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BlackMageAnolis At the heart of the world... from about three miles away from you. Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
At the heart of the world...
electronic-tragedy PAINKILLER from Wherever I need to be Since: Jan, 2014 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
PAINKILLER
#752: Sep 27th 2015 at 3:28:39 PM

tyg7565

Life is hard, that's why no one survives.
Tre 82123 from the front to the back, that's where I was at (Unlucky Thirteen) Relationship Status: Singularity
NegaKingKix The Absolute Madman from That one place we don't talk about anymore Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
The Absolute Madman
#754: Sep 27th 2015 at 4:18:38 PM

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"We be we baby!"
Superjohn The man behind the slaughter from Coruscant Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
The man behind the slaughter
#756: Nov 22nd 2015 at 3:41:12 PM

njhnuy.

"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
NegaKingKix The Absolute Madman from That one place we don't talk about anymore Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
The Absolute Madman
#757: Nov 22nd 2015 at 6:31:59 PM

brtuer

"We be we baby!"
Ghostninja109 from there, not here. Since: Aug, 2011
DarkDestruction Dread Pirate Captain from 'neath the underwater skies Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#760: Nov 23rd 2015 at 12:57:57 AM

Awlright, let's give this a try.

i8

Well, that was unimpressive.

[down][tup][lol][awesome]

edited 23rd Nov '15 2:36:25 PM by Anomalocaris20

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Zeanobia Sanity is overrated from My house Since: Mar, 2012
Sanity is overrated
#761: Nov 23rd 2015 at 1:57:23 PM

Does this mean you’re going to make love to me tonight, Christian?” Holy shit. Did I just say that? His mouth drops open slightly, but he recovers quickly. “No, Anastasia it doesn’t. Firstly, I don’t make love. I fuck… hard. Secondly, there’s a lot more paperwork to do, and thirdly, you don’t yet know what you’re in for. You could still run for the hills. Come, I want to show you my playroom.” My mouth drops open. Fuck hard! Holy shit, that sounds so… hot. But why are we looking at a playroom? I am mystified. “You want to play on your Xbox?” I ask. He laughs, loudly. “No, Anastasia, no Xbox, no Playstation. Come.”… Producing a key from his pocket, he unlocks yet another door and takes a deep breath. “You can leave anytime. The helicopter is on stand-by to take you whenever you want to go, you can stay the night and go home in the morning. It’s fine whatever you decide.” “Just open the damn door, Christian.” He opens the door and stands back to let me in. I gaze at him once more. I so want to know what’s in here. Taking a deep breath I walk in. And it feels like I’ve time-traveled back to the sixteenth century and the Spanish Inquisition. Holy fuck.

#nolivesmatter
Piando 18's Glomp OF DOOM Since: Jun, 2015
18's Glomp OF DOOM
#762: Nov 23rd 2015 at 1:57:55 PM

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I love you, Krillin!! -struggling to breathe- I love you as well, honey..
trashconverters "Team Ken, baby" from Melbourne (Series 2) Relationship Status: This is not my beautiful wife!
"Team Ken, baby"
#763: Nov 24th 2015 at 3:15:09 AM

Yy

Stand up against pinkwashing, don't fall for propoganda
powerpuffbats Goddess of Nature Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Goddess of Nature
#764: Nov 24th 2015 at 5:41:20 AM

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You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!
Victor_Skye Hot-blooded Catholic Space Nazi from The Imperium of Man, the million worlds. Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Hot-blooded Catholic Space Nazi
#765: Nov 24th 2015 at 7:12:58 AM

... I hit the spacebar.

"In the grim darkness of the future, there is only war."
ZeroL *Vague plotting intensifies* from a dimension with 700 too many of me Since: Jul, 2016 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
*Vague plotting intensifies*
#766: Jul 30th 2017 at 8:10:05 PM

Van VV End

I used my iPhone, and it autocorrected.

My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
TalesofUnder Not Sherlock Holmes from 1900s England Since: May, 2017 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Not Sherlock Holmes
#767: Jul 30th 2017 at 8:11:51 PM

The

“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Cabe_Bedlam Mila from the land of twilight, under the moon. Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
Mila
#768: Jul 30th 2017 at 8:31:11 PM

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More of a light roll across the keyboard, really.

I need to update these things more often
ZeroL *Vague plotting intensifies* from a dimension with 700 too many of me Since: Jul, 2016 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
*Vague plotting intensifies*
#769: Jul 30th 2017 at 8:55:18 PM

D. Vvvvfvecfggfyyhghnnhftuftugvgehbhhgcc

Smacking my phone into my forehead repeatedly

My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
dutchguy1986 from Somewhere in the universe. Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: Serial head-patter
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#771: Jul 31st 2017 at 1:57:33 AM

A loud noise, a broken keyboard, a mild concussion and a confused doctor.

Huzzah
Enirboreh AKA Nixer from the domain of infinite floof. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
AKA Nixer
#772: Jul 31st 2017 at 4:35:39 AM

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bork
DrNoPuma Dr. Thomas Light from Toon Town Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
#773: Jul 31st 2017 at 7:02:42 AM

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"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."
Spinosegnosaurus77 Mweheheh from Ontario, Canada Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: All I Want for Christmas is a Girlfriend
sarysa Purrloin Jani by shrubBird from a time vortex Since: Jun, 2013 Relationship Status: Mu
Purrloin Jani by shrubBird
#775: Jul 31st 2017 at 8:01:43 AM

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That was lackluster. I closed my eyes, tried to disorient myself, and then lightly put my open palm on my keyboard.

Current WHABP alts: Jani (Sarah) the Purrloin, Hudson the Togetic. Tilly/Lilly (Digletts) are being Put on a Bus.

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