regarded as a sandwich ingredient.
I wouldn't like all the combos, but you win some you loose some. Somedays you get a plain old ham roll. Other days you get a Tayto sambo. That would my first wish if I ever saw a genie actually.
You should just wish you had the exact amount of money you wanted in your pocket.
That would be one of my wishes.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone elseHow boring
Eh, there are reviewers for that.
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