A chub from the Grant Corporation
My girls have prepared a lovely pine cone tartare accented with grub worm chutney and just a soupçon of pond scum.
Confirmed Bachelors: the dramedy hit of 1883!
Love your hair, hope you win
Well, it's more My Left Foot than There Will Be Blood.
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it.
Eat a rice ball, for Christ's sake, eat a rice ball!
Love your hair, hope you win
Gary may be on to something here. A blog about an american's conquest of under-age international males? I would call it "Statutory of Liberty".
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it.
We can't help you if your goddamn standards are higher than Amsterdam.
Well, sequel time already, huh? Welcome back, I guess. I'm sure you missed me more than I missed you.
edited 25th Aug '17 5:37:14 PM by MrLavisherMoot
simple as
*Vague plotting intensifies*
"I thought you left..."
"I DECLARE THAT I HAVE!"
"But you're still here!"
"BAH!"
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
Please urinate with precision and elegance.
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
(with two cards in hand one of them being the Joker) This time... This time, it'll be my win!
Well then... hmmm (reaches for the card on her right) Should I go with this one...?
(quickly snatches the other)
Hooray! I'm done. Yay!
Why do I always keep losing? 
(crushes the Joker)
edited 26th Aug '17 7:54:02 PM by aNinjaWithAIDS
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
*Vague plotting intensifies*
"Which way is down?"
BOOM
"Ooh, I blew up down!"
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
dork-blooded killer
"Let me introduce you to the starter weapon SMG. It has two fire modes: full auto..."
-Brrrrrt-
"...and full-er auto."
-BRRRRRRRRTTTTTT-
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
meow
"Speak like you might to a small child."
Are you ready? Go live!
A chub from the Grant Corporation
Remember, you’re not throwing coins for just any song, you’re throwing coins for a masterpiece! Charlie Parker said so!
edited 28th Aug '17 10:03:35 PM by Bananaquit
Confirmed Bachelors: the dramedy hit of 1883!
Love your hair, hope you win
"Welcome to Christian Airlines. In the event of an emergency, suck on a Capri Sun and know that this is god's plan.
Our in-flight meals today will be fish and loaves. In the case of an emergency, oxygen masks will be popped down, make sure to secure yours first, unless it's a fetus, in that case secure that one first."
edited 28th Aug '17 10:29:22 PM by FirstSnow
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it.
*Vague plotting intensifies*
"You know I love to have me some delicious cheese with my homeboy Yosh."
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
Help! Bruce Campbell's chasing me!
simple as
"Sometimes vultures sound like guns."
Love your hair, hope you win
We could spend all day talking about which Overwatch characters are which cereal mascots, and we're going to. Please subscribe to our Patreon for the full episode.
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it.
dork-blooded killer
Let's be Angel = Lesbian
Angel = Lesbian
Angel = Pure
Lesbian = Yuri
Therefore,
Yuri = Pure
Tell me something happy
"Come on, how often do you get to hear your son on the radio?"
(Beat)
"I'm on the radio EVERY DAY!!!"
edited 2nd Sep '17 7:00:57 PM by burinnu
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
Love your hair, hope you win
Awwwww... I wanted to talk to a wallaroo.
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it.
*Vague plotting intensifies*
Actually, fanart, in this case, of this comic, would be of you. But, because you brought it up, here is fanart of a fan.
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
Here comes the devil, Marty!
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it.