Let's MST: Bad song lyrics & other stuff (but mostly bad songs)

I took some tropers' advice and made a thread for all my new MS Tings now. By the way, this song is called Omaha Mall. It's "sung" by Justine Beaver, some nobody, and an obnoxious DJ.

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Kenny Hamilton, tell 'em how it is

MIKE: Yeah! You tell ‘em, Mr. Nobody!!

[DJ Tay James]

Okay, we better do this again, the official version

CROW: Gee, I’d hate to hear what the unofficial version sounded like.

This ain't none of that Youtube stuff man

DJ Tay James, weknowthedj.com

TOM: Is this a song or an advertisement?

Shout out to my homeboy JB, it's Kenny Mac

We better do this, Omaha Mall 2010

CROW: I can tell this is going to be a timeless classic.

Let's show you how we 'bout to get in, hey

MIKE: First we walk across the sidewalk. Then we approach the automatic door…

Let's go

[Justin]

Omaha Mall, Omaha Mall

You know that we ball at the Omaha Mall

TOM: We do?

CROW: Yeah, it says right here on their flyers: Need a place to host a ball? Then call the Omaha Mall.

Omaha Mall, Omaha Mall

MIKE: Outta my way, mallwalkers!!

You know that we ball at the Omaha Mall Mall, mall, mall, m-m-mall

TOM: There’s times when you just don’t care, and then there’s Justin Bieber.

Yeah I ball, Omaha Mall Five feet tall but I still do it all

MIKE: I’ve seen people who are three feet tall go to the mall and buy things. That’s hardly an accomplishment.

TOM: Yeah, but do they go to the *Omaha* mall?

Yeah I get it in, get the Benjamins

Then I spend it all at the Omaha Mall

TOM: “Yes,” said Justin’s producer, “This is exactly the kind of thing people want to hear in an economic depression.”

Yeah we're in the mall

CROW [dully]: Whee.

We are doin' it huge

We are spending cash looking for some sick shoes

MIKE: Justin Bieber can heal...a pair of shoes.

Yeah we're at the mall

Yeah we're in my world

Yeah we got some shoes and now we looking for some girls

TOM: Yes, folks, it’s that boring.

Omaha Mall, yeah this beat rocks

Now we rollin' down the mall tryin'a find a G-shock

CROW: How dare they steal scooters from little old ladies!!

MIKE [Justin Bieber]: Screw you, old people! I’mma writing songs about Omaha Mall!!

'Yo, there's some girls, they look good from afar

MIKE [singing]: Yo, the floor tiles look so white. They were just cleaned. I see a wet floor sign.

But you never know at the Omaha Mall

I've been to LA, New York, I've done it all

But none of it compares to the Omaha Mall

CROW: Yes, why go to big cities when you can just spend a day at the mall?

TOM: But not just any mall, the Omaha Mall!!!

Omaha Mall, Omaha Mall

TOM: I forgot what they’re singing about.

You know that we ball at the Omaha Mall

You know I'm a star, you know I'm a star

MIKE: One that will hopefully go through puberty and never sing again.

You know that we ball at the Omaha Mall

You know I'm a star, you know I'm a star

You know that we ball at the Omaha Mall

TOM: Well, that was insightful.

[DJ Tay James]

CROW: Not this clown again!!

You ain't know what it is

Weknowthedj.com, DJ Tay James

MIKE: Dear Mr. James, a song is not a billboard!! Well, maybe this song is, but why?

Ry Good, tell 'em what it is shawty

TOM: THRILL as people you don’t know tell you about their shopping experience at Omaha mall!!

[Ryan Good]

Omaha Mall, Omaha Mall

See how we ball at the Omaha Mall

CROW: Dick and Jane: The teenage years.

Now we at the food court

TOM: Ah, mall food courts. Where all ethnic foods taste the same.

Tryna get some Sparro's,

Hey there Justin you got a dollar I can borrow?

MIKE [Justin Bieber]: Sorry, I spent it all at the Omaha mall. Omaha mall.

Maybe get a burger

A sweet and sour chicken

CROW: NO ONE will be seated as our singers decide what to order!!

Now I'm walkin' out

'Cause it's so finger lickin'

TOM: Like at KFC ™, yo. Go buy some KFC ™. Justin Bieber says so.

Hey girl we're ballin'

yeah girl we're ballin'

What did I just say?

MIKE: Something about “How the mighty star has fallen?”

Yeah we're Omaha Mallin'

Shift my attention Now I'm 'bout to go to Baby Gap

CROW: Boy, the product placement’s really subtle.

Get my little sister something

Maybe a sweet Baby Gap cap

TOM: It’s not like she can just get one herself at her inferior local mall!!

Wait wait wait, hold on, hold on yo

MIKE: Ryan Good realizes he’s in a terrible song.

We might as well just go to Lids

CROW: On second thought, Abercrombie & Fitch is having a 25% off sale. Let’s go there.

[Justin]

Omaha Mall, Omaha Mall

You know that we ball at the Omaha Mall

MIKE: Y’know, for a straight guy, Justin sure does like to talk about malls.

Omaha Mall, Omaha Mall

TOM: There was a shooting at the Omaha Mall.

You know that we ball at the Omaha Mall

Mall, mall, mall, m-m-mall

CROW: I expect Rappin’ Ronnie Regan to start any second.

Ball, ball, ball, b-b-ball.

MIKE: And a pointless song comes to a pointless close.

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Omaha Mall, Omaha Mall, I feel sorry for any tropers who live near Omaha Mall. Omaha Mall, Omaha Mall.

Also: Bieber is apparently coming out with a nailpolish line. [1] Don't ask how I know this.

edited 25th Oct '10 4:50:51 PM by mst3kluv

My MSTing liveblog

When your song puts me in mind of nothing so much as "Flea Market Montgomery! It's just like, it's just like, a mini—mall!," you know you're in trouble.

"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~Madrugada

Man, so funny! I was laughing the whole way through! You need a website for these MSTs, not just a thread!

Justin just couldn't write a book about Omaha Mall, he had to write a song about it. Also, where did those girls go? How hot were those girls? And WHY were they hot?

edited 25th Oct '10 7:14:39 PM by Reecer6

Soul is ugly.

Yeah, What Happened to the Mouse??

How — and when — do you tell a philosophy it's adopted? What do you do when it wants to meet its birth adherents?

Nice MST, on par with your other good ones.

By the way, while we're asking questions, is a G-shock anything like a G6? Or do they have no similarities whatsoever?

edited 26th Oct '10 10:38:27 AM by EndarkCuli

I would sure want to see some elderly people flying around in the sky of Omaha Mall.

Soul is ugly.

It's time for another bad song!! This ep: LOL Smiley Face by Trey Songz featuring Soulja Boy & Gucci Mane.

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[Intro:]

I Luvvv Fisher Price

TOM: Well, this is certainly a sign of maturity.

804 335 0051 (LOL smiley face lol smiley face... Soulja boy Tell'Em)

MIKE: I think we’re in for quite a ride, guys.

804 335 0051 (GUCCI... lol smiley face, lol smiley face)

[Chorus: Trey Songz]

Shawty just text me, say she wanna sex me (LOL smiley face, lol smiley face)

CROW [girl]: Tee-hee! I’m horny!!

Shawty sent a Twit pic saying come and get this (LOL smiley face, lol smiley face)

[Verse 1: Trey Songz]

Shawty called me phone I was busy (I was busy yup)

Cruisin' in that Benz around the city (yup)

TOM [sarcastic]: Oh, flaunting around your wealth’s *real* busy.

Then I felt my phone buzz, I know that she like us

I'm a bad boy like Diddy (take that)

MIKE: I stomp on Kremlings who steal my banana hoarde!!

Then she sent a text that had said, "baby, I'm at home" Then she sent another one that said she's all alone

CROW: Uh-oh, I bet there’s a serial killer in the attic.

So I texted her a smiley face and said, "let's get it goin' " She said, "lol boy you crazy, come on"

TOM [girl]: I’m a lesbian, remember?

Then she said "actually, you ain't gotta ask me" Sent that lil' face with the tongue 'cause I'm nasty

CROW: Or just juvenile.

I'm on my way (way), girl I can't wait (wait)

MIKE: After all, it’s been proven that driving around flaunting your wealth makes you horny.

Twitter me a picture, lemme see that ok

CROW: Couldn’t you wait ‘till you got home!?

MIKE [Trey]: No, I’m too busy cruising in that ‘Benz around the city.

[Chorus: Trey Songz]

Shawty just text me, say she wanna sex me (LOL smiley face, lol smiley face)

Shawty sent a Twit pic saying come and get this

TOM [Trey, horrified]: Mom!?

(LOL smiley face, lol smiley face)

Go to my page and follow

CROW [Trey]: Now everyone can see hawt pics of my girlfriend!! God, I love the Internet.

And if you got a body like a Coke bottle

MIKE: You’ll be made out of glass and easily break.

Shawty sent a Twit pic (it's me Gucci)

TOM [Gucci]: I live in your closet next to Louis Vuitton.

saying come and get this (LOL smiley face, lol smiley face)

[Verse 2:Gucci Mane]

CROW: Yeah, well I’m Armani Ponytail.

You got me shawty, text Mane

Send ya boy a smiley face

TOM: And win a brand-new car!!!

Gucci Mane, X rated we can make a sex tape

MIKE: Okay, how about we don’t do that and you fade into obscurity instead?

Pics on my iPhone

Gucci on her iPod

CROW: Lyrics by Apple ™ Corp. Go download this song on iTunes™. It’ll make you say LOL with a smile on your face!!

When she turn around, ass make ya say oh God

TOM: I left the oven on!!

Mami real beautiful

Manicured cuticles

Office job

CROW [Gucci, obviously lying] : See? Shawty’s not a trophy girlfriend!! She works for her money!!

Student girl

Holding down her cubicle

MIKE: Oh, is *that* what they’re calling it now?

And she got my number tell her man that's like a miracle

TOM: Mike? What does that lyric mean?

MIKE: Yes.

Said she love my swag

6's on my vehicle

CROW: It’s fashionable to have giant 6’s on your car? I’ll never understand rappers…

G.A. to V.A.

Cali girls love me

Brooklyn girls hug me

MIKE: North Dakota girls just stand right next to me.

Miami girls sexy

TOM [stupid]: I like lady parts. Huhhuhhuh!!

Pull off in the stretcher

Sean Paul flexin'

TOM: What does Sean Paul have to do with this song?

CROW: Other than reminding us that we could be listening to better pop music, nothing.

First date sexin'

Next night textin'

MIKE: The night after that, I just sit at home and watch TV.

[Chorus: Trey Songz]

Shawty just text me, say she wanna sex me (LOL smiley face, lol smiley face)

CROW [Trey]: I’ll put this conversation in a song!! (LOL, smiley face).

Shawty sent a Twit pic saying come and get this

TOM: Football, signed Lucy Van Pelt.

(LOL smiley face, lol smiley face)

Go to my page and follow

And if you got a body like a Coke bottle

MIKE: New or Classic?

Shawty sent a Twit pic saying come and get this

CROW: Cat out of the tree, already!!

(LOL smiley face (Trey I gotcha' baby), lol smiley face)

[Verse 3: Soulja Boy]

Lol smiley face, lol smiley face

TOM: Oh good, we can see some real depth here.

Soulja boy Tell'Em bae, lol smiley face

Babygirl sent a picture to my Blackberry

She fine and she thick just like Halle Berry (well damn)

CROW: Does that mean she starred in Catwoman, too?

Kiss me thru the fone,

MIKE: I guess Hooked on Phonics didn’t work for Soulja Boy.

lol smiley face

We can go and kick it bae, later on at my place

She messaged me on myspace, told me she love me

TOM [girl]: I love you so much, I’m using an outdated social network to talk to you!! (Heart, smiley face).

She textin' my phone 4:30 in the morning, "baby I'm horny, I wanna kiss you"

CROW [girl]: But we have to get married first.

I can put it on ya, that's not an issue

She scratchin' my back, screamin' out I'm hers

MIKE: I’ve seen zoo animals go at it with more dignity than this!!

'She text my phone said, "I need your love"

TOM: And I want your sex.

I met her Monday, last week in the club One week later, now she tellin' me that she in love, HA

CROW [Nelson Muntz]: Ha-ha! Someone confused love with lust again!!

[Chorus: Trey Songz]

'Shawty just text me, say she wanna sex me (LOL smiley face, lol smiley face)

Shawty sent a Twit pic saying come and get this

MIKE: I bet it’s actually a link to 2girls1cup.

(LOL smiley face, lol smiley face)

'''Go to my page and follow

And if you got a body like a Coke bottle

TOM: Would you please get inside my recycling bin? Some grade schoolers are having a bottle drive.

Shawty sent a Twit pic saying come and get this (LOL smiley face, lol smiley face)

CROW: This song’s awful. (H8, grouchy face).

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OMG, i h8 this song!! LOL, :)

edited 28th Oct '10 9:57:06 PM by mst3kluv

My MSTing liveblog

The only truthful lyrics here are the repeated references to twits.

By the way, are you familiar with this blog? You and it seem like kindred spirits.

"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~Madrugada

So, Mr. Emoticon, how do you feel about starring in a song about girls using horribly outdated technology to invite you to commit in the act of fornication with them?

My sentiments exactly.

edited 29th Oct '10 9:29:32 PM by EndarkCuli

I'm back! This "song", Ay-bay-bay by Hurricane Chris is a disaster!

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(feat. Big Poppa & Bigg Redd)

TOM: And sponsored by the Mr. Big candy bar!!

Ay Bay Bay(Ay) [X3]

Ay Bay Bay(Ay) [X3]

CROW: Oh good, I was worried we were going to hear some actual lyrics.

Ay Bay Bay(Ay) [X3]

MIKE: Is Chris trying to out-repeat “Hey Jude?”

Ay Bay Bay(Ay) [X3]

TOM (frustrated): Will you just get on with it!?

[Chorus:]

You Wanna Know Wat We Say In Da Club

MIKE: Why the hell’s the drink’s so overpriced?

(Ay Bay Bay)

Whites Folks Gangsta in the club (Ay Bay Bay)

CROW: At least they’re acknowledging the fact that this song is whiter than a bag of flour.

Stuntin With A Stack Of Them Dubs (Ay Bay Bay)

TOM: Ooh, better not bring that up with Subbing fans. It’ll cause a flame war.

Ridin' In A Lac Wit A Mug (Ay Bay Bay)

CROW: Ah, so eloquent.

Im In Da Club Hollerin'

Ay Bay Bay [X5]

(TOM bursts into tears)

CROW: Oh boy, Tom’s crying already and we haven’t made it to the first verse yet.

Im In Da Club Holerin'

MIKE: The words to “I will always love you.” It’s Karaoke night, you see.

Ay Bay Bay [X5]

TOM (sniffling): Make the repeating stop, Mike!!

MIKE: I wish could, little buddy.

Im In Da Club Hollerin'

When I Holla Ay Bay Bay

I'm fittin to Get My Groove On

CROW: Yes, nothing says “Getting your Groove On” like hollering like a chimpanzee!!

Its So Hot Up In Da Club

Dat I Ain't Got No Shoes On

MIKE [Chris]: This means I’m more susceptible to Tetanus!! Whee!!!

Im Holdin' Up A Big Stack of Dem

TOM: He’s holding up a big stack of Demi Moores?

Hundreds In A Rubba Band

Girl Don't Ask Me For No Cash

CROW: So that means you want the girl to ask you for cash then.

Cause Im Not Dat Other Man

MIKE: Yeah! You take that, Other Man doing your…Other Man things!!

Everybody Trippin' Cause Im Limpin'

TOM: Let’s do the Wounded Turkey, everybody!!

[ALL cheer]

When Im Walkin' And Im Pimpin' When Im Talkin'

I Don't Trick On Chick Dats Talkin'

Dem Boyz In Da Back Dey Be Rollin' up Dey Doughdy

CROW: Mike? Am I getting stupider or are the sentences more incomprehensible?

MIKE: Yes.

Then Dey Blow It Till Dey Chokin'

Dats Wat Got Lil' Cane Rollin'

TOM [stupid]: That’s another name for my area. Huhuhhuhuh!!

And When I See A Bad Chik Im Hollerin Out(Ay Bay Bay)

MIKE [falsetto]: Leave us alone, you pig!!

I Hope Yall Ain't Wit Ya Boyfriendz

TOM: Permission to hit this guy with something, Mike?

MIKE: Permission most definitely granted.

Cause I Don't Care Wat Dey Say

And I Don't Care Wat He Say Or She Say

CROW [rebel]: Because I’m like, above the man, man!!

Im In Da Dj Booth, Takin' Pictures Wit Da Dj

MIKE [DJ, annoyed]: Sir, will you get out of here? I’m trying to work.

You Wanna Know What We Say

When Clubs Get Crunk (Wat)

Ay Bay bay Let it Play

CROW: We’ll all lose our hearing soon, anyway!!

Dats My Song Turn It Up [X2]

[Chorus:]

You Wanna Know Wat We Say In Da Club (Ay Bay Bay)

TOM: NOOOOOOOOO!! NO MORE CLUBS!!!

[TOM bursts into tears yet again]

MIKE Tom? Tom? It’s okay buddy.

Whites Folks Gangsta in the club (Ay Bay Bay)

TOM [crying] No, it’s not okay!! How can songs like this get popular? How?

CROW: How about we all sing a nice song instead?

Stuntin With A Stack Of Them Dubs (Ay Bay Bay)

ALL [singing]: Poppin bottles in the ice, like a blizzard.

Ridin' In A Lac Wit A Mug (Ay Bay Bay)

ALL [same]: When we drink we do it right, getting-

TOM [crying]: NO!! NO!! I won’t hear that terrible rhyme!!

Im In Da Club Hollerin'

ALL [same]: Sipping sizzurp in my ride like three 6.

Ay Bay Bay [X5]

[TOM wails loudly]

MIKE: No, no, it’s okay, Tom, you’re letting the Mads win, remember?

CROW [crying]: He’s right, Mike!! This song is godawful and deserves to die!!

Im In Da Club Holerin

[BOTS are still crying]

MIKE: Okay, guys, calm down, take it easy, it’s going to be okay.

BOTS [sniffling]: Promise?

Ay Bay Bay [X5]

Im In Da Club Hollerin'

MIKE: I promise. Now we got at least two more verses to get through, then we’ll call it a day. Alright?

BOTS: Alright.

Now If You Lookin' For Me Baby You Can Find Me

CROW: Buried under a pile of trash in a Dumpster.

Bangin' In Da Chevy Candy Painted Swingin 9 Deep

TOM: I’m sure that lyric makes sense in another language.

Saint Cards Creep Wit My People Right Behind Me

MIKE: Saint Cards? What are they, the new trading cards the kids are talking about?

I Showed Dem My Chain Now She Hollerin Wat U Buyin' Me

CROW [annoyed]: Is every person in this song *made* to be unpleasant!?

I Show My Mouth Piece

TOM [girl, disgusted]: Oh…thanks. And it’s still got some of your saliva on it too.

To Dem Freaks Now Da Hirin' Me

Oh You Got A Problem Well I Hope You

Tryin Me. Throw Them ....Park

CROW: Hurricane Chris attempts to form a coherent thought.

Then I Reach Under My Sit

Hop Out With My Hand Under My Shirt

MIKE: Uh, why?

Dats Where Dey Eyin Me

Yellow Bone Chirpin' Me

She Trying To See Where Imma Be.

CROW: Hopefully splattered on the ground.

You Gonna Let Me Get Up In

Your Mouth Well Dats Where Imma Be

TOM: He’s so thoughtful.

I Don't Pop Trunk Wit Lights Dats

Where Dey Choppa Be.

MIKE [Arnold Schwarzenegger]: Get to the Choppa!!

Straight To The Hotel

CROW: Behold! The song’s only grammatically correct lyric!

All Da Bad Chickins Followin' Me

TOM: Two questions: What are you on and can we have some of it, please?

I Know You Like My Style, I Ain't Trippin

Im Just Tryin' To See, Girl Is You Drunk

MIKE: It’s easy to see why anybody would like this guy. He’s so full of wit and charm.

Well Tell Me Why You Leanin' All On Me

TOM [girl, angry]: I’m cold, you brain-dead idiot!!

And If You Thinkin' Imma Stunt You Trippin

I Pull Up In An Expedition Wit Da Roof Lift

CROW: Lyrics by a completed book of Mad Libs.

[Chorus:]

You Wanna Know Wat We Say In Da Club

CROW [Chris]: Everybody ask me for cash…park.

(Ay Bay Bay)

Whites Folks Gangsta And Them Thugs (Ay Bay Bay)

Stuntin With A Stack Of Them Dubs (Ay Bay Bay)

Ridin' In A Lac Wit A Mug (Ay Bay Bay)

MIKE: I bet Chris is actually at home watching TV right now.

Im In Da Club Hollerin'

Ay Bay Bay (5X)

TOM: Ay-yi-yi.

Im In Da Club Holerin'

Ay Bay Bay [X5]

Im In Da Club Hollerin'

CROW: Where the hell are my keys!?

Im In Da Club Hollerin

Ay Baybay Let it Play

Dats My Song Turn It Up

MIKE: Sir, that’s a dial tone.

CROW [Chris]: But dis my jam, y’all!!

Im In Da Club Hot,Crunk,Sweatin, Burnin' Up

TOM: I thought he was driving to the hotel!!

MIKE: This song has the continuity of Red Zone Cuba.

Im 'bout To Do The Crowd

CROW: Ick.

Bumpin And Hollerin Wats Up

I Done Fell Out In Da Dance Floor

And Now Caint Get Up

CROW: Would some fat guy please sit on him?

Js On Your Feet But You Cant Get These

MIKE: Fashions by Muppet Studios.

You Wear Wats Unbrown White, And Yellow

Till You Breeze

TOM [snooty]: Why, yes, I am better than you in every way.

Ill Go To Saint Louis Let My Chain Hang Low

conary Yellow Diamonds Mixed Wit Rozo

I Shy Real Bright In Da Light Because Im A Star

8 Shots Of Patrons

CROW [shocked]: He shot some people!?

MIKE: I think Chris meant he was drinking. At least, I hope so.

Now Stannin'on Da Bar

Probably Get Drunk as a skunk And

MIKE: Write a song.

Put Da Keys In Da Wrong car

TOM [wacky sitcom narrator]: Uh-oh, looks like Hurricane Chris is going to do something nutty!!

[Chorus:]

You Wanna Know Wat We Say In Da Club (Ay Bay Bay)

Whites Folks Gangsta in the club

MIKE: I bet Tupac’s rolling over in his grave.

CROW: He isn’t dead! He’s just hiding!

(Ay Bay Bay)

Stuntin With A Stack Of Them Dubs (Ay Bay Bay)

Ridin' In A Lac Wit A Mug (Ay Bay Bay)

TOM: Somewhere, an English teacher is crying.

'Im In Da Club Hollerin'

Ay Bay Bay [X5]

MIKE: Download this song from iTunes ™ and set it as your iPhone’s™ ringtone!! That way, you’ll be in da club hollerin’ Ay Bay Bay everytime your iPhone ™ rings!!

Im In Da Club Holerin'

Ay Bay Bay [X5]

CROW [angry]: Will this song just end!?

Im In Da Club Hollerin'

Ay Baybay Let It Play Thats My Song Turn It Up (repeat untill song ends)

TOM: Oh boy, that was a turd, wasn't it?

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Which song do you think is worse? This or This is why I'm hot? And, once again, you can't say both.

edited 4th Nov '10 7:20:58 PM by mst3kluv

My MSTing liveblog

This. This. THIS. Kill the Hurricane. KILL...

To Be Updated when I'm not Lazy

...They actually play these songs on the radio? Thank God I only expose myself to current pop music via Todd in the Shadows.

Anyways, good job, keep it up.

Insert vaguely inspirational quote here.

"He's phat and he don't crunk  ^*

too fast, but he's faster than me..."

"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~Madrugada

Ah, the 70's. Considered by many to be the best decade for music. This song by Willis Alan Ramsey, later covered by America and Captain & Tennille, proves it wasn't.

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Muskrat, muskrat candlelight

MIKE: Umm…what?

Doin' the town and doin' it right

In the evenin'

CROW: In the morning and afternoon they’re just busy, cruisin’ around on their muskrat Benz’s in the city.

It's pretty pleasin'

TOM: I think we’re getting into a whole weird area here, guys.

Muskrat Susie, Muskrat Sam

MIKE: Together they fight crime!

Do the jitterbug out in muskrat land

CROW: Muskrat Land! Disney’s least popular theme park!

And they shimmy

And Sammy's so skinny

TOM: He was thin enough to be anorexic!

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed

Singin' and jingin' the jango

CROW: Did Bill Cosby write this?

Floatin' like the heavens above

It looks like muskrat love

MIKE: Well, guess I’d better call the exterminator.

Nibbling on bacon, chewin' on cheese

Sammy says to Susie

TOM [Sammy]: Look out for the steel trap!!

"Honey, would you please be my missus?"

And she say yes

With her kisses

And now he's ticklin' her fancy

MIKE: Should we be seeing this?

BOTS: No.

Rubbin' her toes

Muzzle to muzzle, now anything goes

As they wriggle, and Sue starts to giggle

TOM: Y’know, I now see the reason why the furry fandom is ostracized by the rest of the Internet.

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed

Singin' and jingin' the jango

Floatin' like the heavens above

CROW: Wait, did they die? Why are they floating? What’s going on?

It looks like muskrat love

La da da da da ...

MIKE: That was surprisingly short.

TOM: What were people in the 70’s thinking?

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The Captain & Tennille cover somehow got to number 4 on the Billboard charts. Yeah...

edited 6th Nov '10 12:00:46 PM by mst3kluv

My MSTing liveblog

Well, it's nice to know the song actually has something in common with muskrats.

"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~Madrugada

So they dance and they get babies?

Soul is ugly.

Break up, by Mario (No, not THAT Mario) with Sean Garrett and Gucci Mane is...well, just read this.

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(feat. Gucci Mane & Sean Garrett)

When I kiss you so good,

Why would you wanna break up?

MIKE: Uh, is this a quiz?

When this loving is so good,

Why would you wanna break up?

CROW: Or a riddle?

When I hit that so good,

Why would you wanna break up?

TOM: Survey?

When this feeling is so good,

Why would you wanna break up?

Loving you, loving you, loving you

MIKE: Minnie Ripperton? I thought you were dead!

When I'm, when I'm

Loving you, loving you

Why would you wanna break up?

TOM: Your guess is as good as mine.

Do anything for you

Why would you wanna break up?

See I been driving through your hood

Why would you wanna break up?

CROW: I don’t know; maybe it’s because you’re a creepy stalker?

[Verse: Gucci Mane]

TOM: Oh great, I’m getting LOL Smiley Face flashbacks.

Now baby girl just dumped me

She no longer wants me

I'm no longer hired

She says that I've been fired

MIKE: Just like all those people who had to leave their jobs because of a depression! Isn’t that a hoot?

On to the next one

TOM: Well that was a fast post-breakup period!

More fish in the sea

Girls are like buses

CROW: They stink, lurch and are full of sick old people?

Miss one, next 15 one comin'

Gucci Mane crazy and his ice game stunnin'

Swag so stupid still the bitch straight dumped me

MIKE: Maybe it was because your swag was stupid!

Over, no more smokin' doja

Baby girl went AWOL

She used to be my soulja

TOM: Soulja Boy’s his girlfriend?

CROW: It would explain their song collaboration.

(Don't) Don't I lace you with the Gucci

(Don't) Don't I deck you

MIKE: Yipes.

in the Louis

MIKE: Oh.

(Don't) Don't I make your earlobe freeze

CROW: No, but you do set my nose aflame.

(Don't) Don't when I dive I dive deep?

I know I be, gone

I know I be, gone

I know I be,

TOM: Repeating myself.

(flirtin with them girls)

I know I be, said I'd be right back, but take to long.

I know I be, saying I be thankful but I don't

CROW: Their relationship with each other’s so detailed in this song.

I know I be,

Making you them promises

Then breaking you're heart again

MIKE: Who are we supposed to feel sorry for again?

Telling you she wasn't, who she was

CROW: Is this song about Bill Clinton?

TOM: It might explain all the lies.

Then we argueing, but babyyyy (I love you)

[stunned silence]

MIKE: I got nothing.

BOTS: Same here.

Loving you, loving you, loving you

TOM: Somehow I doubt that.

When I'm, when I'm

Loving you, loving you

Why would you wanna break up?

CROW: Let’s see, you cheat; you lie, and probably leave the toilet seat up.

Do anything for you

Why would you wanna break up?

See I been driving through your hood

MIKE: How would that help him get the girl back?

TOM: I think that’s the least of our problems right now.

Why would you wanna break up?

Loving you, loving you, loving you

When I'm, when I'm

Loving you, loving you

Why would you wanna break up?

CROW: Ah, all the dignity of a broken-hearted middle schooler.

Do anything for you

Why would you wanna break up?

TOM [angry] Answer me or I’ll kill you!

See I been driving through your hood

Why would you wanna break up?

MIKE: C’mon, I’m stalking you just like Edward Cullen! All girls love that!

You might be from the hood

But to me girl you' a model,

Everything that I e-ever seen in a model,

CROW: This guy’s sure got a large vocabulary.

If you're leaving baby, don't leave me till tommorow

Tonight we gon' get a little tipsy, with a bottle.

TOM: All the guys in the movies we watch are Casanovas compared to this clown. And I do mean *all* of them.

You gonna get me up'

I'm a take 'em down

MIKE: So their plans for that night are to engage in drunken brawls?

I'm a change my ways

We gon' work it out

CROW: But first, the sex!

Girl I wouldn't be the same if you was with somebody else

Girl it wouldn't be the same if I was with somebody else

TOM [whiny]: C’mon! At least let me smell you!

I know I made mistakes before,

CROW: This song being one of them.

Promise you won't get hurt no more,

I got what you like and you know

MIKE: You always loved the thing involving a pound of butter and gravy.

Once you lay down, It's on .

Loving you, loving you, loving you

TOM: Mike? Are normal human relationships supposed to make one feel lost and confused?

MIKE: I think not.

When I'm, when I'm

Loving you, loving you

Why would you wanna break up?

CROW [frustrated]: He lies, cheats, tries to get his girlfriend drunk AND he’s surprised when she breaks up with him!?

Do anything for you

Why would you wanna break up?

See I been driving through your hood

Why would you wanna break up?

TOM [angry]: Look up at the line you just wrote!! Look, just because Edward Cullen is “romantic” for stalking his girlfriend doesn’t mean it isn’t illegal or creepy!!

Loving you, loving you, loving you

When I'm, when I'm

Loving you, loving you

MIKE: Maybe this song IS about Edward Cullen.

Why would you wanna break up?

Do anything for you

Why would you wanna break up?

CROW: Could be; he stalks and buys her expensive stuff.

See I been driving through your hood

Why would you wanna break up?

[Verse: Gucci Mane]

Why you wanna leave me,

You should wanna tease me,

TOM: It certainly would please me to see you so sleazy.

Bein icy ain't easy, I make it look easy,

You should cop you a Bally

MIKE: I heard you can get them at the Omaha Mally.

Bet she rock Louis

Now it's fuck shawty

CROW: Gucci Mane: Making zero sense since 2005.

I don't like Gucci (Gucci, Gucci, Gucci)

TOM: The only truthful line in the whole song. (Song, Song, Song)

Loving you, loving you, loving you

When I'm, when I'm

Loving you, loving you

Why would you wanna break up?

MIKE [angry]: Do you want the girl back or not!?

Do anything for you

Why would you wanna break up?

See I been driving through your hood

Why would you wanna break up?'

CROW: Does this guy have schizophrenia?

Loving you, loving you, loving you

TOM [sarcastic]: Yes, we all wanted to hear more of this.

When I'm, when I'm

Loving you, loving you

Why would you wanna break up?

MIKE: Do the words “sexual assault” mean anything to him?

Do anything for you

Why would you wanna break up?

See I been driving through your hood

Why would you wanna break up?

CROW: Or “restraining order?”

So would you, break up(break up) yeah

TOM: [stunned]: What!? NOW he wants to break up with her!? But he just said in the whole song that-

MIKE: This song’s done, Tommy, just let it go.

I'm back baby.

CROW: Well that was a suicide inducing experience.

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I'm including the music video for this song here, just because it has to be heard to be believed.

edited 10th Nov '10 8:28:52 PM by mst3kluv

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I think that "Edward Cullen" theory sounds very probable.

"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~Madrugada

Well, guys, I kinda don't know what song I wanna MST next. So I have an idea, how about you guys pick a song!! I'll give you until Friday to post your requests.

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Hmmm... How about some classic WTF? "Waterloo" by Stonewall Jackson.

"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~Madrugada

Two suggestions, one of them as a challenge more than anything else.

Challenge: "Around the World" by Daft Punk

Non-challenge: "Don't Cha" - Pussycat Dolls

Thanks for your suggestions, people! The next MST will be up as soon as I'm not busy with school, life & everything else.

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New month-well close to it, anyway-new song.

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Around the world, around the world

MIKE: Are you going to do it in 80 days?

Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world

TOM: People are dying.

[MIKE looks at TOM]

TOM: What? It’s true!

Around the world, around the world

CROW: Uh, guys? I think we got a problem here. There doesn’t seem to be any 4x’s or anything!

Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world

MIKE: Well, give this song a while to start, Crow.

Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world

TOM: No, Crow’s right. I’ve got a bad feeling about this.

Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world

MIKE: Hmm. Wonder who wrote this.

Around the world, around the world

CROW: Probably some Daft Punk kid. Them and their crazy hairdos.

[beat]

CROW: Waitaminute…Daft…Punk… [panicked] Oh no!

Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world

TOM: What’s wrong, Crow?

CROW [still panicking]: They sent us Daft Punk lyrics!! AAAAAAHHH!!!

Around the world, around the world

MIKE: Can Daft Punk even be riffed?

CROW [gloomily]: We’re about to find out.

Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world

TOM: I got an idea. Why don’t we play I Spy?

Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world

CROW: Oh, I’ll go first! I spy with my little eye, something that is…purple.

Around the world, around the world

MIKE: Purple? There doesn’t seem to be any purple here.

TOM: There’s purple chewing gum on the floor under your seat, Mike.

Around the world, around the world

CROW: Nope. That’s not it.

MIKE [frustrated]: Then what!?

Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world

CROW: It’s a purple people eater…which turns invisible when it’s in darkness.

Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world

TOM [angry]: What kind of answer was that, dickweed!?

CROW: Well you try coming up with something when you have limited material!!

Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world

MIKE: Look, why don’t we play a different game, okay?

TOM [petulant]: Fine. I Spy sucks anyway.

Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world

CROW: I know! Let’s play the license plate game!

Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world

TOM: Hey, that’s a good idea…Except for the fact there are no license plates around!!

Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world

MIKE: Well, we could make some up.

Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world

TOM: Oh no you don’t, Mike! I don’t want Mr. Cheater T. Robot here “finding” the invisible Atlantis license plate!!

Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world

CROW [feigning shock]: Why, Tom Servo! I’m not going to do that!!

TOM: Why not?

Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world

CROW: Because if you knew about the Atlantis license plate, you must have found it already!!

Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world

TOM [whining]: Mike!! Crow’s not making sense!!

MIKE: Listen you two. Either you settle down or I’ll start these song lyrics over!!

Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world

CROW: Are we there yet?

Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world

TOM [whiny]: I’m hungry.

Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world

CROW: Tom’s looking at me!

Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world

TOM: Can we get popcorn?

Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world

MIKE: Quiet down, guys!!

Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world

TOM [whiny]: But this is boring!!

Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world

CROW [whiny]: And it’s all hot and hurts and stuff!!

Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world

MIKE: I know, but let’s just hang in there.

Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world

TOM: When this is over, will you give us lots of cookies?

Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world

CROW: And the Red Ryder B.B Gun I’ve always wanted?

Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world

MIKE: Well…maybe. We’ll see.

Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world

TOM: Can I get a pet Tribble?

Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world

MIKE: No! They multiply too fast!

Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world

CROW [whiny]: But Joey from down the street has one!!

TOM [whiny]: How come he gets all the cool stuff!?

Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world

MIKE [frustrated]: I don’t know!! [normal] Now, look. We’re going to sit down, be quiet and listen to the rest of this, okay?

Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world.

TOM: Mike?

CROW: Mike?

MIKE[angry]: What now!?

CROW [cowed]: Uh, I think the song’s over.

TOM: In that case, let’s go.

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Deja vu, Deja vu

New month-well close to it, anyway-new song.

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edited 30th Nov '10 7:14:06 PM by mst3kluv

My MSTing liveblog

I like the Madness Mantra thing it's got goin' on.

"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~Madrugada

I asked, and thus was it delivered. Thank you very much . Are you taking suggestions for the next one as well, or have you got one picked already?