ITT: We Make Obscure References.

"I thought 'M' was just a randomly assigned letter; I had no idea it stood for—"

"Utter one more syllable and I'll have you killed." welp this one'll probably get recognised immediately

Casino Royale (2006)? I've seen that movie enough times to know that line by heart.

Edited by Sierra-D421 on Mar 24th 2024 at 7:43:22 AM

According to a gamer who would prefer to remain anonymous, but is Elijah Wood…

It was the look of people whose world had suddenly been swept from under them, and now they were trying to tap-dance on quicksand.

"Why are the strawberries called chips?"

"Aw, what's the matter, kiddies? Did your can spring a leak!?"

"Why does it cost $100 grand to play bingo?!"

Are you a Pornohuman, Guido?

(Transkated from dutch)

Who needs a busboy now that you've got the chef?

Edited by IchigoMontoya on Mar 25th 2024 at 4:27:44 AM

How did I lose ten "points"??

For being a "spielverderber".

What the hell is that?

"Spielverderber" is a German word meaning "party spoiler". On the other hand, given the context of German history, being a "Party spoiler" might actually be a good thing. Plus ten points.

"Hey! You can't talk to my grandson like that! Someone oughta put you in a mental hospital!"

"SOMEONE SHOULD PUT YOU IN A BOX FLOATIN' DOWN THE RIVER, GRANDMA!!!"

Edited by Sierra-D421 on Mar 26th 2024 at 4:42:44 AM

"...You're probably right."

"That's it, I've had it with you two! You've choked me, you burned me, the steak you fed me was undercooked!"

Nope, it's The Amazing World of Gumball.

Edited by Grotadmorv on Mar 26th 2024 at 11:27:59 AM

Kitchen Nightmares?

"But, you? You're sarcastic, you're rude, and you bury any evidence that you care about anything!"
"Wow, that is sooo accurate. I hate you! And, you know what? I don't care about you, either!"
"[…] I-I think you just proved all three of his points."
"Didn't know you could count that high..."

I'm really not a werewolf. That's just a disguise. I'm a full wolf underneath.

"Blood, to you all! Shh... Secrets... living under the skin of reality. I've seen it, the corruption of flesh. I'm the wolf, yeah! I am the wolf! It's close, it's coming. You have come. The witness to the end, of time. It's now! I will rise to her side! I don't need the words! I'm beyond the words!"

Edited by MkayRose on Mar 26th 2024 at 5:55:30 AM

"Skizzle. You're a stand-up guy, I appreciate you, I love everything about you." "Your underwear will live on forever." "I just wish you were better at this game."

"I tell ya what, hey, Stone Cold, jabroni, you come out here and you make your idle threats like you're the Great One, but obviously you're not! So The Rock says you take that truck, and drive it right back down Know Your Role Boulevard, you drive it right back to Jabroni Drive, and you check your candy a--!!!"

Edited by Sierra-D421 on Mar 26th 2024 at 4:49:33 AM

For me pepper, I put it on my plate.

"An unfortunate side effect, yes . . . but I wouldn't have resorted to such drastic measures if you had the common sense to stay out of our affairs."

Oops, that hangup button is big and really easy to bump into.

"I half expected Elliot to death tornado spin right into the goal!"

"That's bullshit! I mean, I've heard of curveballs, but goddamn!" "I've heard of curveballs, but eyeballs?!"

"If he wants to prolong his suffering, then so be it. His time will come soon enough. And if any of his allies return, I will kill them."

Actually, the fact that Mars is still orbiting safely over here means that it was technically an *Euler* apocalypse, not a Venn one.